Audrina Patridge Brings The Afternoon Links!

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23 Scandalous Comments

She makes my tapintapu do a yaya dance

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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All the pictures are cut off at the feet.
I love feet.
I love feet in high heels.
I have a boner just thinking about Audrina in high heels.
Oh shit.
I am a gonna come.
Splat.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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I never thought this cooze wuz that hot, but pic number seven makes me want to fuck the shit out of her. She is one hot foxy bitch.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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ugly face and she has no shape

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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There's something wrong with this chick. Partly her face, partly her curves.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:25pm
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I thought these pics were pretty hot and then one observant bastard pointed out how disturbingly long her torso is. Now I can't get over that...

Larry B.
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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I thought she was hot before these pics.
She has no ass....no hips...no shape in general,
ugly boobs (pg 3) eww.
Frankly she needs to keep her clothes ON!.

Honey
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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With all that being said, I would do her, u would too, or ur the gay.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:00pm
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No matter what she does, she looks empty and dead in the eyes. Her interviews are like interviewing a rock. I'm not sure her IQ is above 50, which would be fine if she could model and pose without a dead look in the eye. But she can't, so she's useless.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:03pm
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AH! i just saw pic4, WTF!? it's more like an extended back than an actual ass... never really thought her anything speacial (...special needs maybe), but i would still have her looking up at my johnson in a flash, then i'd be gone like a thief in the night, never to return...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:08pm
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YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETE FAGGOTS IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS CHICK IS HOT AS HELL. I BET ALL OF HER HOLES ARE COMPLETELY ENTERABLE TOO!

FAGGOTS!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:25pm
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i would eat her ..

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:34pm
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damn! she's hell hot! thats i all matter!!!

Blickerfield93277
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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she looks like a popsicle...I wonder is she tastes like one too.

Mundo
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 8:32pm
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Nice, sexy, but hugely overrated. Wonder if she will look like Brittany in 5 years, all pudgy and plain? She appears to be Ms. Right Now, not Ms. Right to me. Correct me if I'm wrong.

MadMax
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 9:01pm
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i kinda like this slut

Stephanie
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 9:30pm
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Ugly and talentless

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 10:49pm
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Umm...these are the same pics from her last spot on the Afty-Links. Just new poses...but whatever, I'd hit it.

Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg
Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 10:59pm
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this chick will never be hot. not in a billion years. not on another galaxy. never never never. she's fugg.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 3:51am
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You gotta give her props for actually looking at the camera in pic 12.
All the rest, she still isn't looking. Does she have A.D.D.?

LARRY
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 10:14am
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im not trying to be funny but on page 3 her crotch looks weird

babygirl2000
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 10:43am
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