Bastardly Breaking News!! Ashley Tisdale Owns A Coffee Carrier!

fuck the baby zits... WTF is up with the whole face? pic 2 is horrendous.

yummy.....and can someone tell me how i can get THAT JOB?

ill walk her dogs and carry her coffee if it means i get to look at that tasty piece of meat all day....

yeah i saw a like Huge Ass Ad for Mark Eko with Ashley Tisdale while i was in LA...it was in the area going to the galleria behind Mann's Chinese Theater.

this one...

http://spotlight.ashley-t.com/albums/advertisements/eckored/01.jpg

girl is hot.

What is this pig snout famous for again. She should sue the otolaryngologist that did that procedure.

How the hell did this chick land number ten on maxim's list?!

Ok closeups are really not her friend. However i still think she's sorta cute in an average high school hottie kinda way. Ya know, the girl who was a total slut and got loads of attention from guys, but wasnt actually that pretty.Yeah. Though she's looking a little bit dumpy in these shots.

This girl is not hot by ANY standards.

She has a huge, shapeless Jew-nose, close-set eyes, a horsey face, and no lips. HOW IS THIS ATTRACTIVE!??

She's kind of cute if you don't have high standards. Unfortunately for her, I do so I'm gonna say she's ugly.

What is she drinking? Milk frappuccino? It's too pale, I don't even think there's coffee in there.

"She should sue the otolaryngologist that did that procedure."

cant disagree with that....

It would be hilarious if the last picture in this set showed that little dog being run over by a car.

PS - Vanessa Hudgens is SO MUCH FOCKING hotter than this chick its not even funny.

The man is her dad idiots!!

She is cute/average.

i agree with comment 9
maybe not so much about the dog part... but then that would probably be entertaining too. so i guess i agree whole heartedly...

I agree with JumpingIsUseless.

And barely legal?!?! She's 22!!

Gotz to agree wit Phil McCracken on this one.
Ashley Tisdale is hot. I don't know why.
She just is.
Shes like an average girl, but Im only taking about the face.
Her body is sick hot.
If you can't see that, thne you're blind.
This girl is 22 and dont look a day over 18.
Her body is tight, all-natural, and perfect for spinning. I would hit that shit day and night if she was mine.
This is the kind of girl you make your Mrs.
No one looks better in a short dress and heels than Ashley, and her titties are high and firm. You dont need nothing else then what she got.

i am so much skinner than her. that means i am totally hotter ;)

aw the dog in pic 3, so cute!

Hideously ugly. Much like Sarah Jessica Parker, she was chosen for her first role because she is UGLY. (SJP was in Square Pegs about 2 ugly teens, and this ugly disgusting thing was chosen for Suite Life to play the ugly girl who works in a hotel lobby).

Close set, small eyes? Check
HUUUUUUUUGE nose? Check
No lips? Check
Natural dark brunette trying desperately to be a blonde, but her complexion and dark brown eyes give it away? Check
Ugly smile? Check

The only thing she has going for her is that she's skinny. Is that all it takes to be considered hot these days? To be skinny with an ugly face is "hot"?

Pamela, you need help. Seriously, it's not funny. I don't know whether you are playing a role, acting like an anorexic, saying what you think an anorexic would say, but you're doing a very convincing job. Listen, if no one else has said this to you lately, then let me be the first: DON'T DIE. It's not worth it. You won't prove anything. You can't control your body. You have to work with your body, come to an understanding with your body, accept compromise. Punish your body and your body will punish you. Your body always has the last laugh. Don't you understand that? No one cares whether you are skinny or not. Only you care. So when you talk like you talk, the only person you are talking to is yourself. You ARE your body, and your body IS you. You can't separate the two, and if you think you can, then that only means you are showing signs of schizophrenia, which is why you need help. If none of this makes sense, then think of it this way: Your body is a machine, and you are in charge of making sure the machine works. It's your job. If you don't want to do your job, then you will be fired. You body will fire you. Learn how to work the machine, see it as doing a job well done, make yourself proud. Your body wants to be your friend, because without you, your body can't live, and vice versa. You guys are married whether you like it or not.

Face is clearly ugly.

i am completely in love with her dog

Yeah, the dog is so cute. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about her.

It would be funny in Pic #1 if that larger dog the guy is walking would bite the smaller dogs head off and then Ashley would start crying and then the guy would kick her in the face and steal her mochachino.

dat wud be so funny, hugh g.
you dorkk

ugly

@17 You cant help Pam. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you cant take the trailer park outta the girl

Cute pupps

She better be careful walking that dog thru a chinese neighborhood because it could disappear and end up in somebody's #16 with refwied rice.

she doesnt look that good here
but still if u had a chance with her wouldnt you go for it?
i definitely would

nasty

This one is ok, for obvious reasons.

There are hotter teens working at the local ...., oh never mind! I wouldn't carry her coffee or walk her little dog unless it involved a 3-way with Vanessa Hudgens as a reward!

Shes not hot barely cute, come on people we have all seen hotter girls in a 7-11,grocerey store or frikin blockbuster shes adverage and rich that is all.

@#29...thats actually a nice set of photos of her if youve seen the rest.

theres one where shes signing an autograph for a kid and shes squated down...its a really great picture of Ashley.

#13 got it right on the nose!

pun intended

geee she looks like miss. piggy. She didnt look good before her surgery either, guess plastic surgery cant help you if you just totally busted like this one righ hrrrr

Not tits, ugly mug, toothpick... yuck!

Can we see more of the other 2 girls in pic 2?

Go away Ashley Titless-dale!

.75 so she wont go cry to mommy & daddy!

Yeah, Phil... I've seen the rest. I grabbed that one from a post on here. I mistook Ashlee Simpson for Ashley Tisdale, and almost posted that one. Those two actually do look alike to me. LOL

hey guys, where can i apply for jobs like these?

ashley tisdale needs to improve her self! jesus christ, we got over 209% PCT haters over here!

ashley looks preety, she sings but than miley cyrus vanessa and other.keepon singand you are a good person i love to see you on the suite life of zake and cody, and high school mucisal's. i love you.