Audrina Patridge - Bikini Pics!
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Did you know that Audrina Patridge has a crap ass official blog too? Apparently she actually responds to questions from readers. I guess her blog is a bit more constructive than Kim Kardashian's blog? Here's an entry regarding exercise.Karina,
I am naturally thin and always have been since I was a little girl. I eat whatever I want, just in moderation. I drink a lot of water. I eat a lot of fruit, veggies and sushi. As far as exercising I am always on the go. When I get a chance I swim, dance, and hike. I love to do things outside, so in the summer I'll go to the beach and play volleyball or go kayaking or running on the beach. I also love kickboxing, tennis and riding bikes. xo!
I wanna know how you stay so skinny. Do you eat only healthy food and exercise daily? or are you just naturally thin?
Karina K. [Her Blog]
She has the body of Tara Reid.. and that's not a compliment. Her breasts are hideous - so far spaced and droopy.
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I knew this skank retard reminded me of someone.
Just what the world needs: ANOTHER Tara Reid.
Who is she kidding with those stupid bolt-ons?
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
P.S. Where the hell is her top lip at? She has no lips
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I really want to comment on her blog
"bitch, why are you such a stupid cunt?!
Concubine N
concubinexoxoxoxo"
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please do so for me, too...cuz i wouldnt even bother to go to her website
d55Reply to this Comment
LMAO that'd be hilarious! U should totally do it.
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wow pic 5 is terrible
i hate her teeth
her boobs are discusting
and she has majorrr cankles
i used to think she was pretty when i saw the hills once
but meh not so much anymore
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"Oh, I'm almost forgot I also snort a lot of coke (organic, only) which gives me a lot of energy for biking, and swimming, and hiking which keeps me naturally thin." (By the way, I don't look directly into the camera lens because I'm staring at the big, bright lights flashing. It's like when I go outside and stare at the Sun. All the while, staying naturally thin.)
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To all the hoes out there: guys don't like fake boobs! keep it real bitches, we want the vagina, the boobs are good to feel, but we want to feel real ones, our main concern is the vJ, just keep that tight, and let your boobs be, don't mess with what the alien mother ship beamed you down to earth with, shake what ET gave u, I'm just keeping it Scientology yo, word to ur mother and Tom Cruise yo, Seacrest out bitches.
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Speak for yourself, bub. Fake boobs rule. I'd rather play with firm round fake boobs than saggy flapping real ones. Bigger is better, and looks are important. I like her fakies.
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Spoken like a dude who's never touched a boob in his life.
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
Too be fair, some fake boobs feel alright ... as long as you approach them at the right angle. Rare to find someone with a good boob job though.
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I've touched hundreds and I like the feel of a nice firm fake boob. Real large ones tend to feel like a balloon full of oatmeal. But I like a firm woman with a flat stomach and a tight ass. That's why I go to the high end strip clubs. :-) I like the fake perfection of the boob job.
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Jacko, shut the fuck up seriously. "real large ones feel like a balloon full of oatmeal" WTF??? and large fake ones feel like what ya dumb twat? like 2 huge basket balls?
for your info IDIOT, most girls and doctors always go looking for boob jobs that feel and look as real as possible so the fact that you say that you prefer fake big boobs over real ones because they are hard as a rock while real ones are soft to the touch makes nothing more but a fag and clueless fag.
what a moron you are.
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* a fag and a clueless one*
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What about your breasts, Cathy? D55 insists that they are like basketballs. I am not sure.
George the Canadian BastardReply to this Comment
i wanna sleep with her
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i have no morals... therefore it's more than likely i'd hit this bitch without giving it much thought. her boobs are fake, but everything else checks out fine. nice toned body... worth a stab. OW!
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
another nobody bitch with a blog...they know this is the only way they can have a fan base...those tits are disgusting
d55Reply to this Comment
holyshit...those cankles...she has the legs of an old woman...yikesssss...who the hell would wanna get advice from her as far as staying in shape is concerned?! and how is she "so skinny"?
d55Reply to this Comment
D55 TRANNYYYYYY SSSLLLLLLLUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slore.
/it's like a wind-tunnel between her breast
Racer X//FAKE!
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you are all gay. i would split it and co-hit it without a doubt! can i get some action from the back section? that's what i'm talking 'bout.
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her tits remind me of Paula Abdul`s crater tits
NocturnaReply to this Comment
I agree with most of the comments so far. Her fake boobs are droopy, spaced too far apart, and look rock hard. Her no lips and huge white teeth are so gross. And, her body isn't all that impressive. She looks retarded most of the time.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Everything below the neck seems shipshape.
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gross
L0rdReply to this Comment
she looks better naked
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She has a great body and I nice rack - who cares if its not real. The truth is Audrina's 15 minutes will be done shortly and all of us will be looking at some other young, no talent starlet and asking the same proverbial question: Why is she famous?
PlayerReply to this Comment
She's very unusual looking.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
This girl is hot from various angles, otherwise odd looking.
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Walking trash.
RichardDReply to this Comment
Looks like a 2 $ hooker...
ArionReply to this Comment
Check out, Pic 5!!!! REALLY shows how badly fake tits look! Her looks rock hard and gross.
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Sorry, but Audrina is not 'so skinny'. She looks pretty average sized to me.
Aisha PReply to this Comment
Nice sunglasses,pic#8 show how tight her abs are when she is working it.But once again that shows you anybody can be on TV these days. That's why I don't watch TV anymore I just go to the local mall to see girls like this walking around.
