Anna Kournikova Does September, 2008 Maxim Magazine
Saturday, August 16th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Maxim MagazineIt's about time Anna went back to the basics of showing off her bikini bod, but for some odd reason, the first pic reminded me of Ashley Olsen. I know, I know, I need to lay off the weekend-crack. My bad.
Anyway, check out many more pics of Anna on Maxim's website.
That looks like Jewel
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mehh face HOT body. that ass and those legs are unbelievable
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I agree. Body is awesome... but face is not anything special.
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I can see the Olsens in that: that "sexy" face resembles their troll doll-monkey smirks. One of them is big on the heavy/dark eye makeup, too.
Looks like she's cribbing from Giselle's "How to Fake a Waist in 5 Uncomfortable Gyrations."
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yeah, so she doesn't really have much of a waist, but unlike Giselle, she actually looks like a woman and has a feminine body. theres no way that beautiful ass or perfect legs are manly. and she has a nice tummy too and nice perky titties.
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She doesn't have much of a waist? Don't you mean hips?
I think she has a good body. Not a big fan of the face though.
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no, i think she means she has no waist and is right:
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_01.jpg
http://www.filmclips.be/images/Anna_Kournikova.jpg
her face looks extra homely in these maxim pix but i like her legs and slim figure
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW IT ALL WHORE!
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how about you make me, sunny bunny the mentally challenged loser? oh right...you have been trying to do that for the past year and even got banned tons of times...so i guess it is you who had to shut the fuck up while trying to make me lol
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You better be careful who and how to talk to people on here. Poor Richturd Shitling found out the hard way. He pissed off Caitie Harmful and she tore him a new ass. I just hope you piss off one of the old timers on here and they go after you ass.
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Actually its wasn't you that got me banned that one time, it as a whore named Tammy. I got you two whores confused, you whores all look the same. You are an over dramatic turk(cockeyed crosseyed buckteeth fishliped) whore d55. Your slutty whore ware on Ebay is so wrong. !SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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I understand your point and can see what you mean, but we'll have to agree to disagree on what makes a woman feminine.
Her boobs fit her body and I'm glad she hasn't gone for some silicone watermelons. She is in great shape in terms of toning and musculature, which makes her look better than Bundchen, but her overall body shape really isn't that much different from Giselle's. They both appear to have hip-waist ratios that are close to 1 (IE there's not much, if any, difference between the measurements). This is really obvious in the last picture even though she's trying to lift one side higher than the other. The "ideal" ratio is more like .7 to .75, which gives the curves in a figure.
I, personally, don't think calves and thighs that are very close in circumference make for shapely legs. Betty Grable's were insured for $2 million and with good reason. They weren't fat or flabby.
Her butt is small/compact, but when she turns to the side, there's not much there in terms of shape to really differentiate it from her back. The semi-sheer bottoms she's wearing kind of camouflage this: the low cut and the see-through are optical illusions to create the appearance of more curve. It's an old trick, but it doesn't mask the lower hanging cheeks she's got. I think a great ass stands alone (and more upright) and it's impact doesn't disappear depending on the angle it's viewed at.
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and i thought that i am only one that saw her unflattering waist.. but anyway i like her..
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She looks thinner than usual.
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Those are some seriously malformed butt implants... they should be round, not V-shaped and independent of the thigh muscles.
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She was hotter when she was young. Now, she looks like an ordinary babe; too skinny.
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yeah good thing she has nice hair, legs and butt cause her waist or lack of makes her look mannish.
what the hell?
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She got ugly. Most women who are hot begin to lose their looks around 22-23. After that it is all downhill. I refuse to date any woman over 25 (and I am in my mid 30's).
I think it may be time for paper bag treatment for Anna.
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^^ attention starved troll obviously trying to start some trouble.
trust me, you wont offend anyone with your comments, you'll only have people laughing at what an idiot and bored desperate loser you are.
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Well, I do admit I am attention starved, but I don't think of myself as a troll. I am also used to people laughing at my idiocy and desperation on a daily basis, so laugh away people!
It is strange for someone to think younger women are more attractive physically than older women? Luckily for me, men become more distinguished as they age, like a fine wine.
Now Johnny, you are a rude individual. So now it is my turn to hazard a guess about you. You are a homosexual. You'd rather receive than give. Your IQ is probably slightly below average. Your dad thinks you are a loser. Mom just thinks you're strange, but she still loves you. Your penis is below average which is the reason behind all of your other issues previously mentioned.
Good day, sir.
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a troll is someone who goes on sites to start trouble.
it is obvious you just came on here and said what you said to get reactions out of people. your intention was to offend people.
thats a troll.
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You just went full retard, Johnny. Never go full retard.
