Bastardly Breaking News!! Britney Spears Remembers To Wear Panties!!
Friday, March 28th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Ok...which one of you bastards mailed Britney a pack of panties?!
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Does anyone still actually give a fuck? I sure don't.
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I did.
But she didn't mail me those goddamn boots. I want them. They're indestructable. I was going to mail them to the Department of Defense & the CDC, respectively.
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God her feet must stink.
And could her fingernails be any more white trash?
All chewed and chipped.
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One comment to end them all
that is the only comment needed here... it truely end all...
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WTF who wears a pair of cowboy boots with a dress?
Oh yeah Britney Spears
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Seriously - there is no way this is the same girl as did "Baby one more time" or "Sometimes"--- I don't know who this is but she ought to give Britney her money, her car and her house back.
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Is her hair falling out...
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everytime i see a caption of her vagina saying, "look momma!', i laugh hard lol
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argh man them fingernails are fucking nasty, looks like she stuck them in a wood chipper, that shit made my johnson shrivel up for real, get a manicure or wear some gloves at least Brit,
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her dad bought the panties...
he checks if she's wearing them before she leaves the house
she needs a spa and beauty treatments
I love her legs, I still think she's hot
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good lord. plum fugly.
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i think she looks good..
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Thank goodness her dad is earning his money making sure she doesn't leave the house with her "wizard's sleeve" all hangin out.
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She's not wearing panties, that's just her clitoris..
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it was probably a mistake or someone air brushed her panties on. She also looks absolutely hideous here.
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Some body needs to send her a new pair of boots. Hey mother's day coming up someone get here some new black boots.
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@ 8
lol me2
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Man she looks nasty..and that dress is not helping any either...It is funny though, to think that this photographers are just waiting for the right moment to take a snapshot of her croutch right at the moment she gets off the car, I guess hoping to get another pantyless moment..I would imagine they make good money out this shots...I kinda feel sorry for this bitches, having to do everything right, or at least try to...oh well, that's life, I guess.
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