Alicia Keys Rocks A Tight Dress For David Letterman! OWW!!


I love it when presumably conservative chicks go wild. In this case, Alicia Keys goes back to her sista-roots & shows us that the likes of Kim Kardashian & other no-talent bitches w/ big booties have nothing on her.

To the delight of many Bastardly Horndoggs, Alicia showed up to the David Letterman show in a super tight grey dress which highlighted every curve on her chocolicious bod. The dress is so damn tight, you can almost taste what's hidden behind it. Check the rest of the pics for more booty candy...

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she is dickraising

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:24pm
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somebody's been eating better!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:25pm
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I was waitin' for this. YOWWW!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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Another lady who is hot AND talented. Can't lose.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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Hate the dress, it looks like a condom...but I like the fact that she actually TRYING to look better now.

What the fuck us she wearing under that thng? Its printing through.
Should have gone pantyless...lol jk

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:30pm
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AMAZING, my favorite morena

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:39pm
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I'd have babies with her. Apparently she's been banging Swizz Beats.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:41pm
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Honey, maybe it's some type of girdle? It's the only flaw for me. That and the space age pumps. But those seem to be everywhere so I guess I'm just not stylin'.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:44pm
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I saw her on Letterman in that dress, and I must say, I'm no lesbo, but I thought she looked amazing!

She has perfect curves. Her legs are pretty bad, but from the mid thigh up, she's amazing.
And she has a gorgeous face - reminiscent of Adriana Lima.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:52pm
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ha ha, love the guys in pic one trying to get a photo of her ass...and the other guys just staring at it.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:54pm
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she would look perfect if the dress was 3 inches shorter... now it's kind of straining at the thighs/bunching at the knees.
but she is beautiful.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:11pm
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I like her boobs being soooo far apart from each other...different time zone boobs.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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ya she looks alot like adriana lima...beautiful

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:34pm
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This sausage stuffed cross eyed lesbian hairy chested afrocentric ghetto queen racist doesn't even come close to Adriana's Goddess like perfection.

Her hate filled racist rants against ' whitey ' turned me off to her. She's creepy and filled with unwarranted hostility for a country that made her a millionaire. She's a bitch, basically.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:08am
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Plus she has big fat cankles. Gross.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:09am
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cartoony and delicious. And talent is always a turn on, or whatever!!!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:19am
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aja, you're a stupid son of a bitch. adriana lima is part african as well. she has natural kinky frizzy hair, for your fuckin' information.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:22am
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everything looks good but the cankles.

her voice makes up for her cankles.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:26am
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It's all good.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:41am
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They're like....beestings....

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:59am
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Ugh. Aja's a dumb ho. She aint racist, she's half-white, so what are you saying she hates her mom now?

Bottom line is, she's a millionaire in a country that her ancestors, who got kicked in their asses built. . . . for free, so she owes her success to the people who built this country, not the U.S. government that enslaved her people. Well. . . half her people. . . The Black side.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:06am
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Looks good, but could use a booby upgrade.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:42am
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as always, she's gorgeous except for the bloated calves!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:03am
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I'd grab her by those big meatie cankles and pin her legs back like a "Tysons" chicken,right behind her ears,then processed to plow...yes im a disgusting pig and have now problem with that.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:14am
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Who is hitting that? Does she date white guys?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:07am
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The shoes aren't doing any favors: they make her cankles stand out even more. A wonderbra would've fixed the top. Rachel Ray tits aren't sexy.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:27am
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I BET SHE LOOK HORRIBLE NAKED.THAT SASS PROBALY HAS SO MUCH CHEESE AND DENTS,FACE LOOKS STRIKING, ID LIKE TO STRIKE IT UPSIDE MY BEEF WAND

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 5:10am
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Go fuck yourself weirdo.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 6:51am
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Yum...her face does like Adriana Lima's...

