Surprise, Surprise! Audrina Patridge Is Dating A Douchebag!

Lauren Conrad & Audrina Patridge Strip Down, Soak Up Some Sun
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Audrina looks pretty with her hair like that. That guy is pretty sexy, also. I love a hairy snail trail on a man.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:37pm
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Justin is absolutely gorgeous. He is so sexy and so masculine. YUMMY.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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She actually looks good here. Now as for the Fake Ass Crips / Mexican Mafia Gangsta – keep to the Urban Outfitters – real gangstas dress gangsta for a reason not cause they Spice Girl Wanna Be’s

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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i did not need to see his garden path.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:42pm
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"garden path"...LOL!

yea...i bet Audrina gets lost in that.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:45pm
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so what is he supposed to be "gangsta"???... "thug"???

Not happening....I'd still hit it tho...

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:43pm
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This one is without Richard Dryfus.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:13pm
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snail trail, garden path, WHAT? Cassie always called it the happy trail. follow the trail and you'll be HAPPY!!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:17pm
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Justin Bobby is a handsome kid. If I was a girl I would have a crush on him.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:23pm
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indeed justin bobby is the man. cookie monster has a man crush on justin bobby! its okay i've one too but not JB.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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on who then?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:19pm
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stalk my profile...the answer lies there

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:21pm
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That would be your "Dudes I Would Want to Trade Places With List"?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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that would be correct

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:34pm
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I also have a man crush on Will Eno. And James Franco.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:24pm
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James Franco......yummmmmm :)

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:27pm
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Ugly foot fashion and rubber tits! O tempora, o mores!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:23pm
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Ah, the classic "white boy as latino gangster" look. Never gets old.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:31pm
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He looks like one of those homeless guys living at the under pass of the highway. If that is someone definition of hot or gorgeous than I will be glad to point you to a bunch of guys that will give you their snail trail for a bowl of soup.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:39pm
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EXACTLY! I don't find him attractive, he looks retarded, but then again so does she... they deserve each other.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 10:45pm
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Her rack looks awesome in that tight white tee. But wow could that guy be any douchier!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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Yes; he could be revealing his THUG LIFE or GHETTO WARRIOR stomach tat!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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He's cute, she's still ugly.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:25pm
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Oh, look, it's Ceiling Eyes.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:28pm
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Audrina is hot, I'd hit it sober. I can't really say anything about the guy being a fucking douchebag, i mean shit, look at my screen name.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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What a waste.....so I guess he thinks he's god almighty with her around.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:10pm
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he looks like he doesn't shower ever and she looks decent. she could do better. too bad so many chicks get dicked by this scum. i wouldn't want to touch that after he hit it.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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I bet he stuck it in her butt multiple times. Lucky SOB.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:42pm
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Stupidity tends to attract itself

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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lol, wow, another mr.douchebag37 dating there... well, i hope he doesn't screw up sir with her, or else i will let a bodyguard stick a tazer up his sorry ass!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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He looks like a cross between K-Fed and Jake Gyllenhal. His getup looks so retarded, and I don't find her attractive at all. I do like her hair like this, though.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:25pm
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The least he can do is bang her hard enough that her eyes pop into the right position and she starts looking straight into the camera. The fact that they are both looking skyward in pic 6 does not give me much hope though.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 2:45am
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ugh. he's an ugly douche bag who always looks really greasy. audrina's hot, what the hell does she see in this guy?

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 12:45pm
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LMAO @ K-Fed Version 2.0....and shes STILL watching out for those aliens isnt she?

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 @ 1:39am
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He look's like a poseur and she looks like a slut, surprise surprise.

Sunday, July 13th, 2008 @ 5:00am
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She is hot and should not be with a looser like this bag.

Hes a scum bag, dirt bag and now the reigning douche bag... move over Spence!

Shave, take a shower and put on some clean clothes.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 11:51am
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU NERDS SHOULD KNOW HES ACTUALLY THE ONLY COOL PERSON ON THAT SHOW!
AND I LIKE THE CAPS SO DONT BOTHER TELLING ME TO STOP SCREAMING :]

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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ps: that outfit shes wearing is hawt! :O

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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