Bastardly Breaking News! Mini-Me Verne Troyer Has A Midget Sex Tape!
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
The Guru isn't the only Verne Troyer flick out this summer! Ow!No worries, you're not the only one who wants to check this baby out b/c like most people with a sense of freaky adventure, a midget sex tape ranks fairly high on my list of things to see before I die.
Kevin Blatt, the bastard behind the Paris Hilton sex tape, is supposedly in talks to ice a $100K deal with SugarDVD, so it should be too long. Patience, Daniel-San, patience!
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Oh, NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!
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yes!!!
finally a man in porn with a smaller schlong then me
at least i hope i'm bigger...
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Well if Nick Lachey goes into porn, you'll prolli be bigger then him.
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I really don't need to see that...
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but I do
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oh god...the end is near...this dude has a sex tape...what the fuck for?...i wouldnt watch midget sex even if u paid me
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Sweet jesus my eyes are gonna commit suicide
by jummpin out of my head,i don't want too or need to see this.....ever
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i'm not gonna have sex for a year if i see that...
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Oh thats really funny slut whore d55. You wouldn't watch midget sex but you told Eve that you watched two lesbos shit in cup, in each others mouths and have shit sex.
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and I would shit in your mouth....how is that for sick, huh? you digging it? you're getting hot thinking about it, right? everyone has seen 2girls1cup video, bitch but i guess you havent since your mother still has parental control settings on your computer!
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I don't want to see it and nor do I watch 'normal' porn. It's so fucking gross. I don't understand why ppl would watch shit like that anyway.
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midget porn is bad but not that bad when you compare it to amputee porn...yes, there isa category in porn for that LOL...it's so fucking weird and sick
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Is Paris or Kim on the vid??? lol ... this shit is gonna be even more weird that Screech's vid.
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@ whore d55, You sick fucker, watching all that sicko porn.
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yeah and i saw a video the other day where your mother was being gang banged...her every hole was literally filled...she did seem to enjoy it though saying your daddy never shows her his lil wee wee ...haha you keep proving you're a little girl...how old are you? 12? now, shut up and come over so i can shit in your mouth
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i really think you're a 12 year old lil bitch who needs a good beating...your nickname used to be "sunny-bunny"...that's a kid's character, you lil shit...u watch teletubbies, too?
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LOL he must have the samllest dick ever recorded onto film. hahahahahaha!!!!!! WTF!? dude needs to stick to his "mime-esque" movie rolls.
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I saw a clip of him making out with some ho on some other site. Its really funny how the chick is making orgasm faces for the camera.. looking for her 15 minutes. I could be mistaken, but I have a hard time believing she could possibly get off with him. I don't get it.
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yep... the girls only looking for the dollah sign. what a whore.
i seriously can't believe he actually has a tape... damn...
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Ooooh! and look at his little phone-wire tatoo...how cute is that? lol.
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@ whore d55, Yet again you prove what a messed up piece of shit you are. You really talk some fucked up shit for someone wanting to be a doctor, a really scarey thought.
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I am sure your parents wouldnt let you talk to me, let alone stalk me nonstop...I am scarring you for life, aren't I? you know, in that porn, one of the many many guys bit your mom's pussy, and she started bleeding so bad...for a second, I had to pause and look to see if the pussy lip was still intact.
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would you donate if it had gotten detached? do you love your mommy enough to donate a pussy lip...well, do you?
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*would u have donated*
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Yes, You'll make one fucked up scarey doctor.I hope they give you a mental test. Are you sure your not a tranny raper guy, you fucked up tranny whore.
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whoa whoa...scary, you're, and rapist*
now get back at me after u retype ur message.
oh yeah, I am the worst...I am the nastiest bitch u will ever meet...and your point? haha...get the fuck outta here, u fatso before I say worse things and fuck you up more than you already are
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whoa whoa...scary, you're, and rapist*
now get back at me after u retype ur message.
oh yeah, I am the worst...I am the nastiest bitch u will ever meet...and your point? haha...get the fuck outta here, u fatso before I say worse things and fuck you up more than you already are
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Fat, Fat, Fat, you skinny turk tranny looking whore, go sell your ass to support your drunken father and you played out whore mother.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=-nu-LuxU6GI
i would tie u in a chair and make u watch me do this to your parents
oh yeah...how do you like this, u lil cunt?
