Audrina Patridge vs Heidi Montag: Wannabe Fame Whore Matchup!
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
I know, right? Tough choice, huh? First we have Audrina Patridge who right off the bat hits us with the perfectly timed "leaked" nude photos. Oh, wait, there was the upskirt to start off 2008 and another later in the year. Now we are followed by bikini pics... and again... and again... and again... and again.But then you have Heidi Montag who'll do the lowest things for a photo op, fucking terrible song and music video, and follow that up with "candid photoshoots" of her and douchebag Spencer... and again... and again... and bikini pics... and thrown in some more bikini pics.
Bastarchived in Audrina Patridge, Bastardly Matchups, Heidi Montag, Sluts & Whores, Wannabe Fame Whore












I will take them both! Wrap them up...
Reply to this Comment
Agreed...tho no cheeks aka buns aka butt = ;'[...its a sad sad song cept...big ol fake boobies = Chicka Chicka Yea.
Reply to this Comment
I voted for heidi, flipped a coin...I'm up for a 3-way with them owww
Reply to this Comment
Went with Heidi as Audrina's eyes freak me the hell out!
I prefer LC to both of them though.
Reply to this Comment
That slut Heidi looks like a barbie.
So, I'll pick her.
Reply to this Comment
Casey Patridge, please.
Reply to this Comment
Ill pick Audrina over Heidi anyday
Reply to this Comment
The brunette wins out.
Reply to this Comment
at least brunettes win this time, even though they both suck.
do these girls do anything with their lives besides drink coffee and prance around thinking theyre cute? they seem so boring.
Reply to this Comment
Kit - do these girls do anything with their lives...??? I think you answered your own question. Also does it really matter since I am just in it from the T&A perspective.
Reply to this Comment
There is no "&A" in this case.
Reply to this Comment
hookers on the point.
Reply to this Comment
I would pick Audrina, but wouldn't mind with both of them.
Reply to this Comment
I really liked Audrina until she messed up her tits.
Reply to this Comment
They are both ugly sluts with disgusting fake tits. Asking which is worse is like asking if you want syph or herpes.
Reply to this Comment
they both need butt implants...and I wouldn't mind taking the measurements..
Reply to this Comment
Um, I believe you forgot to put in the "neither" category.
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!