Ashley Tisdale - Bikini Pics From Maui (Incl. Douchebag)
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Ashley Tisdale celebrated her 23rd birthday on the beaches of Maui. Unfortunately she was accompanied by douchebag Jared Murillo (who has a MySpace Music Page... I'm not linking to it to give him free traffic). Damned be to hell with this douchebag and the inevitable task at hand he's been delegated as lucky bastard giver of birthday sex. Damn be to him!!! Bastarchived in Ashley Tisdale, Babes, Bikini Pics, Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Jared Murillo
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She reminds me of a girl I dated in middle-school.
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She's so goofy looking.
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She reminds me of... oh wait I can't remember... yeah... ummm... I keep forgetting...(on purpose that is)
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no she fuckin isnt.. she is fuckin hot.. quit sayin that about ashley.. she is 10 x hotter than that bitch venessa. yuck
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PA-LEEZ!!! i've got a better shot of getting ashley to give it up than homie and my chances are 'none' and 'MOTHAFUCKA GET REAL.'
ashley is doing her thing in these pics. i like that body. and is it like HSM week? all the vanessa and ashley thread. i'm aint complaining tho.
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It's a good thing homegirl has a slamming body, because she is really weird-looking sans makeup.
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I Call Bull Sh!T (CBS) :: I like the ABC on the real very original!
But you think she has a slamming body? - I'm not saying she has a bad body but I don't see anything that stands out or would make a dude do a double take or have his eyes follow her as she walks by... she just seems average IMO.
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Well I mean, there's not much in the way of the hip area which is kind of a turnoff, but she has a nice stomach.
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Well I mean, there's not much in the way of the hip area which is kind of a turnoff, but she has a nice stomach.
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I want to slam that body
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Somebody feed that fucking douchebag boyfriend of hers.
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this is completely OT but, my google search thing just said 'babies!'
WTF
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Vanessa is 100x better than this goofy looking bitch...
Ashley has an ok body, but she has no boobs or an ass
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She's such a skinny little dork, and so is her boyfriend. They're perfect for each other.
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ID LIKE TO STICK MY NOSE AND TONGUE UP HER ASS, I COULD TELL YOU WHAT SHE ATE LAST,AND LAST TIME SHE FARTED,THANK YOU
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She has a cute booty, maybe even a nice tight shaven little box, and probably some oral skills, but she didn't deserve such a high raking in MAXIM hot 100!
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Maui is heaven on Earth.
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Nice turd cutter.
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She's kind of awkward-looking. I can't believe she's 23; she seems much younger.
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VANESSA HUDGENS is just so much hotter than this chick. Ashley has legs that are way too skinny and she is starting to get fat around the hips and waist. Its an OK body, but not worthy of this website or any other for that matter. I think she needs to start working out and she may start to look better and not have the body of a 14 year old.
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14 year old...
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Does the guy in the swimming trunks realize that he is holding hands with a guy in a two piece bikini with hair extensions ??
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Fuck you guy.. ashley is way hotter than that hag venessa. U are fuckin psycho to think that venessa is hotter than the beautiful ashley tisdale. when the last time u have seen venessa in a bikini?? she has no ass.. ashley has a nice ass..
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Hey TOmmy, you blind ignorant slut. Vanessa is WAY hotter than Ashley. Look at Ashleys body...skinny legs, chubby waist and hips. She looks like a damn 10th grader! Vanessa Hudgens looks awesome in anything she wears, including bikinis. There is nobody hotter than VH!
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VANESSA HAS A NICE THICK BUSH, IN ABOUT 4 YEARS THAT FUCKER WILL LOOK LIKE THE BACK OF A BEARS PAW
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Here body is blah and there is nothing that just wow's you, but I still find her adorable.
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Hey JIMMYD you stupid moron. She can shave that bush ya know. Whats Ashley going to do about her chicken legs? Nothing. Don't waste my time with your stupidity.
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Sir Percy....Hilarious!
I think her lack of a glorious body is what makes her stand out to me. Kind of the normal chick, but cute in a quirky way.
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shes hot
damn who cares whos hotter id fuck em both
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She could use some calves; that would really help her.