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d55 that shhh was SICK and i'm about to go on lunch
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come back after u throw up and cry to sleep...i am out for now LOL
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YES YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF THE MOST FUCK UP TRANNY CUNT WHORE OF THE YEAR. YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU GO TO MED SCHOOL OR I WILL TURN INTO THEIR MENTAL UNIT.
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i better hope u never find where i go to med school?
shit, lemme help u with that...I go to University of Miami...want their, too? 305-284-2211
cunt: hello university of miami
operator: yes
cunt: ummm so there is this girl that goes to your school and she posts as d55 (insert my real name) on a website named bastardly and she says horrible horrible things...she even linked me to a video where they remove a person's organs to be studied...she is mental
operator: uhhhh ok
cunt: yes, please kick her out of your school or tell me where i can write a report about her cuz cuz *as tears rolls* she is such a bad bad bad person!
LOL
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its all about the U!!!
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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
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Amazing how her boobs are bigger than his big head.
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it's like have sex with an american girl doll...that man-baby is tiny!
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*having sex
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and correct me if i'm wrong but i do believe this sex tape involves him and a MAN!?
gay midget porn?
too far..........
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*retracts above statement*
okay..maybe the person just looked like a man! i only saw a little picture on ninemsn BUT the general consensus seems to be he's straight...
hmm pity coz that would be some (funny) fucked up shit
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Karl Marx would love Verne Troyer, he's a living breathing metaphor.
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www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1628434327
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hahahahahahahaha.. Sunny Bunny is Hilarious!!! Keep up the good work,
I'm LOLing so hard!!!
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shut up you walking lollipop...i can guarantee you aint laughing harder than I am when I look at this pic of you:
you look like a god damn 3 year old who is walking around with nothing but a diaper on...of course, that's only one of the many many things so wrong with your pic
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@whore d55. Ya know whats really funny is your cockeyed crosseyed fish liped buck teeth tranny looking slut whore face.LOL LOL LOL
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bitch...i like how you signed off right away and stopped posting as "biteme"...I knew it...as a matter of fact, I was expecting it LOL...dont you have a life? bitch, you're on here 24/7...as soon as I get on, you follow me like my slave LOL hilariousssssssssssssss
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I really fucking hope you weren't reffering to me.
I gave up on you months ago so please leave me out of whatever paranoid "stalk" plot you have come up with now.
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you really fucking hope i wasnt referring to you? what are you gonna do if i was? cuz guess what? I fucking were, cunt...you just signed off as soon as i got on (yes, i did look at the list of people who were online right before I signed on because only the registered users are able to see the most recent comments)...you signed off and after i said it was you, you signed right back on...haha...out of all the posts on here, why did you come back to reply to this one right away when it's not even shown under the recent posts comment column on the right anymore? Bitch, be smarter!
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yes, i did look at the list of people who were online right before I *STARTED COMMENTING*
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I think it is you who has started stalking me.I came back because I come to this site a few times throughout the day while at work. Not that I have to explain myself to you. But man you can press buttons.
I have only posted as me. Don't bring me into your ridiclous pissing matches you have with everyone on here. I really do grow tired of your total lack of respect for anyone and boisterous behavior. It is you who has made this site not fun anymore.
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yeah, suuuuuuuuuuure...it's not like you're gonna come out and say, "yes, I am the pathetic loser who has no life that waits for you get on here and as soon as you do, i start posting under other names"...answer me: out of all the posts on here, why did you come and reply to this one right after you signed back on? waiting for a creative lie.
I also like how you instantly changed your writing style after what i said last night -when i busted your ass and even told you how i knew it was you was because you never ever capitalize after your periods...haha and what do you know? all the sudden, you do!
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actually, I saw the last thread ocmmented on the right and clicked on it you retard.
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What are you talking baout last night you told me? I didn't even tlak to you last niht you crazy bitch. Whatever this is beyond psychotic for even you.
