ROFL! Yup. Asked d55 to post a picture with a piece of paper saying something like "d55 the bastardly" with the date, and he/she won't do it. Totally a guy. I've never known an adult woman that acts like an angry 15 year old boy, which this person obviously is.

the dude ABOVE me

me?!!! me with the self esteem issues?!!!!!!!!!! oh boy...here we fucking go:

cathy (k/y/other variations) - Now, i have met some big liars but i have never met anyone who has come up with the biggest, the most creative lies as this bitch has...EVER...sit back and enjoy some of the best quotes from the biggest pathological liar and the most jealous and insecure bitch the bastardly has to offer:

"I KNOW I am wayyyyyy hotter than Halle Berry since I was at the same club as her and guys were staring and hitting on me instead of her. People were shocked at how overrated she is. That includes Jessica Alba and cie too."

There are so many things wrong with that sentence. Assuming this really happened (lol), first of all, who interprets that event as the way this bitch did? Second of all, while trying to convince us that she is hotter than the mentioned women by telling lies, she also proves how dumb she is because she is showing how insecure she is since her statement implies it is nobody but people who dictates how she feels about herself.

"I saw this chick [Marissa Miller] TWICE in person, no ass. guys at the club where she was couldnt get over the fact there was about 50 hotter chicks in that club, body and face and all. lol"

yeah, I am sure you were one of those 50 hotter chicks...MM's body alone is 10 times hotter than your entire package.

"Well she [Marissa Miller] is coming to Montreal this week end for the F1 grand prix to club Tribe and I will be there...but already saw her in another club here in montreal and she was tellng some girls that her tits are fake oh and as far as the ass goes, non existant, trust me, I have seen her up close and personel..."

This bitch is a celebrity chaser. Months later, she tells me that she isn't a celeb chaser when i called her one simply because she claims to have met all these celebs. Ironically, she says she is NOT a celeb chaser and that it is because she has a life unlike me...i am yet to meet one celeb

"the only thing that might be fake is her (Kimbo's) tits otherwise her ass is real... I know people that went to high school with her and she has always had this ass...."

I'm sure you have connections and know those people

(June 13th, 2007)
"Honey, I have had 3 modelling contracts in the last 3 months and I am told very often that I look like a cross between monica bellucci and manuela arcuri but with blue-green eyes...loool...pfff jealous!"

Almost a year later (June 4th, 2008), she showed her pic where she has crooked, black eyes...she will probably say she's wearing contacts in the pic...in addition, lying about the the same ol' modelling offers/contracts...she says she got offered modelling contracts recently AGAIN but she turned them down because her real passion is real estate...those modelling offers/contracts don't seem to stop...how can they when they are all in her head? however, 6 days later, she says:

"yeh i met her [Karolina Kurkova] once when i was on location for a modeling job....had to spend whole day with this bitch shes even more of a bird beak in person and has a horrible personality even marisa miller told me she thought she was the bitchiest out of all the angels and second is alessandra then selita"

what modelling job was she on? This is just sad...very sad...however, click on the link for more laughs, regarding this quote!
http://www.bastardly.com/node/16384#comment-806937

going back a year:

when she is asked to prove she is a model, she says:

"I have said in this and other posts that 3 modelling contracts were offered to me in the last 3-4 months. I didn't say that I have accepted them."

"I didnt say I WAS a model, I got modelling offers but I am not interested...in case you motherfuckin cunts did not know, there a lot of fine women out there who get modelling contracts and refuse because they like their current careers"

Shut the fuck up. What a joke. I'm sure you turned down being a model because you love being a real-estate.

"you are sooo dying to have post a pic, well I am not one of these desperate hoes..I get enough attention as is, I do not need perverts like you to jerkoff to my pic." "I am not some desperate skank to post my pics like other sluts here." a year later, she posts a pic and tells us to stick around cuz she is gonna post more...that was until i made fun of her ugly ass looks (crooked, nasty black eyes, huge, long nose, a long mouth that the joker from batman would be jealous of...this is all in addition to looking like a 40 year old bitch who has had a lot of botox...sadly, this bitch claims to be 26 LOL)...she took her pic down in less than a min saying it is because she is scared her fiance might see it.

"I do fight injustices, I volonteer at children's hospitals, and I do ANONYMOUS volonteer" yes, it is anonymous because it is in her head and doesn't exist.

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This bitch has fake tits and flat out denies having them no matter how obvious her fake tits are (at this point, how can one even be shocked given she is one pathological liar?) Just because she thinks her tits look natural, she also thinks they actually are...help yourself out with these posts to see her obsession with fake tits looking natural...as you can see, the insecure bitch is using selective attention and mentioning nothing but tits in the entire thread:

comment 16

www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/10/22/tara-reid-reservation-road-la-prem...

comment 7

www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/08/02/bastardly-breaking-news-tara-reid-...

comment 30
www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/07/17/tara-reid-has-a-mutant-stomach-god...

comment 2
www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/12/who-invited-tara-reid-to-18th-annu...

bitch even thinks kimbo's tits (obviously fake) look real so of course she thinks her own pair looks real, too

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The diagnosis: the patient is a pathological liar and seems to be addicted to lying, as well...as we can see, she keeps contradicting herself constantly as it is hard to remember her own lies...lying about sofia vergara's big natural tits because hers are nasty and fake (i believe she has her plastic, silicon balls that she calls tits either taken out or downgraded as her latest posts defend small boobs)...coming up with lies about marissa miller's boobs and ass because she either saw them in person or heard Marissa Miller saying to the girl next to her that her boobs were fake or had an inside source that allowed her to know the real deal in order to justify her lies/personal opinions and make people believe them, as well...this insecure (understatement), jealous bitch who pours mental illness out of her every pore claims to have seen both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie in person. She says Angelina Jolie is ugly in person but Jennifer Aniston is very pretty and is just not photogenic. When I did not agree with her, she started saying i must be an ugly, fat ass from Louisana. To prove her wrong, i told her that unlike her, i had the guts to show myself and that i had pix on my profile. She instantly started attacking my looks, calling my body crooked and deformed. She right away uploaded a pic of hers of which i made fun, which was taken down in a minute. In her demented mind, she created a competition between us. It is funny how she thought she was going to be drooled over as she initially said she was going to upload more pix. This troll had the guts to call me jealous when all i did was give my personal opinion on her looks. Interestingly, all she did was prove how jealous she was by attacking my looks first out of nowhere, which automatically gave me the permission to attack hers. When you come across this mental bitch, be alarmed, and remember not take her seriously. She also posts as "Jason" (a man who has been with headturning women; a man, who is not bald, ugly nor fat) and tries to convince me that i am not hot.

LOL mental case

oh yes I DID.