Fashion Rating: Amber Valletta
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

These snaps are from the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala
Amber Evangeline Valletta (born February 9, 1974) is an American model and actress.
In January, 2008, she participated in a video for Barack Obama produced by Will.I.Am called Yes We Can. Wiki
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awful dress
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Do you really want me to comment on that shiny, ugly frock of a mess, er, dress?
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I wonder, who the fuck designed such an awful dress...if you can call it a dress
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Who the hell comes up with these ideas for the dresses. Seriously. And then who the hell goes out and buys it?
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OMG - they've started to hatch!
run! save yourselves!
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Who cares about the dress when you look that fucking gorgeous. I absolutely love her. she's beautiful. btw the gala had a fashion and FANTASY theme. i think she struck a good balance between looking pretty and looking costumey.
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STUNNING.
truly a piece of art.
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She's so beautiful. The dress wouldn't be half bad if someone cut off those trash bag wing things.
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OK did everyone miss the point of the dress? They are honoring superheros and the dress is a reflection of the exhibit. Superhero costumes are always over-the-top. The dress is vintage Versace.
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