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:12am
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How did she keep her nipples from poking through that dress? I don't see a bra, just some thong line! I like that "Come fuck my booty" look in picture 10!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:47am
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This is the best she's looked in a while. Notice she's trying to hide the corset cinching in her middle. It's ok, though.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:53am
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Too bad she has the same opinions as Rev. Jeremiah Wright

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:14am
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She is pretty, but I hate those legs.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:57am
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She looks better here than I've ever seen her before, but I'm of the opinion that you have to be very thin to wear a dress like this.

Those shoes are ridiculous, but skinny straps would have not been a good balance for those meaty legs.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:30am
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it would be my duty to slam that booty...YAAAAW!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:03am
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Im sorry but I think she looks terrible in that dress. You can tell she got Spanx on or something else.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:56am
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I think Alicia has a pretty face, but her face is just so incompatible with that bod of hers. And those legs are terrible. Huge fucking trunks. Shitty ankles too. I bet they're right up loki's alley ;)

As for Adriana and Alicia looking alike. I think sometimes there's a slight resemblance.

Like here:
www.adrianalimafan.net/photos/2007-vsfsafterparty/vsfs_2007_afterparty_2...

*shrugs*

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:16pm
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she's got cankles.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:22pm
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Sorry pstroyer, but not all woman want to look like little boys.

Key's legs are how a woman's legs should look. Not those twigs you like that've been approved by the fashion fags.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:29pm
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Alicia has a really pretty face and she's super talented. I watched this episode of Letterman and thought that the dress was sexy but made her look kind of pear shaped and bottom heavy. I like houglass so much better.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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I still stand by my assertion that she looks like Ice T's wife Coco.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:21pm
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classy, elegant, a lady...she looks very pretty in the first pic on page 5 and also on page 11...but she has very weird boobs

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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and those legs...those freaking legs

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:45pm
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She's hot and I love her shoes

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:57pm
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HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know this..............MAN!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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"I watched this episode of Letterman and thought that the dress was sexy but made her look kind of pear shaped and bottom heavy. "

And what's wrong with that?

Oh wait...that's right. You're white.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:00pm
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Nothing is wrong with it I am just saying that I like hourglass better.
Yes, I am white. What does that have to do with anything? I like Alicia and I said that she has a very pretty face and is super talented. We usually agree, JohnnyMak.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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^ And before you label me as another skinny white girl, I have 36" hips and REAL boobs to match. That's why I like hourglass better. I can relate to it.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:02pm
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Oh that's the stuff.

She's clearly not that comfortable though.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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Will somebody please tell that heifer Aja, that she never said anything bad about White people, just the government, or do you think that Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, Bush and Bush II represent all White people?

The people she admired were against the oppressive policies of those people , not everyday American people. There was a White Panther Party, that had the MC5 and other White people, who had beliefs similar to the Black Panthers.

I'm sure she's happy to be successful, but I'm glad to see that she's not a sell out.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 12:16am
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Babys got back... and some front.... and a lil on both sides!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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Vastly over-rated. She looks like a sack of potatoes in that outfit.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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Page 5, pic 2: She's a four-toed-bitch! Creepy!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 6:46pm
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Chick has only four toes in every pic.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 9:04pm
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Alicia Keys is smokin' with the extra weight that she's put on; a curvaceous woman like this is still hot even when she isn't especially buxom up top.

I'm also definitely liking this particular hairstyle--her ethnic look with the braids wasn't unattractive, but this is very lovely and puts me in the mind of the beautiful and much-missed Aaliyah. If I could suggest one thing to Alicia, it would be to use less makeup!

Oh, and just so we're clear, I salute her choice of that grey dress. DAYUM! (But, next time, she should wear some spanx so she doesn't have those pantylines. Dang, the fact that I know about anything spanx tells me that I have too many female friends.)

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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#1 said it best.

Alicia is fucking hot, body is smoking and she has such a pretty face

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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Well, she actually is pretty, I even like the dress (the shoes, however, could be nicer), but her boobs look strange. Next time wear a a well padded push-up, Alicia!
;-)

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 5:46am
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