Bastardly Breaking News!! Melissa Theuriau Got Married!!


Another Bastardly hottie has bit the dust & is out of the markett---unless of course, one of you super rich home-wrecking bastards drop tons of dough to get Melissa's back to the Horndogg Community.

Anyway, here's the news:
Les détails de son mariage secret avec Mélissa Theuriau
Rien ne laissait présager une idylle entre l’humoriste et la ravissante journaliste… Pourtant Jamel Debbouze et Mélissa Theuriau ne s’imaginent plus vivre l’un sans l’autre et sont prêts à s’unir pour la vie. Après une cérémonie hallal (tradition musulmane pour les fiançailles d’un couple) le 29 mars, Jamel Debbouze et Mélissa Theuriau se marient devant monsieur le Maire ce 7 mai. Revue de détails.

Jamel Debbouze et Mélissa Theuriau ouvrent le bal des mariages! Après s’être fiancé selon la tradition musulmane fin mars, le couple poursuit l'officialisation de son idylle avec un mariage civil ce 7 mai. Et comme les tourtereaux veulent faire de ce jour, ou plutôt de ces trois jours, un moment inoubliable, ils s’offrent le luxe et l’originalité, entourés comme il se doit par familles et amis. [Gala France]


Ghetto Google Translator:
Nothing foreshadowed a romance between the comedian and journalist delightful… Yet Jamel Debbouze and Melissa Theuriau no longer live imagine one without the other and are ready to unite for life. After a ceremony hallal (Muslim tradition for the betrothal of a couple) on March 29, Jamel Debbouze and Melissa Theuriau married to Mr. Mayor this May 7. Journal details.

Jamel Debbouze and Melissa Theuriau pave the way marriages! After fiancé according to Muslim tradition at the end of March, the couple pursues the formalization of his romance with a civil marriage this May 7. And as tourtereaux want to make this day, or rather these three days, an unforgettable moment, they are offered the luxury and originality, surrounded as it should be by families and friends.


Here are a few old posts to help ease the pain...
- French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
- Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!
- Melissa Theuriau Not Topless In These Pictures

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19 Scandalous Comments

God I love her. She is so fucking hot.

jennyla
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 9:03am
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She is perfection.

EvilSamurai
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 9:34am
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Damn she is one tasty treat.. I'm jealous

Noxious Bob
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 9:47am
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whoa...! she is totally hot...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 10:59am
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oh lbatar ce jamel :-D

artaban
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 11:03am
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She looks like a young filled out Daljit Dhaliwal another news anchor.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 11:58am
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that just fucking ruined my day. thanks for nothing bastardly...

Grandmaster of Disaster
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 2:43pm
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I think I just shed a tear. Most beautiful newscaster in the world. Guess I have to concentrate on Erin Burnett now. (Robin Meade has been married for a long time)

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 3:25pm
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Come to think of it, I think I discovered Bastardly while googling for Melissa's pics.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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#10 how about Erin Andrews?

Smacky
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 3:45pm
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LMAO, dude, moe, that fucking picture is priceless, like shes talking about her nude shots...shit is funny as fuck.

Phillip McCracken
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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EEEW! SHE MARRIED JAMEL DEBOUZE?? He is SO ugly, seriously, look him up!! She's either desperate or has herpes or something

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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she is very pretty

great face

omega
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 7:11pm
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ow! shes damn hot here, but marrying jamel debouze? omfg, screw him!!!!!

Blickerfield93277
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 7:32pm
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When I read the words "Muslim tradition"...I became paralized by fear, fear that she had married my Rachid. Phew.

Yes, she's gorgeous, he's ugly. Also, he's supposed to be a comedian, but I've never laughed with anything he's said or performed.

Eve
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 11:42pm
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i love the Bastardly Ghetto Translator

john
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:01pm
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HA HA HA HA HA HAHAH !!!!!!!!

I live near a PROJECT......and was wondering........

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A BASTARDLY GETTO TRANSLATOR?

please help!!!!!!!!

DAMAGE Inc.
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:06pm
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