Audrina Patridge Nude Photos - Naked Playboy Pics Next?

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'Hills' Star Audrina Patridge Says She Regrets Posing For Nude Photos

Actress issued a statement saying pictures were taken just after she graduated high school.
Some of the snaps feature Patridge completely topless, sporting a pink plaid schoolgirl skirt. Others depict the brunette nude in a bathtub, surrounded by candles, and there are several of her frolicking in an infinity pool.

According to Patridge, the pictures were taken soon after she graduated from high school. The aspiring model had done several bikini photo shoots, but decided to set her sights on Playboy.

"I took these photos years ago, when I was just out of high school and beginning to model," she said in her statement. "I was young and very trusting of others, and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me." MTV.com

Things that bother me in this article:
- She's considered an actress!??!
- She's got a rept to release statements for her?!!?

Audrina, I've grown a liking to you even though you are unable to look directly into a camera. Now that you're on TV and in the rags, couple with these Playboy test photos, I'm sure Hef would totally be down for you to pose naked for Playboy since they have been putting talentless sluts on the cover, i.e. Kim Kardashian, so why not just go for the plunge and show some vagina while you're at it. I'll admit that the whole naughty schoolgirl bit is hot but the desire of furious masturbation was subsided due to plastered watermarking by not one but two outlets! Woo hoo!!!

WWTDD has crashed b/c the entire Internet is hitting it, so some of the pics are below. The rest of the pages are NSFW... just standard procedure for me to say.

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103 Scandalous Comments

Last picture made me rofl

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 11:59am

She actually dont look too bad. But its so funny how these celebs or reality show people regret taking nude photos or how the sex tapes "accidently" leak out. C'mon. Lol.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:04pm

Damn... Is it just me, or was this totally unexpected from her?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:04pm

At least she knew her position in life early on. Some people search years to find theirs.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:06pm

I...Never really thought of her much on posts. She really has a nice body though. And without the oversized blimps Heidi is carrying around.
Also oddly enough...Here face looks really pretty in these. Just never really noticed her much before.
Hey and look in 6 and 7 she's not even looking up....Weird.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:09pm

uhhh fuck and yes

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:16pm

Oh please, no one looks up to this bitch. If I had a daughter and she looked up to someone like her, I would consider myself to be a failure as a parent. Role models should actually have something to offer besides their looks.

Aside from that, I actually think she looks hot in these pictures. I'm actually a little surprised.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:19pm

Well. That's another reason to smile today. I like her, I think she's attractive.
I have been taken by surprise at these though.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:20pm

Minus the pornstar pose in the first photo, she's got a pretty good selection of photos IMO. Her body is pretty tight I might add.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:28pm

Already staring up in these pics I see. And looking like a cheap whore.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:36pm

Those are some really pretty nipples.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:38pm

She looks really hot, for the first time.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:00pm

maybe she was staring up when someone stole her playboy pics...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:02pm

lord, is there anything better than a vacuous 18-year-old fame-starved whore with a hot body?

i would absolutely wreck this empty-headed bitch. great body.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:05pm

hahah Moe

first time ive found her hot

these pics are nice
and she has nice tits

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:16pm

Her nipples are looking in the wrong direction - just like her krazy eyes

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:17pm

She regrets doing it for zilch when she was a wanna be prosti, if she would have held out she could cashed like hooker #9.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:23pm

Thanks goodness, dumb young whores will do ANYTHING for attention. :D
Thanks for the tits!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:30pm

after the seemingly daily posts of this chick, this is a really nice surprise. i like her

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:34pm

definately not playboy material.can you imagine that retarded face staring at you from a centrefold.id be like what is this shit?the SHORT BUS EDITION???body,yes.face,DO NOT WANT.goddam this bitch is goofy looking.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:46pm

Thank You Audrina for sharing your beautiful perfectly hot body with us!!!!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:47pm

Needless to say, I'd cum in her.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:47pm

awful titties, good bod

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:06pm

She Still Can't look in the Camera.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:12pm

She's got a great body, I'll give her that.. but she STILL looks like a random porn star to me. Seriously, Audrina.. do porn, it'll be good for you and great for us!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:25pm

pleasant surprise...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:27pm

those watermarks are HOT!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:32pm

WHOA. was not expecting this! at least we don't all have to wonder anymore. kinda takes the fun out of it though, if you ask me.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 3:14pm

she looks very trashy
that's not a respected model photoshot
you model with your clothes on or without them, but with a purpose (selling a brand versus selling her tits for sexfreaks/men)
she’s retarded

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 3:25pm

I went from hating this broad to loving her, please be my cum receptacle.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 3:29pm

Yes Aja (#19), I was thinking the same thing. Her nipples don't look at the camera just like her freakin eyes. That all said, I'd give her a Roman helmet.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 3:40pm

2 things.

1st. shes still looking up.

