Audrina Patridge Went Shopping @ DDCLAB in West Hollywood
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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I think I will pass.
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she is weird , but in a nice way.. she has unusual face
good boob job, but size is too big for my taste
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The tattoo fad must end. Perfect women ruining themselves with passe' ink blobs. How effed out will that be in 10 years? It'll look as played out as a leisure suit
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Going on this website totally ruined her for me. I was starting to think she was really hot and then people on here kept pointing out her weird eyes and disturbingly long torso. Ruined.
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why is she looking so bruised?
Must like it rough.
Anyhooo...I think she should have invested in some invisalign instead of new boobs.
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I think she would still make a good jump off or I didn't meet no one at the club 'Sure Fire Hoe' 2 am come on over call. But I couldn't see wife-ing her but she probably can't either with her wonky the move "The Jerk" eyes.
Oh and she should have put the money towards her rabbit teeth rather then boobs cause the old pair were alright.
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Funky boobs, and a flat ass, not much happening here.
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People were falling all over this chick a few months ago. What happened?
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her fifteen minutes came up....
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You know, she was growing on me in this cute girl next door kind of way (I think she is cute more than pretty and has potential to age very well), but that stupid ass neck tattoo just brings the reality that she is just some vapid sheep running after the flock. The tattoo thing must end. I don't mind tattoos, just poorly thought out ones. Do you really like roses or dolphins enough to scar your body for life? I wish tattoos hurt more, like branding, so people would take it more seriously. Nice tribal armband with Spongebob Squarepants in the middle; you obviously have a sacred spiritual connection with your ancient inner dumbass.
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You took the words right out of my mouth.
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Those fun bags are the perfect distance apart for sliding my pecker right between them and you know where the grand finale will go.
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Everybody's thinking her boobs still look so perfect without a bra on, but bitch is just wearing a strapless!
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I still would
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Her face is full of piano keys, has an ironing board ass and questionable fun bags. Still hot is a strange way.
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Nice feet, kind of bitchie looking. Takes strong dude to keep her under control.Those legs and feet makes up for any attitude problems.
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we say your tits are fake cuz they are! they look fake as hell...no natural look to them...but i think she looks better with brown hair...black hair is for people with really nice features...unless your features are perfect, black emphasizes your imperfections.
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I would glaze that face in seconds. She looks smokin hot with a body that screams!
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no.
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I still can't put my finger on it, but I just wanna fuck this broad.
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She is looking good for sure. HOT babe!
Those boobs are 100% real! I was motorboating them last night!
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if you think this bitch is ugly you must be gay!
she's cute and i would chew this bitch out, make her squirt and fuck the box outta her all night.... and that's just for starters!!!
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she's smoking hot, but my buddy will see this chick, i believe he can't be nervous to see her!! haha!
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GOD SHES HOTTTTTTTTT
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