Angelina Jolie Still Pregnant. Her Doc Talks Holy Grail.
Posted on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 @ 2:00pm by Moelicious
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.cPictured above: Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Michel Sussmann.
So, did you hear about Angelina Jolie's pre-delivery press conference? How fucking full of yourself do you have to be in order to set one of those up? I still love Angelina, but kinda disappointed at the bullshit that's helped to inflate her head beyond measure.
Just in case you're living under a rock, here are the details:
Are the Brangelina twins boys or girls? Will they be delivered naturally or by Caesarean?
Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Michel Sussmann, declined to answer several burning questions about the highly anticipated birth to Hollywood's hottest couple, but he did make one thing clear during a five-minute news conference Wednesday: "She is a patient like any other. And she's very simple. I have a lot of respect for her."
Apparently unaware that the stars are unmarried, the doctor said: "Mrs. Angelina Jolie and her husband, Mr. Brad Pitt, told me to tell you that she is doing absolutely fine."
He said her hospitalization "was scheduled for a long time."
"This is not an emergency situation," he added. "Her hospitalization at this stage in her pregnancy is totally normal for a patient who had a Caesarean (section) during her first pregnancy."
Her stay at the seaside hospital here could be a relatively long one. The doctor said she would remain in the hospital until the babies are delivered and that could be "in the weeks to come."
"I can't give you a date," he said. [AP via Yahoo!]
Feel free to add your own press questions to Dr. Sussmann down below...
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oh my god...who gives a flying fuck about the unborn or even born kids of these two? the media is unbelivable...kids dying from hunger in africa doesnt even get .0000000000001% of the attention these 2 are getting...is she giving birth to a jesus or something?
and her doctor is giving a speech to the entire nation regarding her pregnancy? why? i mean seriously why? is this a national crisis? are our lives in danger?
Funniest captions ever, actually laughed out loud.
@ sad whore d55, I find it so fucking funny that old fat ugly bald Richturd wanted you and Pretty Shandi to be friends.Then you went all ape shit on his stupid ass. Because you hate all the prettier girls on here.( you told Richturd, Shandi called him old and bald, that was me :) you stupid whore)
oh my god....wtf do you stick your nose into my business for? what is the point of your wall post? to let me know you are still stalking me? bitch, stop stalking me and my wall...yeah, i am sooooooooo jealous of you or anyone else...LOL keep telling yourself that, ugly, fat cunt
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lmao....ummmm ooookay
enough cliches and saintly statements, d55.
i can say whatever id like about any post...so mind ur own fucking business
i can say whatever id like about any sad little person...so mind ur own fucking business
so if that is your motto "i can say whatever id like", why the fuck did you jump on me in the first place for saying whatever i wanted to say? so who is the one that needs to mind her own business to begin with? lol!!!
Maybe sarcasm flies over your head, or you're just too much of an idiot to realise what imitation is, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and tell you- I, to put it in your own words, 'jumped on' you because
I. Do. Not. Like. You.
Plain enough? Got that through your dense skull?
Truthfully, I've been lurking around long enough to read your comments and others' comments on you and realise you're a bitch who's making everyone's life hell with your mean comments and atrocious vocabulary. And I, being too bored, decided to come out and tell you I don't quite like your way of pretending to be a saint. Come on. If you really cared about humanitarian crises and all that shit, would you be here right now? Would you be constructing pseudo-witty replies to the multiple hate wars people are orchestrating against you? And just how many of those hate wars are on right now, at last count? Because last time I heard, you were the biggest bitch on here. Trying to get noticed through your comments.
And you have the audacity to accuse people of 'stalking' you or even 'jumping on' you. You make me laugh. What makes you think you're that important, my dear?
Don't bother replying with a short message with bad grammar, capping it off with a 'lol!' because while you think you're on top of the world, laughing at everyone else, we all know you're just delusional. I would feel sorry for you, but I can't bring myself to. In fact I don't even know why I bothered to reply with this.
So the bottom line is: Don't act saintly when everyone else knows you're a bitch. Don't bother punctuating every other phrase with 'fuck', when you just can't make a point in other words. And if you really want to be an angel like you make yourself out to be (and that everyone is just OUT TO GET YOU because they're bored and jealous) then go work in a soup kitchen.
p.s. sorry to all those who are offended by my spamming, i just wanted to tell d55 exactly what i felt about her.
