Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics. Shows Off Fake Boobs! Ow!

Snapped on the set of Audrina's new reality show. MTV needs to get their asses kicked.

I never realized Audrina Patridge had franken-boobies & you can really noticed the botched boob-job when you compare them to her recently "leaked" Playboy pics. Although her implants might look a lil' jacked, they're about 10x better than Niurka Marcos' rack.

Reality star Patridge taking leap to big screen
Audrina Patridge, one of the subjects of the hit reality series "The Hills," has landed her first film role. Patridge has joined the cast of "Into the Blue 2," a sequel to the 2005 Jessica Alba-starring action-adventure film.

The film revolves around Sebastion (Chris Carmack, of "The O.C.") and Dani (Laura Vandervoort, "Smallville"), a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.

Patridge will play a no-nonsense beach beauty whose boyfriend caters to her every demand. [Reuters]

Let this be a lesson to all hot chicks looking to become famous! If you leak a sex tape or a set of nude pics of yourself, you'll instantly become famous. Chop chop!

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67 Scandalous Comments

i think her breasts are made a little bit too big

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:35pm

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Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:35pm

Are they fake?? I dont remember her havin such big breasts before. and theyre oddly shaped..

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:36pm

Do you mean new and improved fake, cause she already had fake boobs, I think she just enlarged them...

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:42pm

Too big - does it really matter? jeez thats like going into a bar and telling the bartender that you filled up my glass way too much.

She looks great and her eyes even look normal!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:43pm

ewww she looks gross, cankle alert page 3

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:46pm

this chick is famous for what again...????? YAHHHH!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:48pm

The ONLY thing I like about her is her hair.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:50pm

She has too much going on: weird eyes, thin lips, bad teeth (I'm surprise no one brought it up, hers are worse than Adriana's), her boobs are too far apart, no waist and most importantly, NO ASS.

In spite of all of this she still gets good comments on this site, I wonder why.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:51pm

I'm comenting on the teeth elle:

Man those are some big ass teefs? GOD DAMNNN..Mr Ed anyone!!1
Page 3 is just disgusting! I do see dem cankels Shandi.

She is really looking bad here...did she always look this shitty????

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:56pm

@6. cankle alert indeed! sooooo gross.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:57pm

@ 9 elle see my post here:

http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-live-from-the-hills-seaso...

So I don't want to keep saying the same thing everyday - It's like beating a dead horse... whaaa whaaaa whaaaaanng (so corny)

@ 4 Tray-C - I agree they looked fake before.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:58pm

where do i began.. so i won't start.

maybe i will... Hollywierd is wht they call it right?!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:00pm

Please, please,..........cant we just focus on the cameltoe instead of the fake boobies. It blatently obvious that the young lady is sporting a female woodie, fully shaven, cameltoe heaven. Now if only her southern lips have not been butchered by the doc who redid her cleave, we'll be fine

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:03pm

This chick is famous for nothing else than her BODY!!! And it hot. Saw her nude pics... hot!!! Like the fake cans!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:04pm

@10 & 12 - It's good to know I'm not the only one who finds her strange-looking!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:04pm

Jesus....look at that stomach....

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:08pm

Per Wiki..."Patridge aspires to be a model and actress ("mactress")..."

Hahahahaha! A more appropriate title for her "career" would be a whack-tress. She has niether the brains nor the bod to do either very well. Poor girl better hope she finds a rich man to take care of her.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:13pm

great pics, except her boobs are real.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:26pm

This chick is fug and you have to be stupid to think that those are real^! Her teeth are badly shaped and her face is mos def below average to me.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:30pm

*No curves either.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:31pm

There bout as real as Soy Milk coming out of a cows utters.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:32pm

Soy Milk comes from edamame utters

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:34pm

CAMELTOE!!!!!!!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:37pm

LOL @ Kenny - Why did the scene from Meet The Fockers pop in my head "My cat has nipples Greg, can you milk him?"

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:42pm

Yeah I see a faint camel toe on there..that or she's got a wet snatch...hey but I would do her, fake tits and all...

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:43pm

Correction:

Dina Byrnes (Blythe Danner): I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:43pm

she looks old and tired. NEXT!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:46pm

it just goes to show what make up can do for you tho. And how a lot of celebrities are not naturally beautiful.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:47pm

CANKLES!!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:50pm

fake boobs got no fuckin time to judge that!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:51pm

Is it just me or is her left booby (right one if you're simply staring at the screen) bigger than the other?

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 5:33pm

i hate those big ass teeth! horrible! anf those boobs are new...