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ahahaha! i just saw tropic thunder last night. good one simple jack!
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U SIMPLE JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS THE ONLY MOVIE WE HAB IN OUR COUNTWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is our favoreet!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ahahaha that movie was great, and i don't know if it was just me but stiller as simply jack looks exactly like stewart from mad tv. anyways, i want to see more people attacking eachother online!
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OMG i thought he looked like just like stewart too!!!!! hahahaha
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To Steve N - I'm usually not one to jump into arguments, esp on here. I'm curious though, I'm guessing you just dump women when they are 25? I have to say not all men age well, most do not, unless your George Clooney which I'd like to take a stab at & say you don't come close, no man really does. I'm thinking you have lots of $ to spend on young girls & it makes you feel good about yourself and thats cool, but I think you sound a bit narcissistic. You find yourself to be superior to everyone else, no? I find that very unattractive, as do most people. Just saying
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"(1) I'm thinking you have lots of $ to spend on young girls.... (2) You find yourself to be superior to everyone else, no? (3) I find that very unattractive, as do most people."
Response:
1) Yes, I have some $ but don't spend big on entertainment with these women. Don't you think an opportunity to spend time with me is gift enough?
2) No. In fact, I consider myself inferior to most.
3) Who cares? You should spend less time worrying about what others think of you and do what you enjoy in life.
By the way, in regards to Clooney, he is another Hollywood college drop out that likes to pretend they are an intellectual (many in Hollywood have this affliction). Plus he is a horrible actor (well except in his role as George Burnett in "The Facts of Life"). So you are correct, I do not come close to him!!! (At least I didn't say he is gay).
Bella, ciao!
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Don't pay attention to him, he is just bored and seeking attention. By writing such harsh comments, he was sure he would get responses, and he did, though it is not worth responding to people like him. By responding, you are just feeding his hunger for attention and recognition and just wasting your own time and energy getting worked up for nothing.
Surely he does not get to be with girls under 25 years old. Unless he is rich, he is not going to find a young woman to be with him. What woman in the right mind would even date a man with such an attitude and disrespect towards women?
Obviously he is lying. Where exactly does he find these women to date? I can smell BULLSHIT from a mile away.
I am sure he is just trying to cause trouble, but if he DOES really feel that way about women then that is very sad and it means he does not respect women at all and just sees them as pieces of meat with an expiration date.
Men like that are sad pathetic people. The most beautiful part of life is to find a person you love to spend the rest of your life with... Someone who completes you, someone to start a family with, someone to grow old with.
But I guess he is just a loser who doesn't care about the most important things in life. Instead, he is delusional and busy chasing young women who have no interest in him.
He will grow old and no one will care about him; He won't have a loving wife by his side, he won't have children, and he will die a lonely old man who never felt real love or accomplished anything in life. No one will mourn his death and no one will remember his pathetic existence.
Great life, eh?
What a sad, pathetic waste of human life.
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Let me guess...you are over 30 and unmarried.
Loooooooser.
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Hot but too thin.
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Anna + a more feminine waist = my dream body
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Pic 5 FTW!!!
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pic 5 just got my dick standing at attention
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pic #5 is fucking best!!!
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She got too skinny. A few years ago she had the most amazing body.
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Yeah, but you'd fuck the snot out of her, wouldn't you?
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damn you enrique...
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Buttaface with no hips.
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yeah you would have thought they could have photoshopped hips and a waist on her.
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Fuck that Russian bitch she over rated, I think I'm going to cancel my Maxim subscription.Hell there's 3000 girls who should be on the cover of the magazine.
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After amounts of Photoshop looks a bit less ugly than usually..
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i never got the whole anna kournikova thing
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I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY TONGUE IN HER ASS AND TASTE HER CHOCOLATE DELIGHTS
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dissappointment. she isn't as fit as she used to be, plus she looks like a fraggle in pic 1... (sigh)
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she ugly
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I think she very pretty and looks like a blonde sister of Jake Gyllenhall. Her body is hot and her butt is real, no implants.
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She's really never done anything from me. Just another tennis player.
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Calling Kournikova a tennis player, is like calling George W. Bush competent.
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i wanna ram my rod into her bod
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Her time is way past for me.i know i'm probably in the minority, but i'll take Sharapova over her anytime. Compare this spread with Maria's in the SI swimsuit issue and i think you'll agree.
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body is HOT..
but face?!! blahhhhhhhhhhhhh......
how about, face of sharapov+ body of anna k.
raarrr...raaasyyannn fever..
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The last pic is nice. Her body looks very very good.
Anna Kounikova in general is a lil bit hotter than Maria Sharapova.
She has more sex appeal, better body and hair.
But I am not a fan of their type of beauty anyways.
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