Kelly Osbourne Went To Coachella For The Pizza! Ow!
Sunday, April 27th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: DS-ISM/Flynetonline.comThree pieces to be exact.
Wouldn't it easier to just stay at home and scarf down two larges while listening to your favorite CDs on your home stereo system?!













She looks like a fat, demented clown.
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I see some leggy chick in there! Focus the bastardly camera on her!
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She´s chubby and ugly!!
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I can't imagine wearing something like this to Coachella. It's a dusty dirt pit out in the desert. Oh wait, that's for those of us who have to PAY to go to this shithole. Those born to drug ravaged aging rock stars get to swan about backstage wearing sequined dresses a size too small that accentuate their fat thighs.
**snark snark snark**
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There needs to be Bastardly body brown bag. Stuff like this could be hazardous to one'd health.
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English girls are always looking RUFF RUFF!
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#1 couple of painted pigs....
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I think that Kelly has good looking legs
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#7 - Yeah, you right!
She's the saddest looking rich girl I've ever seen. She shoots down the whole "fat & happy" stereotype.
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OINK OINK!! fat ASS!!!!
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But she has lost weight... clearly not enough.
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The last pic shows some leggy chick!
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All I can think is the nursery rhyme:
The Wheels On The Bus go round & round
Oh, the cow on the farm goes, moo, moo, moo,
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
Oh, the cow on the farm goes, moo, moo, moo,
All around the farm.
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lMAO @ Bonecrusher
She IS a big cow isnt she?
She emphasizes that by wearing her black and white cow patterned dress! lol
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...No matter how much weight she supposedly 'loses'. Just look at that fat pumpkin head of hers!
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Ouch!! YOU, #6 in the back of the class, PIPE DOWN! Not true at all.
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she kinda looks toned up! at least she isn't flabby
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...Im English and i agree with #6 100%! English chicks are usually pretty rough lol! Jodie Marsh, Jordan, Chantelle, Danielle Llyod, Jade Goody...Need i say any more?
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I'm not saying ALL English girls are ugly but when I was in London two summers ago, I saw more fat, pale English girls with funky clothes and make up that I could stand.
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She doesn't look fat, actually surprisingly she has pretty nice legs.
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moe
Wouldn't it easier to just stay at home and scarf down two larges while listening to your favorite CDs on your home stereo system?!
moe do people have/or even want a home stereo systen/nowdays ??? no...
moe you know most people can that can't tell the difference of how anything sounds/sound different anyway. i mean everyone just wants 8,000 songs on an ipod. i'd love a fancy home stero system and have often look at pics of 'esoteric' audio gear the same way most guys look at porn (just don't have any money) i need some seven foot magnepan speakers *now* :)
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Can someone please tell me what the fuck Coachella is?
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I'd Big Sasuage Pizza that.
/maybe...
//after I smoke a blunt
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foxy... it's wear you go to eat pizza ! :)
really think of coachella is big multi day outdoor music fest thing with leanings toward 'name' alternative acts that don't get massive airplay.....
it was sort of big deal lasy year (or whenever)when Scarlett Johansson did a song live with the Jesus & Mary Chain.
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Ah! Thanks glimmer!
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:)
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Shes probably saying she better not eat that all for me!
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Unbelievable. I can't eat more than two (small) slices of pizza and she's having three big ones?
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Damn...what's up with the grey skin?
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sausage legs and this bitch is ghostly white
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ouch she looks like a druggie ..except most druggies are skinny..
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how could she possibly be that white?
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Oh she is so ugly.
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So was this Coachella thing considered cool at one point, cuz I gotta tell ya, it looks pretty lame.
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She's cute - a wild horse who needs to be tamed! All she needs is a master.
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It's not even that she's fat...That underbite makes her look like she ran right into a wall
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I'd eat her pie. I wanna go up her Hersey Highway and squirt some warm man milk all over in it.
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