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 5:59pm

Damn, I haven't seen that much cameltoe since my last tour of Iraq.....

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 6:18pm

Great legs, stomach and new tits. Im a leg man have always liked her for her toned nicely shaped legs..theyre not long but theyre stil sweet. If only she had Jessica Albas pre-pregnancy small round ass shed b purrrfect!!

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 6:48pm

I don't think I've ever seen teeth like these before. The only way I'd let her give me head, is if I sprikled a little bit of cocaine on top of my cock, and let he suck it off, that way I wouldn't feel those razor blades she calls teeth.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 7:24pm

what the hell is with all the people around her spraying her?there must be only one explanation...flies are very attracted to her

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 7:36pm

Her face is weird. but she has a classic orgasm face(eyes rolled back),long hair and good body which gives her the sex kitten appeal

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 7:53pm

rock hard abs and a great fuck mound on page 11

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 8:28pm

@37 they are spraying her with that stuff that keeps ur bathing suit from going up your butt. It keeps it in place. And i think she is gross. ew ew ew. stupid look on her face, stupid lips, stupid teeth, stupid cankles, stupid butt, stupid shapeless midsection, stupid fake boobs, Nice abs though

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 10:42pm

im feelin everything but the face

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 11:00pm

This bitch is a horrible, ugly and talentless loser, I hate her,not hot at all, I'll bet her vagina smells like a fishermans jacket as well.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 11:05pm

eew

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 12:45am

god, look at those huge cankles...they look like logs...how about those piano teeth? there is nothing attractive about this chick

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 12:57am

@ #2 - get a life asshole!
@ #43 - lol

for the way, MTV should get their suspended for this shit, what a infraction crap going on!

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 1:42am

she's got some major canklage goin on...

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 2:06am

she pretty and has a slammin body.some people are just a bunch of jealous
haters.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 2:16am

the reason they look so strange and far apart is cos she's naturally flat chested and she got them too big for her frame.

she badly needs an upper lip, she's got ugly droopy eyes and ive never seen such bad cankles on such a skinny girl.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 3:12am

ugly
she has no butt!! look at her side view, it's so flat.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 3:20am

omg those teeth, I never realized they were that big..and why do girls ruin their otherwise decent bodies with ugly breast implants? Shallow is the new black.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 8:42am

the only good parts on her are her stomach,nose, and hair.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 8:45am

her legs are weird looking almost like she doesnt have any knee caps its just one leg no seperate between her thighs and calves. On a better note her upper body is nice.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 9:28am

I've watched that stupid show The Hills and it was so fucking boring. I had no clue what that shit was about. And audrina was the phoniest of all.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 9:51am

I don't care that her face looks like a chimpmunk, I would love to bang the hell out of her and watch those tits go flying.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 10:29am

wow, she's just so natural. her super tan, her round chest, her sparkling white teeth. how are some people just born that beautiful?

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 12:33pm

So are her tatas fake or what? Or is this just mere speculation? I think she's definately very cute,but those teefs are truly ludicrous.She needs to get those fuckers filed down or something!

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 12:47pm

WTF is a cankle? Theres too many chicks on this site.. doubt any straight guy wld even know what that is or care.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 1:11pm

cankle - when you can't figure our where the calf end and ankle begins you have a cankle. Cankle is not a good thing but the truth is Audrina looks great - at least neck down.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 3:56pm

she hot... don't care other say, because they're fucking annoying as hell!!

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 2:37am

u people need to stop.
because insecure girls like this will try to do anything to look hot.
even get cankle surgery if they have to or if there is such a thing.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 9:44am

@58 cankles are ugly. girls with cankles generally have legs with no shape...i.e. their legs are like logs from knee to foot. it's weird looking and unattractive and an indicator of future lower body fatness.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 3:25pm

cankles are a weird thing and i think it has to do with edema, or poor blood circulation thats why Im shocked some skinny chicks have it. They usually perscribe diuretics for it.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 6:07pm

I agree with most of the comments above. Audrina's only two assets are a healthy-looking head of hair and sleek abs. I could forgo the rest of the package. Those cankles! Egads! She looks like a hillbilly that got picked for a "Swan" like makeover.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 7:44pm

skinny girls can have cankles due to bad leg circulation.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 10:26pm

Bitch has a long ass torso. LMAO!!

I'd be lying if I said I still wouldn't hit though...

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 10:47am

Nice! She is hot and now she is 10X hotter with those nice yummy funbags!

More, more, more!

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 12:17pm

Too big? Not at all.

If you are going to get implants, you need to get them at least one size larger than your frame to make them really work for you.

I think she looks very fuckable.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:38pm

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