Bastardly Breaking News!! Amy Winehouse Has A New Lamp!!

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Amy played at The Monarch bar in Camden last night and went crazy during her exit. Judging by all her antics in front of the camera, we're about 98% sure that she's a total freak behind closed doors. Anyone wanna confirm?

Amy Winehouse's neighbors want her evicted
Local residents have made a sting of complaints to their local council to get Amy evicted from her rented £700,000 North London flat. One neighbour told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “She’s nothing but trouble and every night she is partying. If she’s not inviting friends around to live it up she’s starting fights.I’ve already filmed some of the trouble Amy has caused on my video camera and I’ll be handing it over to the council to have a look at. Hopefully something can be done.” If the council deems Amy to be causing too much of a disturbance, her landlord could be forced to throw her out. Meanwhile, Amy slapped one of her minders in the face yesterday – supposedly for simply opening a door for her. The incident follows another altercation which took place earlier this week when Amy was accused of attacking a man in London’s Dublin Castle pub, calling him a "w****r" and hitting him in the face. Just weeks ago, Amy punched a fan during her performance at the Glastonbury music festival. [Welt Online]


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COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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I'm Amy Winehouse Bitch!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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I see she is carrying an asthma inhaler, possibly to combat the emphysema? God this is skanky...

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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SOMEONE KILL THIS UGLY STUPID BITCH. SHHE IS HIDEOUS AND ITS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS> SHE HAS NO TALENT AND SHE IS AN UNGRATEFUL DRUG ADDICT. PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY!!!!!!!!!!! DO A FAVOR TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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Picture 5...This is before befriending the cockroaches and taking their coke.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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That's not a lamp, that's a bong bro. The fuck would a fiend like A-Dub do with anything but a drug paraphernalia.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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A-Dub...that's awesome. i'm stealing it.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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wow, shes so beautiful.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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What a stunner.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:50pm
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so classy and demure...her body is...

ok...I cant do this shit...I just threw up a lil bit in my mouth.

DAMN U AMY CRACKHOUSE!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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absolute fucking trainwreck, makes britney spears look sane

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:09pm
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I say you take this bitch, doodle her with some steaming fresh Paris STD's, and you get the ultimate strain of mongo-clap that will make your dink curl up and fall off.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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Stick the lamp up her ass!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:12pm
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Or as Reagan from the Exorcist would have said:
STick the lamp up her ass, you motherfucking cock sucker....."

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:25pm
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I bet that she fucking reeks.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:24pm
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i love you, amy! you are so ugly, but i love you! i love everyone!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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You there's people paying to see this monster?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 3:51pm
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nasty stank ho. why do we have to be bothered with her face and her pictures anywhere?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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she looks like a homeless person. not just any homeless person, but the type of homeless person that you walk to the other side of the street to avoid. or if you see her walking in your direction you try to discreetly lock the car doors. she's nasty!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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she actually looks kinda sexy in pic 8, shoot me! but yeah, i hate that bloated baby belly

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:34pm
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She is so hideously disgusting. Just bag her entire body.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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Did anyone miss the obvious? THAT'S ONE UGLY LAMP! Damn...lets hope she was at least making this guy take it to the trash! I can forgive the crack, the bad hair days, the caked on makeup, the punching people, the scary outfits but this....this tacky lamp is a sure sign she's gone off the deep end! I mean look at it...It's GOLD AND RED SILK! UGGHHHHH! GROSS! Why would someone own something this scary? And if they did why would they take it out of the house? And if they didn't why would they beg/borrow/steal it or whatever the case may be!

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 5:14am
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She's gross.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 10:36am
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man why doesnt she just die already.

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 @ 1:40am
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I'd love to slide my hard cock in her asshole and fuck her until she orgasms and I fill her ass with my hot sticky cum.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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omg, she should get some clothes to cover her ugly fucking body and full head freddy kreuger mask just so people dont puke when they look at her!

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 @ 10:00pm
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