Bastardly Breaking News!! Suri Cruise Gets A New Haircut!

Photo Credit: ANDERSON/VILA/bauergriffinonline.com

Kabbalah prisoner Katie Holmes and daughter Suri (b. April 18, 2006) spend an afternoon together running around in Central Park.

And, from a Sexiest MILF standpoint, where does Katie Holmes rank on everyone's list?

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I do not want to see this.

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:11pm
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I agree!

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:14pm
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whatever haha. she is the cutest baby i have ever seen!

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:21pm
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agree!

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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Why do I get the feeling we'll get a "Mommie Dearest"-style memoir from Suri 20 or 30 years from now?

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:23pm
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Cute kid, fucked up name..

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:27pm
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D-A-M-I-E-N 666... D-A-M-I-E-N 666...

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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nice
i just got a picture of Katie Holmes falling off a balcony in slow motion
while little suri looks on from her big wheel

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:42pm
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"Suri! Look at me Suri! It's all for your Suri!"

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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Where's her evil nanny & large hell-hound to protect her?

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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Tom Cruise is flamingly gay. Does it count if he's cross-dressing?

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 1:30am
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the cutest little girl. Almost as cute as my son lol

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 1:28pm
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she's scientology prisoner you dumbasses.

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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What happened to Shiloh...

Friday, October 24th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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