Audrina Patridge vs Heidi Montag: Wannabe Fame Whore Matchup!

I know, right? Tough choice, huh? First we have Audrina Patridge who right off the bat hits us with the perfectly timed "leaked" nude photos. Oh, wait, there was the upskirt to start off 2008 and another later in the year. Now we are followed by bikini pics... and again... and again... and again... and again.

But then you have Heidi Montag who'll do the lowest things for a photo op, fucking terrible song and music video, and follow that up with "candid photoshoots" of her and douchebag Spencer... and again... and again... and bikini pics... and thrown in some more bikini pics.



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I will take them both! Wrap them up...

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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Agreed...tho no cheeks aka buns aka butt = ;'[...its a sad sad song cept...big ol fake boobies = Chicka Chicka Yea.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 2:48pm
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I voted for heidi, flipped a coin...I'm up for a 3-way with them owww

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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Went with Heidi as Audrina's eyes freak me the hell out!

I prefer LC to both of them though.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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That slut Heidi looks like a barbie.
So, I'll pick her.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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Casey Patridge, please.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 2:30pm
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Ill pick Audrina over Heidi anyday

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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The brunette wins out.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 3:20pm
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at least brunettes win this time, even though they both suck.

do these girls do anything with their lives besides drink coffee and prance around thinking theyre cute? they seem so boring.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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Kit - do these girls do anything with their lives...??? I think you answered your own question. Also does it really matter since I am just in it from the T&A perspective.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 3:55pm
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There is no "&A" in this case.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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hookers on the point.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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I would pick Audrina, but wouldn't mind with both of them.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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I really liked Audrina until she messed up her tits.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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They are both ugly sluts with disgusting fake tits. Asking which is worse is like asking if you want syph or herpes.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 6:28pm
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they both need butt implants...and I wouldn't mind taking the measurements..

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 8:16pm
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Um, I believe you forgot to put in the "neither" category.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 @ 9:43pm
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