Elisha Cuthbert is a Horrible Kayak Partner
Posted on Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:02pm by Moelicious
As of yesterday, Elisha was still in Maui soaking in the sun, along w/ hockey player penis. "24" actress Elisha Cuthbert takes on Maui surf
And now, today’s moment of zen.
24 actress Elisha Cuthbert was snapped frolicking in the waters off of Maui’s Wailea resort area on Monday with her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf.
Phaneuf—whose bare-chested-ness we’ve included here, you know, for gender balance—is a defenseman for the National Hockey League's Calgary Flames. Cuthbert was taking a perhaps much-needed break following a no doubt taxing photo session for the cover of this month’s Maxim Magazine. [Hawaii Magazine]
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Never do anything athletic with your girlfriend. It always ends up like this.
There's something about her that I'm kinda diggin, but not that much.
I have a request: Before you ostensibly straight and by ostensibly straight i mean giant homo guys start commenting that this hot piece of canadian womanhood who loves nothing better than to get pole-axed by her giant boyfriend is fugly and getting fat etc.,can you wrap your catty mouth ejaculate in a pretty bow and take it over to Perez Hilton's site?
A wise man once said, "Baby got back!"
/yumm-0!
Those sunglasses are horrible! But the rest is gorgeous!!!
She should get Bai to teach her how.
I dunno man, I'd love to have her as a kayaking partner.
Torso gets thicker, tone gets less, she looks like an average. The fact that she is into pole climbing doesn't make her any attractive.
She must be one of the rare female talents who don't take some kind of speed to maintain their weight.
shess very hot elsihaaaaaaaaaaaaa so hot
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