Kelly Osbourne Went To Coachella For The Pizza! Ow!

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Three pieces to be exact.

Wouldn't it easier to just stay at home and scarf down two larges while listening to your favorite CDs on your home stereo system?!

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She looks like a fat, demented clown.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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I see some leggy chick in there! Focus the bastardly camera on her!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 1:59pm
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She´s chubby and ugly!!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:03pm
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I can't imagine wearing something like this to Coachella. It's a dusty dirt pit out in the desert. Oh wait, that's for those of us who have to PAY to go to this shithole. Those born to drug ravaged aging rock stars get to swan about backstage wearing sequined dresses a size too small that accentuate their fat thighs.

**snark snark snark**

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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There needs to be Bastardly body brown bag. Stuff like this could be hazardous to one'd health.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
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English girls are always looking RUFF RUFF!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:53pm
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#1 couple of painted pigs....

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:53pm
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I think that Kelly has good looking legs

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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#7 - Yeah, you right!

She's the saddest looking rich girl I've ever seen. She shoots down the whole "fat & happy" stereotype.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 2:59pm
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OINK OINK!! fat ASS!!!!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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But she has lost weight... clearly not enough.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 3:25pm
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The last pic shows some leggy chick!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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All I can think is the nursery rhyme:

The Wheels On The Bus go round & round

Oh, the cow on the farm goes, moo, moo, moo,
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
Oh, the cow on the farm goes, moo, moo, moo,
All around the farm.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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lMAO @ Bonecrusher
She IS a big cow isnt she?
She emphasizes that by wearing her black and white cow patterned dress! lol

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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...No matter how much weight she supposedly 'loses'. Just look at that fat pumpkin head of hers!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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Ouch!! YOU, #6 in the back of the class, PIPE DOWN! Not true at all.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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she kinda looks toned up! at least she isn't flabby

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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...Im English and i agree with #6 100%! English chicks are usually pretty rough lol! Jodie Marsh, Jordan, Chantelle, Danielle Llyod, Jade Goody...Need i say any more?

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 4:47pm
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I'm not saying ALL English girls are ugly but when I was in London two summers ago, I saw more fat, pale English girls with funky clothes and make up that I could stand.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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She doesn't look fat, actually surprisingly she has pretty nice legs.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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moe

Wouldn't it easier to just stay at home and scarf down two larges while listening to your favorite CDs on your home stereo system?!

moe do people have/or even want a home stereo systen/nowdays ??? no...

moe you know most people can that can't tell the difference of how anything sounds/sound different anyway. i mean everyone just wants 8,000 songs on an ipod. i'd love a fancy home stero system and have often look at pics of 'esoteric' audio gear the same way most guys look at porn (just don't have any money) i need some seven foot magnepan speakers *now* :)

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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Can someone please tell me what the fuck Coachella is?

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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I'd Big Sasuage Pizza that.

/maybe...
//after I smoke a blunt

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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foxy... it's wear you go to eat pizza ! :)

really think of coachella is big multi day outdoor music fest thing with leanings toward 'name' alternative acts that don't get massive airplay.....

it was sort of big deal lasy year (or whenever)when Scarlett Johansson did a song live with the Jesus & Mary Chain.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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Ah! Thanks glimmer!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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Shes probably saying she better not eat that all for me!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 7:26pm
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Unbelievable. I can't eat more than two (small) slices of pizza and she's having three big ones?

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 7:54pm
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Damn...what's up with the grey skin?

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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sausage legs and this bitch is ghostly white

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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ouch she looks like a druggie ..except most druggies are skinny..

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 8:38pm
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how could she possibly be that white?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:33am
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So was this Coachella thing considered cool at one point, cuz I gotta tell ya, it looks pretty lame.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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She's cute - a wild horse who needs to be tamed! All she needs is a master.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 4:19pm
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It's not even that she's fat...That underbite makes her look like she ran right into a wall

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 8:33pm
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I'd eat her pie. I wanna go up her Hersey Highway and squirt some warm man milk all over in it.

Monday, August 11th, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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