Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, August 8th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Lindsay Lohan See Through Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Bia And Branca Feres: Sexiest Olympians [CO-ED Magazine]
- Anna Faris is a Slut in Details Magazine [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Britney Spears Returning To MTV! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nobody wants to live with Tara Reid[Celebslam]
- Rappers Love Women Who Love Cocaine [Complex]
- The Empress Of Lucite Almost Died! [Dlisted]
- Clay Aiken Daddy to Parker Foster Aiken [Bumpshack]
- Quentin Tarantino: Come Join the Dark Side [DerekHail]
- Madonna’s brother has a blog [The Blemish]
- Gatorade - Heb jij het in je? [Flabber]
- Tori Spelling Isn't Making Friends [Celeb Parasite]
- Jewel elopes with her boyfriend Ty Murray [Cele|bitchy]
- Avril Lavigne Considers Offer to Pose for Playboy [Gone Hollywood]
- Charlie Bucket is a cocksucker! [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST CELEBRITY LESBIANS [Mamarazzi]
- Heidi Klum Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In DT Magazine [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
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Yes I would!
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Rat face. Definite brown bagger.
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i fucking hate her, and her better than everyone attitude, and her "punk" wannabe ass...but i would have NO issue spite fucking this bitch all fucking night. making sure she NEVER got satisfied, and only satisfying myself.
spite fucking the shit out of her would be so satisfying.
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Spite fucking her while screaming the word 'ME' with every thrust....
ME! ME! ME! no, not you....ME!
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shes the type of bitch, id be laying the pipe to her, and when she starts screaming that shes cumming, id purposly STOP just cause she dont deserve to have an orgasm, only RECEIVE the outcome of mine all over her fucking face.
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lmao
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lmfao @ "and when she starts screaming that shes cumming, id purposly STOP just cause she dont deserve to have an orgasm"
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And that is just anal sex.
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Beautiful and talented. Sorry, I know how hated she is around here.
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bitch is so punk
look at that pale skin. shes so hardcore
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shes so fucking Hardcore it hurts. Shes more hardcore and punk than Ian MacKaye, Greg Ginn, Brett Gurewitz, and Jesse Michaels put together and times by 100!!!
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You know what's more hardcore than that?
Name dropping people who you've never seen in concert.
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actually ive seen 3 of those 4.
sadley i havent EVER gotten to see Jesse tho.
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Wow. So have I. I've also seen H.R., Roger Miret, Jimmy Gestapo, Jamey Jasta, Harley Flanigan, John Joseph, Freddy Cricien, Candace Kusculain, Karyn Crisis, Erick "Buddha" Medina, Toby Morse & Henry Rollins.
Your point being?
*winks*
At this point, it doesn't matter how "hardcore" Avril is. She's admitted that she's no punk. She's a product & an entertainer. Let her do her thing.
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pic 1: i'm glad she's relaxing... it must be so exhausting being such a rebellious punk...
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Fuck the punk shit, that first pic is Hot! Those hips look inviting.
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she actually looks good without all that black shit she usually puts on her face....I'd do her
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I think she needs to do more songs like "When your gone" rather than that awful hot and Girlfriend song... she has some talent... its just a shame the image she is trying to project gets in the way of it
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I don't know what it is about Avril, but I would love to explore every one of her orifices with my tongue.
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totally fuckable...no commitment, just fucking!!!
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Pic 4 & 5 she looks really peaceful and serene..
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"2. Some Guy
Rat face. Definite brown bagger"
Come on .
You can like her or not , Find her pretty or very average .
You might think she is overrated (both as a cute girl and as a singer).
All what you want.
But , in this world , unfortunately for us, Avril is certantly not a "brown bagger" .
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BTW : one never knows , maybe in "your world" she is .
In that case I would really appreciate if you could invite me there .
It might be a world were Kate Beskinsale is just a 7 .
Oops , no , that is not fisically possible , that kind of universe would simply immediately collapse.
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how in the damn world this byotch "ultra punk" ?
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SHES NOT JUST " ULTRA PUNK " SHES SUPER DUPER ULTRA EXTRA MEGA HYPER TURBO PUNK!
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You forgot the "MASTER OF THE WORLD!" part.
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I would give her carpet burns on her forehead while listening to Fugazi and then I would listen to Ratt while I smoked a cheap cigar on the 2 foot wide balcony of our "suite" in Juarez. Then I would hang trou and drop a five-story dump into the pool.
Then I'd walk home in the rain whistling Iron Man.
And I'd kick her dog if she had one.
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never found her attractive, average at best
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I love pic #5. Beautiful. and no I'm not a fan of her music and I find the idea of her being a "punk" laughable.
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bernie mac died =(
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yeah that saddened my day, he seemed like a really good dude =( =(
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WHAT??
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i want to lick her nose out @pic5.
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NOT PUNK...but very fuckable i might say!!
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She looks pretty good in these pics, especially 4 & 5. I can't stand her or her crappy attitude, though.
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there is nothing attractive about this bitch...ugly ass mouth shape with ugly ass lips...and an ugly ass nose...and dont even get me started on the whole punk for life attitude...i hate her so damn much
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we can see that
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Nice. Plain dress.
Shit, you're supposed to be a punk!!! OMG WTF HELP SOMEONE ?!! *screams* IS THERE IS STYLIST IN THE HOUSE ??
yo, I be a stylist.
QUICK, ADD THIS GIANT SAFETY PIN RANDOMLY ONTO THE SIDE !
There, punk look accomplished.
Avril Lavigne- Phew.
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