2nd. shes stupid. if she took these STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL....she had to KNOW someday theyd get out...once she got some celebrity on the Hills, she shouldve done playboy for a huge paycheck cause she wouldve robbed them.

no whose gonna pay her to do nudity in a magazine when you could just look at these pics?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 3:57pm

hot i'd hit it

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 4:00pm

Sorry, Phil. I guess you would've liked these pictures had she still been in junior high.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 4:12pm

yep you caught me dude. thats what i like. didnt realize that the 5 chicks i have on my top 10 are in junior high still...oh wait, thats right, they arent...there all over 25....

and, yeah, lets see when was the last time i dated someone under 21?

oh yeah when i was 21.

but keeping thinking what you want dude. im not the one who was talking about insterting his finger in another guys asshole...you were.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

Definitely wasn't expecting this from her but I will take it.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 4:20pm

i await the sextape

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 4:25pm

well, im free this weekend if your mom is available. or your grandma, or sister, or in fact your girlfriend if you have one, cause i can guarentee you even if your gonna say..."she saw your pictures she thinks your ugly" (so predictable)...that i could pleasure her more than you could ever hope.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:00pm

@46 Dude you are really all over Phil - talk about having an obsession... You're in touch with your feminine side because that's the only way you can get even remotely close to a chick... If you're such a man why not register you fag...

I bet you jacked off to Phil’s pictures you sick fucking freak...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:05pm

Too fat for playboy.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:14pm

Wife Material right there (LOL!).

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:23pm

Hey Big Ron, you sound like you've been to prison.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:29pm

Bah, none of you fucking listen. I'm out of here. This place sucks.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:39pm

dude i do something VERY meaningful with my life. so needles to say, since you dont know what i do, how can you say i didnt fullfil my potential? LOL thats too funny. do i care what you say Jeremy Bosco? no i dont.

ok 1st off dude, where did i say i was attractive? can you show me? 2nd off i dont care how average i am, but, im not the one saying that, YOU are...and, hm, im average huh? your sure spending a HELL of a lot of time giving me some attention...what does that say about yourself?

my parents ARE proud BTW.

but maybe your the one projecting here.

dont matter to me, believe and think what you want. i did BDOTD cause its FUN. i like doing shit thats FUN. who cares what you or anyone says positive or negative since nothing anyone says matters, i love myself, i think im a good guy, with a kick ass job that helps the world, and thats all that matters.

and LMAO...i highly Doubt Tray-C would touch you, so nice to see your lower than the Imaginary dog shes blowing.

i love how people from behind a PC can say shit SO definitively about people that dont know or ever will know ANYTHING about...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:42pm

Hey Big Ron - Oh that was original, did your mother tell you to say that... hahaha you watch dogs to make yourself feel better about your small penis - I bet you make the best prison bitch ever...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:48pm

Big Ron was most likely molested as a child. Look at the animosity in his posts. LOL!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:49pm

#51:"No, Tray-C, I jacked off to your picture, the one I saw on-line, you know, the one where you were slurping your dog's dick. That's my favorite picture of you, the one where your eyes look the bluest."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:50pm

yeah its creepy that hes like talking all this shit about me but wants to finger my asshole.

thats beyond really fucking creepy i must say...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:51pm

What photog thought this was a good idea?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:52pm

Phil, he's doing prison talk. Like when they rape someone and call them faggots afterwards.

When he said he was in touch with his feminine side though, I think that it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who was doing the raping.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:57pm

yeah i got he was in prison. and he was the BITCH. whats funny is, he thinks HE be making me HIS bitch? LMAO yeah, id break his fucking face if he tried.

and then id remind him what it was like being in prison by shoving a bat up his ass...

although come to think of it...he might like that...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 6:03pm

LMAO! @ #61

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 6:06pm

not one good ass shot,of course they avoided that since she is flat as a board,nasty,desperate for cash,haha i`d laugh and point at her while she`s naked

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 6:18pm

Can someone please buy me this for my birthday:

pornstarvixen.com/ns/melaniescottp/1021.jpg

Oh. My. God.

Lord have mercy.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 6:54pm

what?...no bush shots?...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 7:25pm

she's saving that for the official issue for which she'll get paid a few bones...

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 7:26pm

Hey, Moe!! Do you know Ryan?? It's a woman, btw..she owns the Skinny Website

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 7:49pm

So, is it pretty much confirmed now that she's preparing for a career AFTER The Hills gets cancelled?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 7:53pm

Moe, do you know who she is??

