Bastardly Breaking News!! Usher Likes The Old Meat!!
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWhat's up w/ all the young dudes trying to hit really old women these days?! Usher could be sleeping with so many hot choco-mommas these days, but he chooses to the cross the tracks for old white meat.
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haha laughable. i doubt he would even fathom hitting that... or maybe the witch has him under some form spell.
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that woman is Samantha Ronson's mom
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Ah man I didn’t know Usher was in the Sex & The City Movie – I always knew Carrie needed some brotherly love.
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Welcome to Fright Night, for real.
/YIKES!
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shes a step up from his wife tho... just sayin.
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@ 5 - LOL! I agree so much! He could have done so much better... the Chili break up must have messed him up in the head.
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yeah chili is still hot he must hate himself now when he has to look at his pig bride every morning.
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What the hell is this? And guys, the only reason Usher has such a manly looking wife is becasue he is clearly as gay as the day is long.
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Yeah sexy rexy you are so on point!
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one word. Ew. get ur eyes checked usher! shes really not that pretty!
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Usher was just helping out at the local SRV (Street-walker's Retirement Village).
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