"Hi Omega! Smoking pic! I am no longer going to be using the Bastardly website but I had to leave you a note. Wow, looks like you have a smoking body that is really yours, not a fake pic like d55. She is one of the biggest bitches on the net and a few of us have left because of the bitch. In fact, she is the reason I will no longer be a part of this site."
your leaving the site (mind you i didnt even know who you were until i read this on omega's wall...and i am still yet to know who those "few of us" are...your friends from your office i am assuming) makes me feel that important...your creating new id's to talk shit makes me feel that important...bitches that get online as soon as i get on the site to "hurt" me make me feel that important...bitches that stalk to me every single post make me feel that important...bitches that create fake profiles as D.55, having my pix and every other details i have on my profile on that fake profile, trying to see how it feels to be d55 make me feel that important...bitches going through so much trouble to write on other websites using my pix make me feel that important....having people get banned because they are stalking me makes me feel important...having omega leave the website because of me makes me feel that important...have you gotten any of those? it is your even taking the time to have written what you did with your first comment on this thread makes me feel important :D
Sounds like you're trying to validate yourself.
LOL i knew you were deanerys...i knew itttttttttt...guess what? i dont give a flying fuck what you think of me...i mean, seriously...who are you? some nobody bitch over the internet...you started barking like an angry dog with your first message and decided to come out and let me know who you were when i made you look like the fool you are because your every single reply did nothing but help you contradict yourself...you dont know me outside the bastardly...you have no idea who i am period...the only side of me that you got to know on here is the fact that i will tell stupid, jealous bitches off like you...if people stalked me like they are on here and said half the shit they are saying on here in real life again, they would be treated the same way...the exact way...and if that makes me a bitc, oh yeah, i am the biggest one...but knowing you're a god damn idiot, let's put that aside for a second and say you still think i am a bitch....who gives a fuck? who put you in charge of who is a saint and who is a bitch? who said your personal opinions are reality? by the way, your first sentence makes no fucking sense whatsoeever...and stop viewing my profile constantly, you 40+ year old middle aged bitch...you could be my mom...dont you have other shit to do instead of being on a site like this, arguing with me, about the authenticity of my pix or writing on the walls of 17 year olds, bitching about me...dont you need to deal with menopause or something instead?
having said that:
oh my god...who gives a flying fuck about the unborn or even born kids of these two? the media is unbelivable...kids dying from hunger in africa doesnt even get .0000000000001% of the attention these 2 are getting...is she giving birth to a jesus or something?
whooo whooo...i said it again...what are you gonna do about it?
lady, you need therapy...dont get on here to get shit off your chest...talk to your local counselor about d55...
therapist: so what is bothering you?
cunt: so there is this user named d55 on a site called bastardly
therapist: ummm ok
cunt: she is such a bitch! but she acts like a saint! i've been observing here for a while, and i finally wrote a little essay to let her know how i feel about her and while doing it, i had to apologize to the entire site!!! I mean, i just cant take it! i even had to leave the site because of her...ahhhhhhhh *ripping out hair*
therapist: *gives a tranquilizer shot*
yeah, that's you lol
"I. Do. Not. Like. You.
Plain enough? Got that through your dense skull?"
ok...do i cry? please tell me what i have to do about that...should i also see a therapist? i didnt even know you not to like you, you crazy bitch...lol...i mean because you know, when i close the window and leave this site, i remember you and all the things you said about me...i mean, seriously, i like that "." you have between "I do not like you"...was that done for dramatization effects? ahhh...there is so much more to say since your essay has tons of interesting things but i ama stop here now cuz man, you're messed up
Since there is already so much bullshit on here courtesy of d55, let me make mine short and sweet.
1. I am not, as you imply, in the same 'office' as everyone else who doesn't like you. Maybe you're just deluding yourself that you secretly have a fan club somewhere.
2. I am 19 and based in Asia. Not a '40+ year old middle aged bitch', as you say.
3. You need to know the meaning of 'barking like an angry dog'. But seeing as how perfectly you just demonstrated that example with your five ranting posts, I don't think you need further clarification. However, if you still need to know, I can call up a kindergarten teacher.
4. I don't know where you got your information from that I'm so-and-so, and really hate you for such-and-such, but you need to check again. Go on. Log my IP address if you have to- if you know what that is.
5. Obviously you only think that way because so many people don't like you.
6. A therapist?
Yeah, I could say you definitely need one.
P.S. Your English still sucks.
d55 get a damn grip! FIVE FUCKING POSTS (that aint short) all to do with ur ever rising level of crazy! its a joke. I dont usually bother commenting on all the d55 arguments that go on here, but god damn. Please think before you spam the place with these petty, childish disputes. I understand that d55 can come across as pompus and irritating, but she's still entitled to her opinion and people should get over it. And d55 (although no doubt you'll start calling me a whore/bitch etc etc) even when you're provoked, you'd do so much better not to rise to the bait. People enjoy winding you up and you seem to fall for it EVERY TIME. either that or you enjoy the attention, in which case you should be banned for encouraging all this bullshit.
ps I love Brangelina and their tribe of kids, but I agree with d55's earlier statements about the media etc.
is one massive pain in the ass.
The twins were born on july 12th so then, why does not this page refresh itself with the new information?
BTW, the twins are named Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline. I like Angelina Jolie a lot but have to admit that she is not specially good at names, though Shiloh does sound really well, but in any case I still disagree with the last member names.
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