Bastardly Breaking News!! Brooke Hogan Wet Her Pants!!
Friday, April 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Here's some stuff you probably don't know about Brooke Hogan:
Her father is extremely strict on dating. He enjoys enforcing stringent restrictions on prospective suitors, as seen on Hogan Knows Best. According to an interview with Hulk Hogan in Maxim magazine, he literally threw Aaron Carter out of his house after less than an hour after finding Carter to be arrogant and disrespectful. On Hogan Knows Best, Hulk placed a GPS tracker on her vehicle that enables him to track her whereabouts and can even remotely shut down the engine of Brooke's car if he feels the need to do so. However, in a later interview, she reveals, among other things, that her father has loosened up a bit upon her eighteenth birthday. [Wiki]
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THIS IS FUCKING GREAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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i know im opening myself up for some pot shots from all my bastardly friends but, i'd hit that twice a day and three times on sunday. i'm a big guy so thats why she doesnt look freakishly big to me. dont hate peeps
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Her outfit is kind of cute, but not on her. I think it's funny that Nick wants to be a wrestler, but his sister was the one born with a wrestler's body.
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maybe she is doin her fergie impression?
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Man feet.
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this girl could be potentially cute if she wasn't so manly
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WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN THE CUNT HULKSTER TAKES A SHIT ON YOU
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She just likes the way it feels.
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hahaha...even though she is monstrous, i usually think she's pretty, except now it looks like she's heavier than last time i saw her.
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apparently she gambled and lost...
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lol she should really be a wrestler
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her structure is just so big and thick (in a very bad way)
like she packs the fat in the wrong places or is "big boned"
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Her body has the perfect thickness to it.
/I love girls like that
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maybe she start wearing adult diapers...
no more piss pants and they'll give her the illusion of having an ass...
caption: "leakage...the reality of getting your butt peed in..."
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hahahahahah that make my fuckin day!!!!
she looks like her mother...I don't wanna be around when she starts aging and everything goes south....ewww!
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um...i think that stain should be in the front if you get my drift.
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"tired from a long drive...with her bowels and bladder aching...brooke split the difference and made some ice tea"...
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man sheezzo fat.....and muscular...ecckkkkk!!!!!!
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Looks like someone forgot their Depends!
Dont go to Taco Bell if you cant make it to the bathroom.
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Not hatin', Brooke Hogan seems like a a nice girl and all, however, i would hate to be built/look like her and be as thick as her. Because no matter how hard you diet & work out and try try try to lose the weight and look smaller/littler, you just, won't...ever.
And to make things worse, she does have a masculine strong face.
She's not ugly, she is just not the prettiest most feminine petite thing out there. Just the opposite actually.
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It's probably not pee-pee, she probably just sat in something wet. In a way, that's too bad, because it would be pretty cute if she simply decided to wet her pants.
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