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yeah right bull fucking shit
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and YES I say really fucking hope since I can't believe you are that fucking ridiculous you would bring me into you shit once we both decided weeks ago to just leave eachother alone. Which I have not posted to you and you have not posted to me. But I guess I can't expect a ego maniacal sociopathic bitch to abide by any sort of treaty.
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LOL you're so fucking hilarious, man. I made the site not fun anymore? How? Oh I know because you focus on me so much...i dont feel like there is a person on here that made the site not fun anymore because i dont give a damn about a particular person unlike you....and if you're still hurt about how not fun the site is anymore, guess what? you can always fuck off!
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Well if you don't give a damn about a person then why are you watching my login and logout times. The only reason I responded because I did not like being accused for something I did not do. If I posted as someone else to you I would cop to it because I am not afraid of you. I mean really what could you do? You know? Its really illogical. I am posting to you now, why would I post as someone else? You are really crazy and delusional and should seek help. This has grown old and I am tired of watchin you act out on here. What did your parents not give you enough attention growing up?
You are offically the only person I have ignored.
Congrats.
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You tell me why you would post as someone else? Just because it doesnt sound logical doesnt mean you wouldnt do it and dont do it so cut the crap with me, acting so high and mighty! Yeah, you got me...I am so occupied with you that I looked at your log in and out times...you're just trying to turn the tables around on me cuz your pathetic ass got busted...cuz you made it so obvious last night that it was you that were posting under other many many names to talk shit...i am not saying you're the only one but you ARE one of them.
oh...by the way, please dont ignore me...you dont know how bad you just hurt me...i dont know how i will go on now...WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!
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You're not afraid of me? I never said you were afraid of me. I am sure nobody on here is afraid of me on here...yet, they talk shit under different anonymous names. You dont talk shit under this name because it is the same name you use to write comments on here and interact with people...what would it say about you if you just wrote all the things you write under anonymous names? You'd just be exposing your pathetic self...so it's safer to do it under different names...you can vomit your frustration, your hatred and jealousy anonymously...shit, why am i telling you why you might be posting under other names when you're the one doing it?!
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@ whore d55 P.S. Pam looks pretty good and her head goes with her body. Not like your headless whore d55 body shots.
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you're ugly, too, arent you? is ur head enormous, too huh? I think so! where is your pic, twat? oh right...you dont have one cuz you're fat and disgustingly ugly...ugh...fucking pig
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d55 sure likes to post pictures of people she does like to try & get power over a situation. Its kinda redundant when you think about it cos Im guessing that the pics of pam & co were previously available on their profiles etc. Not such a revelation really is it? Whatever the case, d55 is hysterical. Funny girl!
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"redundant"? isnt that a big word for you? how about you show your face, too so you can be one of those people i am trying to get power over? haha
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no way man I seen the wrath of d55 :)
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she shouts her mouth off on here cos shes frustrated with being a loser in reality. She was probably bullied. She can say what she likes over the net, aint no one gonna beat her ass. d55 is a pussy, thats how come she shouts so loud. Got sooo much to prove.
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yeah, i am a pussy, right? LOL you're the one that cant even post under one name...fucking dumb ass LOL...so you get on here as the nobody you're to talk crap...dont share your life story with me...trust me; i dont give a damn about you at all unlike you who gives a damn about me so much
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There she goes again thinking everyone that hates her is the same person, stupid slut is whore d55. LOL LOL LOL
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hahaha d55 is a legend, very entertaining.
d55 wins.
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@68, Fuck you too asshole whore d55 psycho bitch doesn't win.
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...d55 is a fat slap of meat and wishes she was as thin as Pamela.
d55 has such a fat, disgusting face! I really wish I could chop her head off for real so she really would be headless.
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HOW COME D55 CAN POST PROFILE PICS OF PEOPLE HERE BUT PAM GOT BANNED FOR THE SAME THING!! AND YOU REMOVED THE PICTURE OF D55 THAT PAM POSTED ONE TIME BUT THE PICTURE OF PAM IS STILL HERE!! WTF IS GOING ON!! BAN d55, BAN HER, BAN HER, BAN HER, YOU PUSSIES!!!
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