Bastardly Fashion Rating: Paula Abdul @ Idol Gives Back 2008
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Here's all the things we may have forgotten about old school Paula...
Paula Julie Abdul (born June 19, 1962) is an American, multi-platinum selling, Grammy Award-winning singer, dancer, television personality, jewelry designer, actress, and Emmy Award-winning choreographer. Married to Emilio Estevez between 1992-1994, she is the former daughter-in-law of actor Martin Sheen.
In the 1970s, Abdul rose from being a cheerleader for the Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball team to being a sought-after choreographer at the height of the music video era, then to being a Pop-R&B singer with a string of hits in the late-1980s and early-1990s.[2] After her initial period of success, she suffered a series of setbacks in her professional and personal life, until she found renewed fame and success in the 2000s as a judge on the television series, American Idol. A new album by Abdul is reportedly set to be released in mid-2008. [Wiki]
Bastarchived in American Idol Gives Back 2008, Bastardly Ladies, Music, Paula Abdul, TV
Bookmark/Search this post with:
Don't forget the arm transplant she got from Richard Simmons.
Reply to this Comment
Hmmmm....
Reply to this Comment
Nah...she use to be hot, not anymore...
Reply to this Comment
Oh yeah, she was married to Emilio Estevez. What happened to him? You'd think Charlie could hook him up with a Two and A Half Men or some shit. I don't think any more Young Guns movies are in the future and Repo Man II: Electric Bugaloo isn't exactly on the horizon...
SNAP! You don't think Paula killed him, do you? That would explain everything... why nobody has seen him in years, she's a wreck because of the guilt, why Charlie is getting on the roles when they can't find Emilio (hell, even Molly Ringwald had a series for a couple of weeks)... Somebody call Murder, She Wrote to get to the bottom of this!
Reply to this Comment
She's starting to age. The skin is losing tone and her hands are old lady like already.
That said, man, are those guys short or what? Now I realize why Simon has that attitude, Napoleon complex is a killer.
Reply to this Comment
#3 could have been on the commercial featured at the beginning of Harold and Kumar: "I'M SO HIGH!!!"
Reply to this Comment
she looks like she belongs on the planet of the apes set
Reply to this Comment
I bet she was fun when she was younger and coherent! You think she did any gang bangs with the Lakers? She would be a spinner!
Reply to this Comment
oh come on...yeah she's crazy as fuck, but you can't deny that she still looks really great for her age
Reply to this Comment
Hey, wait!
Is she older than Pam Anderson? After today's pics I'd say it is no contest as to who is holding up better... the crazier thing may be a bit closer race; can't decide until the Pam reality show is out.
Reply to this Comment
Her Boobs are wonky!
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!