And yeah, she looks really young... but then again, she plays a high school student for a living! My kids are big fans of hers because of her brilliant portrayal of Maddy on The Suite Life of Zach and Cody and, of course, Sharpay in High School Musical. You know, I really need to get my kids their own damn TV so they stop hijacking the livingroom big screen with the Disney Channel. Of course, since those asswipes at Dish dropped Kung Fu HD, I barely even watch TV anymore...
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You and me both! We have digital, which means 500 channels of zilch. I'd rather read a book. It's more interesting.
My daughter knows all of the lyrics to every HSM & HM song, and sings them over and over again. Makes me want to slit my wrists.
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The only thing that gets me through it is the fact I was smart enough to buy some Disney stock a few years ago when I had some cash laying around!
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Yeah, that would help me cope better, too.
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vennesa is so jealous of ashley that she had to have nude pictures to get more attention than ashley. Her legs arent chicken legs her legs are sexy and alot sexier than ugly venessa's. Hey hugh why dont u just fuck off sayin shit bout ashley you sorry slunt. fuck you to hell!
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Shes got an nice figure but she needs more definition in her legs and the nose well...
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Slunt? Tommy, don't you have a pinball tournament to attend?
I heard Elton John is going to be there.
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Hey Richturd are you sure your only 36yr old? You really make a lot of references to way old people & movies(elton john, glen danzing, gone with the wind) I think your more like in your 50's. Also did you make up with your fag tranny girlfriend whore d55. Also learn how to spell and what word fits and how into a sentence.
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Oh look who's back....What, you have to be old to know about older movies and older music. Glen Danzig has been active in music from 1977 to present....The years I grew up. So If I was born 71 and got into my music in 1982...That would make sense, and that would make 36.
Why I even justify your existence is beyond me, except to say that your arguments are retarded. You can make fun of my grammar or grammer and my spelling, but that is the only thing you ever come back with in arguments.
As far d55, that is none of your business.....And you are the sicko, because you obviously have a certified name, but aren't man or woman enough to own up to what you are saying. So instead you hide in the shadows like a coward.
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Yah, you caught me my real name is tranny whore d55!
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So you call yourself a tranny whore? Yeah, that's plausible.
Come up with an actual come back that isn't the same tire line over and over. Right now people must think you are the stalker, psycho that d55 has said.
You have no argument that make any sense and you say the same thing over and over like a broken pull string Barbie.
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Wow! you really bitch slaped me. Just keep kissing d55 ass, but oh no! she not talking to you anymore because you like pretty Shandi, too bad!
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Take a look back and look who brought it up first and again and again.
All this still doesn't take anything away from the fact that you are still lurking in the shadows. Afraid to come into the light. What are you grue?
Yes..Another 80's reference, because that is when my supposed 50 year old ass grew up.
So what is your real problem with me in particular? Just curious since you seem to seek me out and not these other minions you speak about constantly.
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Also learn how to spell and what word fits and how into a sentence.
OK, there is the sentence of the year. That showed me.
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"Like fer sure u totally showed meh an im totally grue, like too the max." I told you to leave me alone and don't go to whore d55 defence. Not that its a problem now she hates your guts.
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yea slunt a combination of slut and cunt u fuckin idiot. ha ha ur so funny not.. shut the fuck up richard u fuckin bitch.
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Yeah I was just messing with you....Saw a chance for a WHO reference and took it.
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Ashley seriously has the body of an 11 year old.
Oh, and Vanessa is WAAAAAAAY hotter
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Was it "Special Olympics" day at the beach?
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no she is not way hotter.. venessa doesnt even have a good body figure plus have u seen her face? yuck she makes me barf. Now ashley right here makes me hard everytime i see her.
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yes, i've seen Vanessa's face and she's cute. Have you seen Ashley's face? Ashley is goofy looking, she's average at best.
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After seeing this picture: http://www.flisted.com/33907/tara-reid-joins-aa-leads-sober-life-jk/6a00...
of Marla Maples looking more slammin' in her 40's than this chick does at 23, I will have to say, NEXT!
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After seeing this picture:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/happy_4th_of_july.php?bfm_index=7
of Marla Maples looking more slammin' in her 40's than this chick does at 23, I will have to say, NEXT!
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she loves the beach !!!!!!!!!1
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as mr.douchebag37 enjoys it with her!
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ohh man that lil muffin top and that NICE ass, i cant keep my penis down!!
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She is soo Pretty, what a killer body - WOW. I could eat her cunt by the hour & die happy having done so.Yummy.
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