Audrina Patridge Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, May 12th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Lindsay Lohan Is A Working Girl [HollywoodTuna]
- Leaked! Kim Kardashian Calendar Photos [CO-ED Magazine]
- Tyra Banks Runs a Fetish Show [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Carmen Electra Gives Us Sex Tips [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in Miami [Celebslam]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol.13 (part 1/2)featuring Josie Moran {NSFW... nice!} [The Bastardly Society]
- Would You Expect Anything Less From Heather Mills? [Dlisted]
- Guess who has the hands of an old lady? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Kim Cattrall will be appearing nude in the new SATC film [Cele|bitchy]
- Megan Fox looks naked [The Blemish]
- Parodie op American Psycho [Flabber]
- Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn [CityRag]
- Tony Romo is talented [DerekHail]
- Another Not Engaged Couple [Celeb Warship]
- Funniest Moments In Star Wars History [Uber]
- Mischa Barton has cellulite, bad attitude [Fatback Media]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Useless See Through Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...


























She makes my tapintapu do a yaya dance
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All the pictures are cut off at the feet.
I love feet.
I love feet in high heels.
I have a boner just thinking about Audrina in high heels.
Oh shit.
I am a gonna come.
Splat.
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I never thought this cooze wuz that hot, but pic number seven makes me want to fuck the shit out of her. She is one hot foxy bitch.
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ugly face and she has no shape
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There's something wrong with this chick. Partly her face, partly her curves.
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I thought these pics were pretty hot and then one observant bastard pointed out how disturbingly long her torso is. Now I can't get over that...
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
I thought she was hot before these pics.
HoneyShe has no ass....no hips...no shape in general,
ugly boobs (pg 3) eww.
Frankly she needs to keep her clothes ON!.
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With all that being said, I would do her, u would too, or ur the gay.
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No matter what she does, she looks empty and dead in the eyes. Her interviews are like interviewing a rock. I'm not sure her IQ is above 50, which would be fine if she could model and pose without a dead look in the eye. But she can't, so she's useless.
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AH! i just saw pic4, WTF!? it's more like an extended back than an actual ass... never really thought her anything speacial (...special needs maybe), but i would still have her looking up at my johnson in a flash, then i'd be gone like a thief in the night, never to return...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETE FAGGOTS IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS CHICK IS HOT AS HELL. I BET ALL OF HER HOLES ARE COMPLETELY ENTERABLE TOO!
FAGGOTS!
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i would eat her ..
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damn! she's hell hot! thats i all matter!!!
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
she looks like a popsicle...I wonder is she tastes like one too.
MundoReply to this Comment
Nice, sexy, but hugely overrated. Wonder if she will look like Brittany in 5 years, all pudgy and plain? She appears to be Ms. Right Now, not Ms. Right to me. Correct me if I'm wrong.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
i kinda like this slut
StephanieReply to this Comment
Ugly and talentless
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Umm...these are the same pics from her last spot on the Afty-Links. Just new poses...but whatever, I'd hit it.
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. ByggReply to this Comment
this chick will never be hot. not in a billion years. not on another galaxy. never never never. she's fugg.
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nice body
d_jologsReply to this Comment
You gotta give her props for actually looking at the camera in pic 12.
LARRYAll the rest, she still isn't looking. Does she have A.D.D.?
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im not trying to be funny but on page 3 her crotch looks weird
babygirl2000Reply to this Comment
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