Bastardly Breaking News! Kelly Brook Kicks It With Her Mom!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Flynet PicturesAnd the Wiki says...
Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, and occasional swimwear designer and television presenter.
After ending a long term relationship with Jason Statham, Brook met American actor Billy Zane while filming thriller Three in Greece in 2004. Proposing to wed in Summer 2008 and having bought a farmhouse in Kent, after the death of her father in November 2007 Brook kept putting the date back, until the couple split in April 2008. [Wiki]












Yo...I'm loving all this heavy Kelly Brook coverage you guys been doing lately.
Can't get enough of her.
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I am not a lesbian but I so want to French kiss Kelly Brook.
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Hallery - Wow, that's one of the hottest things I've heard on this site.
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I never notice that her nose has the curvature of a waterslide...Weeeee!
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Hallery behave...I wouldn't mind french kissing her either...on all four lips..
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Hallery - Please don't behave and tell us more, please!
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To all ya'll who picked Christina brown midget Milian over Kelly Brooke in the bikini bod mathcup(yeah, I remember because it annoyed the crap out of me)- take a look at these pictures and EAT SHIT bitches.
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I'm in a pretty misbehaving mood today so I'm gonna say that I would do a three way with Kelly Brook and Laeticia Casta. That would be so hot.
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I must make Kelly my wife. She is nearly what the ideal woman would be for me, at least looks wise. I'm gonna go drinking now...
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I gonna need some time to think about this - Hallery, Kelly Brook, and Laeticia Casta all together.....
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Take all the time you need.
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Not digging the VW Beetle Cabriolet...
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Who would be the aggressive one in is this scenario?
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Hmmmm, that's a tough one but I'm gonna say Laeticia.
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First pic looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. Apologies to SJP.
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^ She has the extra two years of experience.
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That was directed at ACE but I'm sure he already knows that.
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I would think a French woman would be the aggressive one in this scenario. Watching two women french kiss is one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
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So you've told me. ;)
ACE, this is just like old times. Flirting on this website with you. I missed it.
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Yes, just like old times!
There's only one woman in that scenario that I'd want to be with...the other two would just be a distraction.
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I like the way you think and there is nothing that could distract me in that situation with you.
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Ace and Hallery need to get laid in real life lol ........anyway, Kelly's hot sometimes..
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^ Maybe you're the one who needs to get laid in "real life"!? This is the second time you've made a snarky comment directed at me/us so maybe you're jealous?!
You seem to have real trouble saying anything nice about any other female most of the time and you seem like an all around miserable bitch!
No one is forcing you to read the stuff that ACE and I post and obviously, you enjoy it on some level because you keep reading it and commenting on it so shut up or f off!
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I like ACE a lot, obviously. If anyone here has a problem with that, too fucking bad!
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shut up, junglegirl! you're going to ruin it for the rest of us who are waiting for the sex tape.
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Oh, and junglegirl - I was just looking at your extremely blurry profile pic (exactly what kind of fright show are you trying to hide with that?) and it occurred to me that you look very familiar!
You're Grace (AKA "puffy vagina"), Naomi's uglier and much bitchier older sister, aren't you?
I shouldn't be surprised that you make so many nasty comments on here after reading your BLOTD submission answers so that explains a lot.
But let's let others be the judge. Here's Grace's BLOTD submission and then below that is the link to junglegirl's profile pic:
http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-ladies-of-the-day--grace-naomi-0...
http://www.bastardly.com/user/757
Grace/junglegirl - Maybe next time you feel jealous of two people who are really into each other, you'll resist your uncontrollable urge to be a bitch? Have a great night.
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Well I though Kelly was hot. But when I first saw the very first photo to this post I thought I was looking at Sarah Jessica Parker. So now i'm just confused.
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Leave ACE and Hallery alone bitch.
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She's gorgeous, and she absolutely rocks a pair of mom jeans!
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Hallery is so sexy when she gets fired up. I love it!
Jennyla - Thanks for the support.
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Yes, thank you Jennyla! That's very sweet of you.
junglegirl/Grace - I am sorry if I was too hard on you last night. I was all fired up tough and you should just leave our comments alone next time.
Sex tape??? lol Hmmmm, Ace - do you have any thoughts on this one?
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Do you think anyone would want to see that?
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I would.
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I've never made one, but I have lots of thoughts of what I would like to do. I think we could do a better job then most of the crap out there now.
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Me neither and I agree that we could do better. You seem really enthusiastic about this! I like that attitude!
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Sometimes I like pictures of two people together better than a video, because it captures something very special at a particular moment. Do you know what I mean?
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I do know exactly what you mean and I think that saying is true about a picture being worth a thousand words.
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Bastardly Hot Couple of the Day?
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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With you? Where do I sign up?:)
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Wow, Hallery, havin fun there?? :)
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Um, looks like I got a little too excited there! Sorry! It's ACE. He has that effect on me.
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So I take it you are interested?
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Yes. I'd say I'm about nine times more interested in you than any other guy I have ever met.
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That's very flattering to hear that from such an incredible woman like yourself.
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And that was an accident. I promise to only hit post one time from now on, everyone, even if it seems like it's not going thru. Sorry again. :)
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It's ok Hallery we forgive you.
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You're so good to me, ACE. Thanks.
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And thanks for saying that you're flattered. I feel the same way about you.
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It looks like it's just you and me on this post. Do you think anyone is reading this other than us?
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No. I doubt it. I can't log on to it half the time today so maybe they can't either?
Do you want to talk about anything in particular?
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Kelly looks better in a bra & panties. Dont know if I like clothes on her.
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I just had to try like 6 or 7 times to get on this thread so maybe we should retire it now?
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yes, we tend to do that to threads.....the Jordan thread had the same issue.
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It's like they get overheated, or something...
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Oh, and junglegirl - I like your new pic much better!
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