Audrina Patridge: Maxim Magazine, November 2008
Monday, October 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Ask Audrina: New Kid In TownHey Audrina,
I'm only 13 years old and i just moved to a new town. The school I will be going to is very big and i am not good at making friends. What should I do to make my self comfortable talking to the girls there?
Emily
Emily,
When you move to a new town, the main thing is to be approachable. Smile a lot! Be friendly and people will be friendly back! :) Don't be afraid to ask someone to show you around, if you're good at sports or have an interest in drama or art... Sign up! You will meet girls with similar interests and it won't be difficult finding things to talk about. Don't forget about your school work either! Source
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She looks decent here, but she always has a weird look on her face.
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it's like they photoshopped her eyes to make her look at the right spot.
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and you've never had surgery to get the fake tittes you cunt? yeah right...
they look terrible.
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You guys are all faggots if you don't find this chick incredibly hot. Fake tits or not, she takes damn good care of that body and she is probably a machine in bed. Half you faggots wouldn't know what to do with a girl like this. HOMO'S!
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That's a well crafted response. In real life, do you prefer women or do you fuck photo shopped pictures in your parents basement?
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I am pretty sure that everyone that is in a magazine layout is photoshoped.
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I am sure I dont care. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Fuck you man
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The fixed her eye-wow photoshop does wonders
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Holy Photoshop! They not only fixed her eyes, but they made her boobs look slightly less gross.
She's still a mess, though.
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I concur
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YOu guys are all faggots!
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mmhm
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meh
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Yes, her face looks weird and there's a hefty amount of photoshopping going on, but I'd tear that thing apart and I'd enjoy it very much.
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surprise,surprise, they photo shop every women in every magazine, not even Barbie would escape being photo shop, and we all know she is flawless...
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omg first pic was hot, love it!
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Yea right Audrina, good advice, this is what she really means:
Emily,
When you move to a new town, the main thing is to get guys to notice you. Forget about girls. Smile a lot, and if that's not enough, you might want to consider getting breast augmentation, that always gets their attention. Ask people where all the happening parties are and offer free lunchtime blowjobs in the girls bathroom. You'll meet lots of people who are interested in you for your body, and will use you as a cum dumpster. You'll be the talk of the school, garanteed.
And you can forget about school work, because sucking cock is the quickest way to get ahead in life. I'm living proof!
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LMAO!
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So that's where I went wrong!
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I would like to have crazy sex with her for hours till I get exhausted.
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1st pic was hot and thats about it.
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I just find this chick smoking hot! I can care less about the eyes - she does looks better in sunglasses - or the bolt ons. After all this is the Bastardly - it's all about looks nothing deeper than that!
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"Guys always tell me their girlfriends make them watch the hills, yea right"
I know no one watches that pile of shit
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Yeah and I know no one that voted for George W. Bush - so what?
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I bet her tits smell like armpit.
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Meh, nothing exciting. Mystery's gone since her nudies came out, so she's boring now.
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they didnt fix her eyes! they still look retarded, even in these professional pics! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? i dont understand what the fuck is wrong with her freakin eyes. theyre so wierd, she looks like a damn zombie or something all the time.
these pics are laughable. shes a decently cute girl, yes, but nothing spectactular, certainly not model material
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Fixed her eyes?! They look worse than in her candid pics... I still think she's gorgeous, though.
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