Audrina Patridge - Bikini Pics!

These pics were taken at the DKNY Jeans Beach House in Malibu.
Throughout season one of The Hills, Patridge worked as a receptionist at Quixote Studios (a photo studio) in Los Angeles.[5]

In 2006, prior to filming the second season of The Hills, Patridge began a new job at Epic Records.[6] Patridge moved in with Conrad in the spring of 2007, taking over Montag's role on The Hills as best friend and roommate to Conrad. Wiki

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39 Scandalous Comments

I hope she does porn some day. Great body. Would love to lick every square inche and nook and cranny.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:38pm

She took her fake tits and wonky eyes out to the pool eh ?

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:39pm

she does have a nice tight frame except her legs and i don't agree

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:41pm

Body is not bad, but far from great. Definetely worth a fuck. Not feeling the face

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:48pm

She is such a dumb little whore. Do you know what happens to dumb little whores? Do you?
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They get herpes.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:49pm

LMAO!!!!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:16pm

I think on page 5 she accidentally looked into the camera, but it could also be the angle of the picture. I wouldn't say no to a dance in this forest.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:52pm

I think she actually is. Hallelujah!!!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 8:15pm

I think that she'd be hotter if she gained a few pounds in the booty, thighs area. But I'd hit it as it is anyway.

With her tiny frame, I'd be able to swing her around and hit it froggy style.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 12:57pm

Nooo Douche'B, don't mess with her great little ass just like it is. I can just imagine how tight she is..

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:07pm

I like her athletic bod but she could have a more stick out bum (the biggest turnon in the WORLD) and a little more thickness to her legs (womanly). I do prefer natural boobs but plastic is better than no boobs at all I guess....sigh

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:10pm

Yuck. I'm sorry I like Audrina, I do (despite her attraction to The Douche), but she looks like a POW here. Eat something darling so your tits can match the rest of you!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:15pm

I don't get why this chick is getting so much attention. Her face is average, her body is simply OK. The only thing exceptional about her is the bags in her chest.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:25pm

Bitch keeps looking up... hey, maybe it's just a bad habit with her or a medical condition. Some people can't stop winking their eyes.. and maybe she can't help looking up all the time.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:32pm

I love how she insists her boobs are real... I have a test for her... jump in the pool... does she sink or float...

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:41pm

re. audrina always looking up.... you know how when you're a kid and your mom might have said "if you keep making that face it'll get stuck that way"? well, poor audrina has given one too many blow jobs in her life and her eyes, well, the got stuck that way.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:52pm

LMAO!!!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 9:42am

Meh.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:53pm

She's so ugly. No lips and chicklet teeth. Not a nice combination.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 1:54pm

I would hit it anytime...

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:07pm

I would hit hard for a week. She has a smokin body and a tight arse. Great T&A pics Jackson keep her comin

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:21pm

The eyes are a little freaky but I would definitely, definitely hit that.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:35pm

she's hot

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:36pm

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIRL IN A BIKINI, I HAVE,HAVE,HAVE, TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND RUB ONE OUT.................DAMMIT, I SHOT IT ON MY POODLE

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:45pm

r u crazy dude? i saw so many girls wearing there bikini suits, and i don't get horny or retarded person... so what the fuck buddy...

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 3:44pm

This picture make me want to touch myself

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 2:46pm

her nips are so far on the outside.... strange...

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 3:42pm

the body looks not bad, just nice, liking this chick as hot!!!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 3:45pm

pretty fit body

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 7:12pm

yum

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 7:40pm

she reminds me of a pregnant gorilla

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 8:08pm

enough of this weird eyed, hipless bitch.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 11:33pm

She looks soooo cute. Looks much better without clothes.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 12:10am

For a second, in pic 2 I thought she was looking at the camera!! I was wrong.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 12:11am

I can't get enough of this bitch, even though she stands for everything I'm against.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 1:18am

Really hot. She was said to be found by her fans on a celebr ity and million aire dating site named Ri ch ki ss .c om but it has not been confirmed by her yet.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 2:46am

Who the hell took these pics?

Audrina looks ok from the front. From behind...its like her back flows right into her thighs...absolutely no ass.

No hips too and I'm guessing until recently she had no boobs either.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 9:45am

It's true. I kinda like her 'cause I used to watch her on the show and kinda started to pity her. She's like Forrest Gump: nice person, no brain.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 10:50pm

you could do with putting on a few pounds luv!!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:43pm

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