Alicia Keys Performance @ 02 Arena in London
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Alicia Keys plans retirement at 30Alicia Keys has stated her intention to retire at the age of 30, so she can spend time travelling the world.
"I am working hard now so I have the choice to retire when I want,” Keys said. "I would like to travel the world and stay in places instead of having to move on like I do now. I want to experience different cultures." Source












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Not only is she beautiful and talented, but she can also levitate. (Pic 5)
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If she were to retire at 30 and walk around the world, would her thighs get bigger or smaller ???
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Her thighs are not dramatically bigger than mine. So I would have to thank Alicia Keys for repping the big-thighed, small-waisted ladies.
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Personally I think I would get very bored retiring at 30 even if I had alot of money and travelled the world. I think most people would get bored although most will deny that.
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That's some good lovin' right dere.
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big ol juicy thighs are fine by me, and they dont have the jiggle of Beyonces thunder thighs lol. which are still not that bad.
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Omg, pic #5 she's flying. A flying bitch.
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I hate her shoes!
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On pic #5..she look's like a X-men...Storm!!..
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LMAO! she totally does
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Ms. Keys is THICK!!!!
She wasn't this thick when she just started out. She's been touring the world and performing all this time, thats hectic stuff.
Can u imagine how thick she's gonna be when she's retired and touring the world just for sights and food??
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i think she was real thick even way back then. i remember seeing her perform on CD:UK back in 03 and being totally surprised at how thick her thighs and ass was. I've liked her even more since that day. before then i just thought she was slim and petite.
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Now those jeans have to be the stretch type one's otherwise they would rip as tight as she has them on, but on a good note, love that body of hers. Would do very unimaginable things to that
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SHE IS HOT.
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She could retire now if I could fulfill my fantasy and wipe that smirk off her face with a shovel.
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Im so sick of her and that damn piano.
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LOL Guess I can scratch that serenade I had planned for you when you visit the Chi.
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Well if it is coming from you G then it is okay!! :)
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great artist. she's helped millions of boys and girls make it through one of those nights. no i'm not talking about that. i'm talking about when the relationship gets a lil rocky. like when she said, "Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for?" and you're like, "damn. have i been everything Cassie's been look for?" then you realize you haven't been everything Cassie needs. then you let go of your pride and you decide you gotta step up before Cassie walks out.
haha. i got a lil off topic. physically not my cup o tea but she is def. good for the soul. great artist.
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Great talent, great story. I hope she enjoys her retirement. Way to go Alicia! She can let her booty get as big as she wants., who cares...She's rich, beyotch! Honk, honk.
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We need to see her fat "size 2" ass in a bikini shot!
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Not spectacular but I would hit it like a madman and enjoy every minute of it.
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The funny thing will be when she travels and speaks to people their English will be better then hers, she'll start saying know I mean, know I'm saying, yo yo yo, i's be that chick, she might want to take a moolie to English translator with her.
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damn Alicia is fucking great. her ass and thighs are just scrumptious!!!!!
Page 3. OWWWWW
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A lil chunka below the belt but do-able.
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