Bastardly Breaking News!! Keeley Hazell NOT Flaunting Her Rack!

These were snapped @ the "Sex And The City" World Premiere in London

First off, why was Keeley Hazell invited to this premiere?! Her main fanbase is a bunch of horny dudes from around the globe. Are they really trying to market this flick to the horndogg demographic?! Anyway, here's some buzz about the flick...

Sex and the City movie: will the wait be worth it?
Four years, over 1,000 costume changes and endless rumours and internet leaks later, Sex and the City: The Movie will hold its world premiere in London tonight. The film, the first spin-off from the long-running TV programme which followed the lives and loves of four New York women and was credited with everything from sparking hundreds of fashion trends to undoing decades of feminism, is one of the most highly anticipated openings of the year and has been trailed with an unprecedented but unsurprising amount of international publicity. [Guardian]

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wtf she has the weirdest body. her legs are twigs with no shape and her neck looks really short. and her rack look terrible unless its exposed. when shes covering it with clothes, it makes her look really weird and chunky on top and out of proportion

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:02pm
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um...wtf is she wearing? Just stick to flashing your tits in lads mags,love. Dressing 'classily' for premieres is not for you.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:03pm
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HOT!!
and the first comment woooo!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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She looks rather ugly.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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I much prefer her with darker hair. The pose is kind of making her shoulders look spooky broad. But it's nice to see her get some attention on what I think is a sweet face.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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her knees had it from all the doggy style...as she is at the premier then the movie will be shite...

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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the last picture of her she looked like a ugly cavewoman.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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If she's not flashing rack, I don't care...

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:38pm
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legs are too skinny... no shape at all.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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At first glance, I thought Hillary Duff had something else done to her face.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:35pm
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most overrated chick ever!!!, is she known in America at all? cos i'd like to know what they think of her.

In England all the papers and lads mags make big noise about her, like she's Lima or something, in reality she's a very ordinary chick, average face, some of the most shapeless legs, actually apart from her big ole' tits, her entire body is nasty.

SMH @ 80% of dudes in the UK that think she's the hottest girl on the planet

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 8:05pm
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i think she has the innocent look which some people find attractive

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 8:39pm
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Very pretty with wonderful eyes, however, respectable is a subjective perception and the key word here is "look". Pay attention, there will be a test.

The pockets on the dress totally lost my attention though.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 8:55pm
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she looks like shit

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 9:26pm
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Ew. Ew. Weird slouching, chicken legs, ew, ew all over.

However, I will ignore these horrible pictures because this is one girl that has actually made my knees weak when I've seen her topless.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 10:46pm
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is her chin attached to the base of her neck with an invisible thread??

wtf is she always looking down with her head but forcing the eyes up?? othe than that and her ridiculously scrawny thighs.. she looks good:)

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 3:49am
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crappy dress, legs are too thin for her body, should have worn a see thru top

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 4:44am
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She looks awkward hiding her neck like that.
However, I kinda like her shoes..everything else is nasty.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 7:11am
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She's gorgeous she just don't know how to dress. That's all. Check out more pics of her in wireimage and you'll see how crazy her fashion is.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 2:50pm
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I've never even heard of her (I live in america), is she a model or something?? She's not that pretty...

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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Isnt it kind of sad that a 20-something year old girl who doesnt do much apart from partying, posing nude/half nude and leaking homemade porn looks so old and used? And these are event pictures..

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 11:23am
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