Audrina Patridge Finally Takes Photo Looking Into Camera!
Monday, April 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Audrina Patridge Flashes More Flesh, Set to Earn Millions?
"The nude pictures have already lifted Audrina's profile — it was the most talked-about issue before 'The Hills' premiere. Everybody was searching the Web looking for Audrina's pictures and with a bangin' body like hers, who can blame them?" said Adam Weiss of Adam Matthew Weiss PR, a New York-based agency with a specialty in crisis communications.
"'The Hills' season premiere had a record ratings of 5 million. I think this will help, not hurt, her career. Hollywood will want Audrina for many roles — she's kind, attractive, sexy and full of life. Her name has risen to pop culture status. Audrina's appearances were always highly sought after given the popularity of the show, but given this scandal, she will now be the new star who steals the spotlight." FOX News












That's because the sun is in her eyes. Forces her eyeballs into a normal position.
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funny looking toes..
And if you stare long enough, she's still not looking into the camera.
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This was accomplished only by the paparazzi guy lifting the camera over his head at the last second.
Next time: Paparazzi Pidgeons
"This is not what I mean when I demanded a pound of flesh..."
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Nope..still not looking into the camera
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I agree with Honey. Plus she has such a pudgy face for being so skinny everywhere else. She bugs me, I guess it's those eyes.
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By the way, huge teeth, and those pants. I grew up in the late 80's I can't believe these pants are back in style.
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FFS! For one moment it did look like she was looking into the camera.
But in fact it looks like she's kinda just squinting around it, rather than directly looking. Oh well, it's become her trademark I guess.
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she actually looks cute here; usually she looks like a dumb whore.
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This is a good looking girl, she's growing on me
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Well I'll be damned.
She's the hottest one of those stupid Hills bitches.
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she looks hott, but still NOT looking at camera, dumb FOX NEWS guys!
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