Bastardly Fashion Rating: LeAnn Rimes @ 2008 CMT Music Awards
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 10:52pm by Moelicious

Who the hell OK'd for her to wear that dress?!
I just can't see how anyone would be @ the store & be like, "OH MY GOD!!--That's absolutely the hottest dress in the world. I'm gonna buy it right this second & wear it to the biggest award show within my industry!"
There has to be money or sex or something kinky & shady involved in order to convince anyone to walk out the door wearing that thing.
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Why does she look like she's 45 years old? These aren't very flattering photos, not to mention her dress.
If you pull those chains will the blinds go up?
i wonder if that armor will deflect a broadsword?
Heinous!!
Me no have nice thing to say.
Me remember Leann sing with Oscar the Grouch.
Leann little girl.
Me sit next to her at lunch.
Me see Leann have cookie.
Me ask Leann for cookie.
Leann say no.
Me eat cookie anyway.
Me say sorry.
Me punched in blue face by man with big hand and cowboy hat.
Me buy Leann more cookie.
Me eat new cookie too.
She looks like absolute hell. She looks like a whore you would pick up in the bar at a bowling alley.
I think it's supposed to be evocative of the costuming and makeup in her video for the song "Nothing Better to Do." Which has sexy interracial all-girl jailfights in it with black thigh-highs on people hotter than her.
So she's in my good books and I'm marginally okay with this.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhQHkPSHZRw
Warning: that link contains country music and close-ups of LeAnn Rimes' face.
I didn't get to watch the show, but I heard the outfit she wore during her "performance" was super hot..... I'd rather see those than this armadillo lookin thing. She's always had that "i'm trying to look older than i am look".... guess its her thing..... she's ok, but not exactly what i'm lookin for.
And thats the bottom line.....
Good one Goliano! She is trying to break that little girl mold! Between this dress and her prison outfit (see betty_rocke's link) I thought she'd flash some ass cheek! I was hoping for her underwear scene at the show, but that didn't happen. Another blog mentioned something abut her and the hubby swinging and he likes to watch! Hmmmmmmm?
LeAnn is actually really pretty, but you can't tell here. She's a sweetheart and has handled fame well unlike some people.
Obviously these pics are terrible, but she really has got it goin' on in the looks department. Her recent Shape mag shoot showed off her really great body. And yeah, she's a sweetheart too, so that's another plus. I'd wife that, although it's too late.
Bob,
I think you might be gay.
Oh come now. That's straight from her video from her latest album. You don't get it.
she wouldn't of qualified for bastardly jailbait when she was young...and she isn't much better legal and breeding...pass on dat ass... :P
This is not a chick who should wear a short dress.
I CAN ALMOST SEE HER UTERAS
wtf happened to her?
Wooo...that make-up gun was set to WHORE.
That's hilarious Caitie...Thanks for the chuckle....Caught it a bit late though.
She's so ugly, but a good singer.
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