Bastardly Breaking News!! Madonna's Morphing into a Muscular Shemale!!
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Someone needs to have a serious talk with this woman about shooting up hulk hormones. I know she already has millions & her career is pretty much over, but this is kinda crazy...
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See, I'm all for somebody looking toned and healthy - but this is a bit much. There are female athletes that don't look that ripped for goodness sakes!
It's as though she is trying to get into ultra-shape for a final world tour or something.
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You gotta be kidding me!
For the first time, in a LONG time, you post someone with a tiny bit of muscle tone . . .
. . . and you FREAK OUT about it???
You seem to have an oddly skewed sense of what a human body is supposed to look like!
A little bit of muscle definition is a very good thing!
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well i guess that's a lot better than anorexia or obesity.
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Infinitely better!
Anorexia and obesity are both potentially fatal.
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That seems a bit frightening.
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That's not a little bit of muscle, that's a lot of muscle on a woman. God damn.
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well just my opinion, but.....I think this Madonna's "backlash" at aging....she can't control getting older so she works on her body instead - whether bad or good.
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@ 7 You could well be right about that.
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cara, thanks for the depressing turn.
you know what madonna will do to herself if she ever reads that...?
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Find ever more advanced cyborg hosts to put her brain into?
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That's ugly...and Cara is absolutely right.
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damn, she like 51 years old, but ugliness... she was hot back in late 1980s, listen her songs, it rocks
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Thanks King Biscuit
Moe - if she ever reads this she'll pull a Paula Abdul and come out with a new dance song. Don't get me wrong I like Madonna. She is/has been more successful than about 99% of all the artists out there. It just sucks facing reality.
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she should start competing as a female bodybuilder
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If it wasn't for her starring in a movie with Willem Dafoe I would say that is Willem with Breast Implants. Disgusting what she has turned herself into. I think I had her picture hanging on my wall back before anyone knew who she was, even me, just like the look. Not anymore.
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Fat men are just intimidated she's got more muscle and strength than you! Don't hate losers!
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eww. Madge, jean Claude Van Dam wants his biceps back.
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Is this really happening?
With all the lard-asses trolling their way around America today, you really want to bash someone for being in shape? People today have NO IDEA what being in real shape looks like - they've been brain-washed by the media that Britanny Spears actually had ABS, even back in the day? Sorry, you can't even see abs (for a woman) until you are near 15% bodyfat (much less for a guy) but with the "norm" being 25-30% it's disgusting that she is not being praised, rather than pelted with verbal abuse....
I think JungleGirl was right - guys are always intimidated by women who have a little muscle.... here's an idea, put down your X-Box, get your fat ass off the couch and see if you can even come close to her condition.... and you may learn some RESPECT in the process!!!!!
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I wonder if her Clitoris has turned into a penis yet?
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