Alicia Keys Rocks A Tight Dress For David Letterman! OWW!!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

I love it when presumably conservative chicks go wild. In this case, Alicia Keys goes back to her sista-roots & shows us that the likes of Kim Kardashian & other no-talent bitches w/ big booties have nothing on her.
To the delight of many Bastardly Horndoggs, Alicia showed up to the David Letterman show in a super tight grey dress which highlighted every curve on her chocolicious bod. The dress is so damn tight, you can almost taste what's hidden behind it. Check the rest of the pics for more booty candy...












she is dickraising
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somebody's been eating better!
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I was waitin' for this. YOWWW!!!
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Another lady who is hot AND talented. Can't lose.
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Hate the dress, it looks like a condom...but I like the fact that she actually TRYING to look better now.
What the fuck us she wearing under that thng? Its printing through.
Should have gone pantyless...lol jk
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AMAZING, my favorite morena
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I'd have babies with her. Apparently she's been banging Swizz Beats.
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Honey, maybe it's some type of girdle? It's the only flaw for me. That and the space age pumps. But those seem to be everywhere so I guess I'm just not stylin'.
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I saw her on Letterman in that dress, and I must say, I'm no lesbo, but I thought she looked amazing!
She has perfect curves. Her legs are pretty bad, but from the mid thigh up, she's amazing.
And she has a gorgeous face - reminiscent of Adriana Lima.
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yummm
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ha ha, love the guys in pic one trying to get a photo of her ass...and the other guys just staring at it.
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she would look perfect if the dress was 3 inches shorter... now it's kind of straining at the thighs/bunching at the knees.
but she is beautiful.
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I like her boobs being soooo far apart from each other...different time zone boobs.
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ya she looks alot like adriana lima...beautiful
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This sausage stuffed cross eyed lesbian hairy chested afrocentric ghetto queen racist doesn't even come close to Adriana's Goddess like perfection.
Her hate filled racist rants against ' whitey ' turned me off to her. She's creepy and filled with unwarranted hostility for a country that made her a millionaire. She's a bitch, basically.
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Plus she has big fat cankles. Gross.
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cartoony and delicious. And talent is always a turn on, or whatever!!!!!
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aja, you're a stupid son of a bitch. adriana lima is part african as well. she has natural kinky frizzy hair, for your fuckin' information.
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everything looks good but the cankles.
her voice makes up for her cankles.
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It's all good.
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They're like....beestings....
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Ugh. Aja's a dumb ho. She aint racist, she's half-white, so what are you saying she hates her mom now?
Bottom line is, she's a millionaire in a country that her ancestors, who got kicked in their asses built. . . . for free, so she owes her success to the people who built this country, not the U.S. government that enslaved her people. Well. . . half her people. . . The Black side.
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Looks good, but could use a booby upgrade.
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as always, she's gorgeous except for the bloated calves!
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I'd grab her by those big meatie cankles and pin her legs back like a "Tysons" chicken,right behind her ears,then processed to plow...yes im a disgusting pig and have now problem with that.
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Who is hitting that? Does she date white guys?
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The shoes aren't doing any favors: they make her cankles stand out even more. A wonderbra would've fixed the top. Rachel Ray tits aren't sexy.
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I BET SHE LOOK HORRIBLE NAKED.THAT SASS PROBALY HAS SO MUCH CHEESE AND DENTS,FACE LOOKS STRIKING, ID LIKE TO STRIKE IT UPSIDE MY BEEF WAND
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Go fuck yourself weirdo.
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Yum...her face does like Adriana Lima's...
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How did she keep her nipples from poking through that dress? I don't see a bra, just some thong line! I like that "Come fuck my booty" look in picture 10!
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This is the best she's looked in a while. Notice she's trying to hide the corset cinching in her middle. It's ok, though.
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Too bad she has the same opinions as Rev. Jeremiah Wright
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She is pretty, but I hate those legs.
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She looks better here than I've ever seen her before, but I'm of the opinion that you have to be very thin to wear a dress like this.
Those shoes are ridiculous, but skinny straps would have not been a good balance for those meaty legs.
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it would be my duty to slam that booty...YAAAAW!
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Im sorry but I think she looks terrible in that dress. You can tell she got Spanx on or something else.
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I think Alicia has a pretty face, but her face is just so incompatible with that bod of hers. And those legs are terrible. Huge fucking trunks. Shitty ankles too. I bet they're right up loki's alley ;)
As for Adriana and Alicia looking alike. I think sometimes there's a slight resemblance.
Like here:
www.adrianalimafan.net/photos/2007-vsfsafterparty/vsfs_2007_afterparty_2...
*shrugs*
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she's got cankles.
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Sorry pstroyer, but not all woman want to look like little boys.
Key's legs are how a woman's legs should look. Not those twigs you like that've been approved by the fashion fags.
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Alicia has a really pretty face and she's super talented. I watched this episode of Letterman and thought that the dress was sexy but made her look kind of pear shaped and bottom heavy. I like houglass so much better.
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I still stand by my assertion that she looks like Ice T's wife Coco.
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classy, elegant, a lady...she looks very pretty in the first pic on page 5 and also on page 11...but she has very weird boobs
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and those legs...those freaking legs
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She's hot and I love her shoes
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HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know this..............MAN!!!!!!!
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"I watched this episode of Letterman and thought that the dress was sexy but made her look kind of pear shaped and bottom heavy. "
And what's wrong with that?
Oh wait...that's right. You're white.
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Nothing is wrong with it I am just saying that I like hourglass better.
Yes, I am white. What does that have to do with anything? I like Alicia and I said that she has a very pretty face and is super talented. We usually agree, JohnnyMak.
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^ And before you label me as another skinny white girl, I have 36" hips and REAL boobs to match. That's why I like hourglass better. I can relate to it.
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Oh that's the stuff.
She's clearly not that comfortable though.
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Will somebody please tell that heifer Aja, that she never said anything bad about White people, just the government, or do you think that Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, Bush and Bush II represent all White people?
The people she admired were against the oppressive policies of those people , not everyday American people. There was a White Panther Party, that had the MC5 and other White people, who had beliefs similar to the Black Panthers.
I'm sure she's happy to be successful, but I'm glad to see that she's not a sell out.
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Babys got back... and some front.... and a lil on both sides!
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Vastly over-rated. She looks like a sack of potatoes in that outfit.
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Page 5, pic 2: She's a four-toed-bitch! Creepy!
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Chick has only four toes in every pic.
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Alicia Keys is smokin' with the extra weight that she's put on; a curvaceous woman like this is still hot even when she isn't especially buxom up top.
I'm also definitely liking this particular hairstyle--her ethnic look with the braids wasn't unattractive, but this is very lovely and puts me in the mind of the beautiful and much-missed Aaliyah. If I could suggest one thing to Alicia, it would be to use less makeup!
Oh, and just so we're clear, I salute her choice of that grey dress. DAYUM! (But, next time, she should wear some spanx so she doesn't have those pantylines. Dang, the fact that I know about anything spanx tells me that I have too many female friends.)
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#1 said it best.
Alicia is fucking hot, body is smoking and she has such a pretty face
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Well, she actually is pretty, I even like the dress (the shoes, however, could be nicer), but her boobs look strange. Next time wear a a well padded push-up, Alicia!
;-)
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