Bastardly Breaking News!! Lindsay Lohan Runs Into Bush!!


Blurring the Lines Between Addiction and Entertainment
It seems that almost every week there's a new celebrity, another story of substance abuse, or one more humiliating mug shot pulling back the curtain on a member of America's royalty. Substance abuse itself knows no borders of wealth or fame. From Camden, N.J., to Beverly Hills, Calif.; it reaches all races and classes. Yet the hot pops of the paparazzi cameras leave no celebrity embarrassment uncovered. Flipping through the tabloids, Hollywood looks like a town that revolves around clubbing, drinking and, when the celebrities are caught, drugs. [ABC News]

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What is wrong with her skin? Seriously... WTF

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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Her legs are so gross..

Ditch the tights!!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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Ugh, if she looks this bad now, imagine what she's going to look like in 10 years. She looks a lot better with red or brown hair than that blond crap.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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ok since alot of l.lo posst mention she's crazy/but her ex boyfriends/hook upss keep saying she's good in bed....and what percentafe of guys would f**k her if they had the chance...

let me be the first on team bastardly to sneak this songs lyrics as a tribute to l.lo and other 'hot' females evryone says is crazy...hmm...

BUCKCHERRY

"Crazy Bitch" lyrics

All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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Now whoever wrote those lyrics wasn't relying on their imagination!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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re. her skin. it's what happens when you subsist on a diet of ciggies (see two packs of parliaments in last pic), booze and ahem...protein enriched fluids.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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And:
"Coniferous trees fed up with years of horticultural abuse have decided to fight back. They are targeting celebrities in a chilling campaign..."

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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That's a juniper bush. The little berries on it smell just like gin. She's trying to eat the berries. There, I've solved the mystery.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:52pm
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The band-aid on the right foot really brings out her eyes.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:54pm
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i am surprised she is still alive

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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no,kb whoever wrote those lyrics/was keeping it real... ;)

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:01pm
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Jeez.

I wish she'd dye her hair back to a normal red color.

And lose the leggings.

I'm digging her manicure, though. It's ecclectic.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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Glimmer
I LOVE THAT SONG, IT HAS SUCH A GOOD ALTERNATIVE ROCK BEAT!!!!!!!

btw, what's up the cheetah nails

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:20pm
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looks like the chicks been in some bare knuckle bar fights...thats cool...i like a bitch who can take care of herself in a fight

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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Her skin looks off because her hair colour totaly washes it out.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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LOL
why did she dyed her hair again? Lindsay is retarded
her fashion sense is terrible
I still think she's hot, but she's not taking care of herself (like in 2004)

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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Looks like someone bitch slapped her with a sandpaper glove!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 7:07pm
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hey omega !!! :)

your writing persona has a good beat/i think i'm addicted... :)

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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It's hilarious how these celebs think that leggings can be worn on their own, they are meant to go under something. It looks stupid

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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her legs are gross... she some nasty slut, credited to those WB photographer incorporated guys

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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