Bastardly Dumbass of the Week: Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsey Evans
Friday, October 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Here's what led to Lindsey's dumbass honors:
Evans and three of her friends bailed on a $46.07 bill but the former beauty queen accidentally left her purse at the restaurant. A spokesman for Bossier City said police were summoned to a Posados Cafe restaurant Saturday night after the group of four had left without paying. When they went back to retrieve Evans' purse, they were greeted by cops, who also found pot Evans' purse.
"One of the officers recognized Evans from her identification, and they were subsequently arrested," police spokesman Mark Natale told TODAYshow.com
Evans and the other young women, Jordan James, 18, Jennifer Martin, 22, and Morgan Goleman, 18, were booked on charges of theft and possession of marijuana. Martin and James were also booked for possession of drug paraphernalia. Early on Sunday, they were released on bail. A police spokesperson said they are expected to be arraigned in Bossier District Court in January. [People & eFlux]
For all you bastards looking to get some barely legal beauty queen rebound sex, hit up Lindsey. Don't forget the weed!!
Big F! Is Bossier City really Mayberry? Wow weed, can't believe it?
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Beautiful girl, vary pretty.
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It's Louisiana fer cryin out loud. You know, the place where bimbos like Brit Spears comes from. What else did you expect? They're all perfect dimwits for the likes of Terry Bradshaw.
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she is down with the swirl.
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Impressive what makeup and lighting do for this girl. She's just average in her mughsot.
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I agree she doesn't look like the same girl
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i dont care if people want to smoke pot but i do not like dishonest weasels who think they are too good to pay for things like the rest of us. dumb cunt, im glad she got caught. if i were her server i wouldve pulled her by her stupid blonde hair and smashed her face into the table
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