Audrina Patridge Suffers From Separated Fake Boobs Syndrome
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped on the set of "The Hills" in Beverly Hills. What the hell was she smoking when she paid the Mexican plastic surgeon to put those on her?! God damn...
And of course, we can't talk about Audrina's boobs without plugging her career-pumping, "leaked" Playboy pics. Remember those?
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THEY STILL LOOK NICE, I WOULD LOVE TO SAMPLE HER GOODS
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GREAT LEGS!!
Would love to LICK THEM!!!
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I think she looks pretty damn good. Gap or no gap.
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Get your eyes checked those things are all kinds of nasty
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these old pictures show that even if they don't do a good job some boobs are better then no boobs
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She looks like a chicken. Those legs, the way she walks and her vacant look are really unattractive. There are so many beautiful women in the world who would actually deserve this kind of attention... so sad.
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Ugh... ladies, if you're going to get implants do us all a favor and GO TO THE BEST PLASTIC SURGEON AND SPEND AS MUCH AS IT TAKES.
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Her "Hills" are a representation of her TV show...Shitty job!
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Well I wouldn't mind playing with those puppies everyday...and finally we got a picture where she's looking directly at the camera..I'll be damn.
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She's gross. Her face looks really fat in these pics. She looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man but with black hair extensions.
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Her separation factor is balanced by her spectacular boobage' size and great nip' quality. No complaints from me. Plus it's a nice place to slide my big dick inbetween.
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i think they look pretty good...the plastic surgery isnt stellar, but i won't hold the gap thing against her since that's something you're born with
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i fucking love implants, great invention.
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Ditto
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MMM...think how those will look in twenty years, clanging around on her hips at belly button level...
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no no no you got it all wrong...not using Thumper like that. you know using Thumper more like "if you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all." def 100,000,000% NOT twitterpated with Audrina!
thats my bad, i was just going to use a pic of Thumper but that one was way cooler!
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I like Jello...
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I don't mind the gap at all. The boobs have a nice shape and are really big on a small waisted girl. Which means a hot body to me.
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wow in pic 5 she shows that shes actually capable of looking straight at the camera (sort of.) ugh disgusting teeth and no lips, not attractive
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She looks like she is retarded, she is ugly and talentless, can't stand her.
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She and Heidi got a 'buy one get one free' boob job, Audrina got the free ones.
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na man Heidi obv got the free ones..
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ugly. she's with a old man now met on Loving Rich...c om....
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south california trojans, probably her mixed with golden bears...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PHOTOS ARE A FUNNIER THAN HELL.
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bleh...where did she do her boob job in mexico???? come on you guys who think that looks good must have an eye disease or whatever,i think these boobs ruin her propotions to the rest of her chicken body
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