Bastardly Breaking News!! Camera Shy Lindsay Lohan Drinks Red Bull!
Sunday, April 13th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
Photo Credit: Flynet ©2008Does Lindsay Lohan's mom really think her daughter gives a shit about what she thinks?! Here's the latest from Lohan Family...
No full frontal scene for Lindsay, says mom
Lindsay Lohan will not be bearing it all on the big screen, contrary to published reports.
Reports began circulating earlier this week, suggesting Lohan was ready to strip down for a full frontal nude scene in the upcoming film “Florence.”
However, Lohan’s mom told “Access Hollywood’s” Billy Bush that this is not the case. [MSNBC]
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Contrary to the advice given in Poltergeist, she should not walk toward the light.
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i think shes hot
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Thunder thighs are coming along nicely...
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does anyone else think it's funny that the reporter's name to whom the full-frontal denial was given is Billy Bush
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#3.. you say that like it's a good thing...
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she has weird ass legs. wasnt she anorexic at one time? i remmebr her being really skinny but her legs and thighs were still massive even then at a low weight
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Lindsay and her mom need to realise that we've already seen her "stuff".
More often than we wanted to..whether it was intentional or "unintentional". We've already seen her shit and WE DONT GIVE A FUCK!!
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Nice legs, that's about it...
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Fat-thighed whore. Yuck. Used up at 21 pathetic slore.
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nice cum stain on the dress @ pic 3
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I WOULD LOVE TO DINE ON HER TASTY RED FARTS
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@#4 - it's good as long as it's happening to this fugly skank
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shes gross i've had enough of her
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#4..Billy idiot Bush is a cousin of George W. Bush.
they are both slow in the head
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this bitch and xtina get my stomach upset...look how she has a smile on her face...pretending to be annoyed with the paparazzi...bitch, you know you love it
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#14 is he?
i just thought is was funny his last name was Bush
and the story was about bush
i'm actually kind of slow in the head too so jokes like that make me piss myself
fart jokes too
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Pass. I've seen 40 year old hookers that look better and have probably taken less cock than dear little Linds here.
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"Thunder thighs are coming along nicely..."
Not as much as that big cock in your ass is coming along apparently. Should I find the name "AssRammer" ironic?
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I could and would straighten her out if she'd let me
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Those flabby, pale, freckled legs are making me feel queasy.
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You can't deny old firecrotch has sex appeal. I bet she's amazing in the sack! She loks like she enjoys bumsex to me...
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Anyone who thinks this skank is staying sober is sadly mistaken. She's just hiding it better now, like most of Hollywood elite do.
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L0L
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JohnnyMak you so funny. Look up irony in the dictionary, consider it's proper usage for a while, then get back to me after you've changed your user name to Alanis...
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unless her new movie features a "penis cam"...i'm pretty sure we did see it all...she's hot btw...
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