Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Birth To A Girl. Hotness Recovery Begins.


Here's what she told People Magazine:
"To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.," Ambrosio says in a statement. "She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect." [People Magazine]


Believe it or not, but Ale plans to be back in biz by November---yes, right in time for Victoria's Secret's Annual Lingerie Fashion Show. Can't wait!

Anyway, many congrats go out to our favorite super model!

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i rather fuck cristina aguilara

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:36pm
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Go fuck yourself, very horny guy. She's way much better than that Christina Aguilera. She just have a bad angle day. So shut up and go fuck yourself.

Saturday, August 30th, 2008 @ 9:01am
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She looks like a man here. Look at that long face and square jaw and super low man eyebrows. ew

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:36pm
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these photos add substance to the critics, she is shocking resembling a man, or even worse, a tranny, mainly, as you said, due to her jaw

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 10:20pm
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DAmn that dude!

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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Pretty genes need to be passed on, so she needs to have another baby.

This time, with me.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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That pussy is hereby officially ruined forever.

"Hangs loose like wizard sleeve."

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:45pm
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need to squirt milk:)

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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Victoria's Secret (the actual secret) is that the poon will resemble Johnny Bench's mitt for 3 months.

This is a total disaster.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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aww poor thing she looks tired in those pics....

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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Fair play and congratz to the birth Alessa you are and alwasy will be hot

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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no thank you. eww

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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Such a shame!

R.I.P Alessandra Ambrosio hotness April 11,1981-August 24,2008

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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Nice job on manning up and telling all of these bastards that used to worship her the truth.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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the 1st moment i saw the 1st pic i was socked! i was like - what the fuck happend to her?! but my second thoughts are that she needs some time to recover like every other woman after pregrancy

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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I hope her baby is pretty and healthy! :-))

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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her eyebrows are low but there is nothing wrong with her face and jaw. wtf?

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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You guys truly are bastards, she just had a baby for fucks sake.. of course she wont look all hot..

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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She shouldn't have taken pictures at this state.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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ugh......

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 6:28pm
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lol guys!!! u guys are fucking retarded! and yes, she is recovering with her hotness an yes, she will get hot by november 2008 in the fall, so please, don't fuck with bodyguards!

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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Let's go on with the new babes!

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 6:38pm
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I always thought she was a manface but to be fair these probably aren't the most flattering pictures either.

I hope her mouth returns to normal. It has looked so "swollen" lately, maybe a result of the preggers?

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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I can't wait to see Alessandra Ambrosio in the next VS show.
She is my favorite supermodel too.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 7:44pm
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why does she do that fucking thing with her mouth? i cant stand it!!! is she trying to look like a cat? page 4 is a close up of her face, and that mouth is annoying the shit out of me...having said that, she will be just fine and back to her old self...she is naturally thin so no worries.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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Some women look good pregnant. She is not one of them. But, I think she was ugly before pregnancy.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 9:02pm
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Adrianna has been stealing all the pages here for some time; will be so nice to see AA back soon in top shape.

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 9:31pm
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Wow. She is officially coming off my list if she looks this bad without makeup. Shit!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 12:20am
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she's so pretty.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 1:13am
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well, i don't think she'll be taking the "hottest new MILF" title away from Halle Berry or Jessica Alba anytime soon..

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 2:32am
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i think she is the most beautiful VS model, and looks great as a mother to be..no make up at all and she is still stunning.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 3:27am
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it's a shame that she'll never be as hot as she once was...

once you blow that gasket... it's never the same...

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 3:45am
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Her legs are way to short for a supermodel. Therefore - nothing special...

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 8:40am
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meh..she's obut she does look like a tranny tho

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 8:47am
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Find a good camera, turn the flash on, put the camera right in front of your face and take a picture.. and see if can compare that to this.

I'm not even a big fan of this chick... but I doubt any of you look half as good as she does here.. on a close-up shot.. with no makeup.. or photoshop.. and you all know what pregnancy does to your skin and everything..

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 11:47am
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Her lips are SEX

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 11:48am
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How can one have legs that hot while pregnant? But yeah, that smoker face is starting to set in.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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pregnancy has changed over the years.
before, it was all about excitement over the new, unborn baby,
now, it is an obsession to get back in shape afterwards,
and some women end up getting even thinner than they were pre/preg.
Case in point : Victoria Beckham.

Thursday, August 28th, 2008 @ 9:14am
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she always looks like shit

Thursday, August 28th, 2008 @ 1:48pm
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To all those bunch of idiots: Nobody is perfect. if someone's hot, there's always something that is not perfect on her/him. However Ale is just perfect to be a S U P E R M O D E L. Did u read it right?? with or without makeup.. she's got a good physiognomy. That's why shes been in most of the best magazine covers. A top model must be thin, tall, toned muscles, fine.
Nobody is expecting to see a model on a fashion show with thick legs or with junk in the trunk. A top model should be fine as Ale is. There's all kind of "hotties". But for sure most of the stupid comments come from all those who like JLo with a huge gross ass full of cellulite and ugly face. For me Alesandra is the best supermodel and one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. Im a kinda girl who always finds some imperfections on people, but never found them on Alessandra Ambrossio.

Saturday, August 30th, 2008 @ 2:42am
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Comment for pic#4: I ask myself who on earth (let's say Hollywood) would dare to take a front head picture like this w/o makeup? Only Alessandra Ambrossio can do it. Im from South America too, not precisely from Brazil and I've seen many beautiful brazilian girls but no one like Ale.
My respects to that gorgeous face.

Saturday, August 30th, 2008 @ 2:51am
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she looks the same, only with out make up.. i think it wont take a lot for her to be back in shape

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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ugly as usual. woman you should ask to retire and earn money with somethin else. it is over!

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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