Lambo59Reply to this Comment
She's nothing more than an average girl with fake breasts.
McPervReply to this Comment
You'd be lucky to score an "average" girl like that.
ArionReply to this Comment
Are you looking at her face? I've dated much hotter. She has a plain face and thin lips. Get your eyes off her tits and look closely at her face.
McPervReply to this Comment
She looks like a surfboard with boobs. No ass, no curves, no legs, just a couple of juicy silicone jugs and a nice smile.
I would do her for free.
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Camel Toe on #2!
SoSoriReply to this Comment
Kinda shapeless, if you ask me, and droopy butt, looks like, but hell I wouldn't kick out of bed, thats for sure.
MundoReply to this Comment
she and tara reid scare me the most.
and this girl actually looks like a partridge.
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I don't know why fuglies like AP get coverage. She is so average and unattractive. I wouldn't let my friends fuck this chick as I don't wish it on my worst enemies.
Auntie KristReply to this Comment
i am a good looking guy with an 8 inch cock,when i broke up with my girlfriend she dated some guy for 2 years with an 11 inch dick,she said .when we fucked that day i couldnt belive what happened to her pussy ,from having lips that didnt hang out and being really,really, pretty ,well when we got to fucking her pussy looked like a bomb exploded in it,her lips were hanging out like 2 elephant ears..........please please black men do more with your tongue than the dik,u guys damage that stuff.thank you
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Who says racism isn't funny?
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
Most of you guys are retarded faggots. Who said she has the body of Tara Ried? Are you fucking blind you godamn asshole? This chicks body is amazing. Who cares of her tits are fake, they look pretty damn good to me. And she's in damn fine shape too. If she stripped down in front of most of you faggots, right when she was taking her panties off, you would probably be praying that she has a cyock. Homo's!
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Damnit when a chick is skinny she should have nice little tits. Huge monster implants are such a fucking WASTE. Picturing a bitch getting her tits hacked open with a scalpel is NOT A FUCKING TURN ON.
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i saw sexy babes in bikinis before, thats not bad for darlington style... or new york metropoliaton style, evenually not as penscola, florida style...
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
She reminds me of a pregnant animal
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She's pretty. And from this angle, shaved!
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
wtf happened to the middle of her boobs? That is the strangest looking cleavage I think I have ever seen.
HalleryShe's cute but I agree about her 15 minutes being over soon. She should milk it now.
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Yes they are fake, but they look pretty good to me as far as fake boobs go. And real boobs of that size naturally hang like that and are a little spaced apart unless they are pressed together. You guys haven't seen any natural breasts of that size in real life huh? At least they aren't gigantic and totally wrong for her body type. She looks great, could use a bit more in the hips department but she's working what she's got.
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Hey #48, most of the guys on here are faggots that have never experienced a nice seat of breasts. I can't believe the gayboys on here that think this chick is ugly. They are blind homo's who crave more posts of Mathew Mchonehey with his shirt off and balls hanging out of his shorts. Anyways, I for one want more posts with this Partridge chick. She makes the thing in my pants come to life.
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Hugh-
HalleryYeah, I agree that she is cute. I just don't understand what that thing is between her boobs. It's closest to her right boob and it either looks like a bone sticking out from part of her sternum or a flap of skin that sticks out off of her sternum? So, wtf is it?
And I would love to see some pics of Matthew's balls but if I were Camilla, I would have kicked him in the balls for playing bongos while I was in labor. But I digress. And I am not a blind homo, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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If I got off on fondling plastic, I'd marry a blowup doll and be happy. Sorry dude, but prefering real tits over silicon doesn't make you gay.
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Guys that prefer naturals over silicones are guys who have had their share of women and who dont get a boner because they see an ugly washboard with zero curves, too skinny and a pair of plastic hard bolt-ons.
that actually makes YOU desperate.
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come on!!!
if you guys saw this girl in person you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off her
i bet when she walks down a street...heads are turning!!!
shes hot...just admit it!!!
and this is coming from a girl so y'all are just homos!
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ok like she might not be "stunning" or "pretty"
but she is god dayem hot!
i just dont understand why everyone is hating on her!
and her body IS amazing...
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horrible tits, ugly teeth and face, no redeeming qualities at all, talentless too.
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Im soo glad I was blessed with beautiful breasts!!
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The plastic surgeon who did her tits should have his/her license revoked.
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Vagina wrinkles.
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she has some fake ass boobs and a wedgie up her vagina.
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dont like her feet
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You guys are all a bunch of homos. I bet if you showed pics of your girlfriend (or boyfriend) they would be 10x uglier than this hottie. YOu guys are fucking gay faggot homos.
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Pic #4 she has a furry butt.
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yeh if she lived next door to me or something id look twice but since shes trying to be famous she is just eh, and its time for a new boob job
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
i recognise her from somewhere but i cant quite put my finger on it.
and i think she looks great =D
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count the eleven toes in picture #2.
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Hello!
PlayerReply to this Comment
Real boobs - float
Fakies - Sink
Therefore, don't go boating with a chick with fake tits...
Tray-CReply to this Comment
you guys are weird talking about a vagina wegie and furry butt hah, hah,hah,
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I dont care what anyone says about her.
TWICE-A-DAYI love this chick!
I would have sex with her in the morning, during the lunch hour, dinner time and even midnight snack!
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AP is hot and thats that!
Everyone who commented knows they would lick it and stick it for sure!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
I think most of you are just jealous. If you have watched the hills you know she is hot.
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