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 7:57pm

nope, no idea.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 8:09pm

These pictures are kinda unsettling, actually they're reallly unsettling. She looks so young and violated...and stupid.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 9:42pm

big ron,

putting a finger in some other mans ass hole does not make you feminine, it' just some nasty dirty manly shit. that is why is hard and weird to think a women even farts or poops, you can't imagine a women doing that, idiot.

you are dumb big ron.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:34pm

we don't want to know about your disgusting fagot life ron, go away.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:37pm

fucking yes! she is one hot bitch. why be ashamed of hot pics? who cares what conservative, judgemental people think...you go audrina!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:44pm

True story, I asked her to my grad.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 11:25pm

Oh my, Big Ron (Jeremy Bosco)....How do we know it is you. Cause the filth that come pouring out of your keyboard.
Damn. You talk about other people, especially Phil, out of your own insecurities.
We all know it is you, because you go on and on and on defending morons that don't deserve the money they get.
What Phil does for work if far more important than Stacy Kieble, Lauren Conrad or the Partridge chick. Just cause they get paid loads and loads of money for making tha status quo that much lower doesn't deem them worthy.
Go spread you filth and slander somewhere else.
Everyone look up this site:
http://www.myspace.com/jeremy_bosco
So funny...Look at the pictures and you will see what the human coach potato looks like.
You have no room to make fun of anybody man...Your myspace front page has a guy clubbing a baby seal. Wow. Maybe we should pay you millions of dollars cause you just brought the human race down a peg. Thanks a million there...Now eat your TV dinner and take a nappy nap.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 11:37pm

Look AC/DC has a new billboard!
Sad part is you have a picture of Ozzy as one of you influences. Ozzy rules, but you certainly do not.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 11:39pm

@ #75 - So Em, you wouldn't mind posing nude? Why don't you send me nude pics so I can make a better assesment? *wink*wink* :)

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 12:11am

I feel like I just got done reading closed captioning for Jerry Springer.

Classy stuff, guys.. classy stuff.

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 12:16am

Say with me:

I'D HIT IT

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 12:27am

you can see her implants

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 1:15am

Jeez. What's with the '80ies make up?? A lil too much..

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 1:29am

she looks fucking so good

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 1:59am

she looks good, i wonder if lauren and heidi's nude pics can match her pics
coz audrina is tight

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 2:30am

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 4:18am

incredible! love #7

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 6:36am

I am going to use this for my "News and Current Events' assignment.

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 7:11am

Bounty...Can we make Geraldo Riveria?..I just want to see him in the nose cast again.

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 10:36am

ha, DB what makes you think i havent already ::wink wink::

i guess i just wasnt born capable of being conservative. i really do think she looks great in these pics. i guess it's up to her what she thinks, though. she's down-playing it to the press-"it was a mistake" or whatever. you know she likes them!

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 11:31am

right out of highschool.. dang, and she already had a boob job?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 3:42pm

yeah. pic 5. her eyes are closed, so that's a bonus. yeah, pic 5. that's a nice pic. yeah.

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 4:34pm

what no beav shots?

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 8:28pm

great body, but a bit to much 80's makeup :|, rest of her looks not bad... but sexy

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 3:51am

I KNOW, NO BEAVER, I WANTED TO SEE CUTE BEAVER.

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 4:06pm

Wow. I think i might go lezbian.
These pics are absolutly amazing.
She's perfect. i'd do her.

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 6:59pm

u want to see a beaver shot....

click my profile, theres a fucking SWEET Beaver shot on there...

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 8:19pm

f

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 11:43pm

i would do it

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 11:44pm

perfected the art of lookin like a cheap whore, and all this by the age of 18. nice body tho

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:41pm

Here is torrent of her all her nude photos without watermarks.

http://www.mininova.org/tor/1277955

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 2:07pm

That link above doesnt work. Here is a forum that has all her pics without watermarks
[NSFW]
http://humperville.com/viewtopic.php?t=3004
Enjoy!!

Saturday, March 29th, 2008 @ 7:39pm

I WOULD HIT THAT SHIT! HOT HOT HOT

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 12:08am

So she got her bits out for the camera. At least she's worth looking at, not like some people who get thier mugs on the front pages.
For a country with the worlds largest porn industry you yanks sure are prudes.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 11:01am

Audrina is mostly the reason i've ever tuned into The Hills. she's a hottie, for sure. i'm guessing she was at least 18 years old at the time of these pics. so, it wasn't all that long ago that she posed for these. it never ceases to amaze me the things girl claim to regret shortly after reaching stardom.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 10:26pm

#95 - is right!
@ #93 - yea, thats damn hot to me, ow!

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 12:03am

why didn't her eyebrows wash off???

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 9:23pm

Yes, they are real thank you. Watch for my secret porn video to be accidently released next. It'll be better quality than that slut Paris Hiltons video for sure. Plus I'm into anal. ;)

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 10:48pm

I just love masturbating over Audrina Patridge my pussy gets wet just thinking about her but i have to imagine Anne Hathaway face to masturbate though p.s. you all talk a load of fucking crap you should be on fucking television you fucking faggots.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 5:55am

WAKE UP YOU CUNTS IVE BEEN UP SINCE 4

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 5:56am

I would do horrible things.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 3:57pm

If my arse looked as good I'd want to have photographed and put on display too.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 5:30pm

WHAT NO PUSSY SHOTS
AWWWW FUCK THAT

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 1:34am

hot bitches rules!!!

Sunday, May 18th, 2008 @ 6:07am

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