Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Are Having Croatian Yacht Sex!
Friday, August 15th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

That bastard!!
Then again, I would do exactly the same thing if I was vacationing in Croatia---or anywhere else in the world, for that matter. Son of a bitchwhorebag!!

























lucky ass big nosed bastard
tyler lucasReply to this Comment
stfu loser
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
whats wrong with saying hes lucky and hes got a big nose? its nothing but the truth homo.
tyler lucasReply to this Comment
maybe cuz he also has a big nose himself?
d55Reply to this Comment
most likely
tyler lucasReply to this Comment
actually, u r homo, so stfu retarded person
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
oh my god that's such a genius comeback! how'd u think of it?
tyler lucasReply to this Comment
They both look great. Marko looks like David Duchovny, doesn't he?
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he looks nothing like David Duchovny, WTF. David Duchovny is very attractive and handsome, Marko is just awkward and retarded looking and borderline ugly.
JohnnyMakReply to this Comment
oh well, at least he looks less like super mario now that he's shaved his moustache
tyler lucasReply to this Comment
ha,he's got his shades on.
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Adriana's poon smells like bad crab.
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But you could actually believe she is in love with him...
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Stupid looking watch. It must be more expensive than my car, though.
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probably he got it from rolex grand-am racing
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
I've seen lots of people here who know everything about Adriana Lima, but never have i seen one who knew so much about Marko Jaric until now. Basically, there is hundreds of adriana lima obssesed people here and one marko jaric obssesed homo here which is you. Oh, and if you're going to reply please don't include the words retard, and stfu, they're getting kind of cliché.
tyler lucasReply to this Comment
she's a hot chick, but those shades don't work very well for her.
Bugs on the WindshieldReply to this Comment
he's the luckiest assed eyed bastard alive. GOD DAMN SHES FINE!
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Wheres the B.R.S.C (Bastardly Rough sex Cam) for pg.10? Look at the bruise on her leg! Ummmmm I wonder how she got that....
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wow, this is driving me nuts as hell... shes damn hot an so fine!!!
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nothing to see here
mwillReply to this Comment
Is it just me, or does it look like this ugly bastard has some sort of skin infection? And Lima doesn't look so hot in these pics....I wouldn't use the word "ugly" or "beat"....but there's just something off-putting about her...I'de still fuck her without a rubber though, you can mark my words on that.
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her hair is unbrushed and in a pony tail
d55she looks homeless in those baggy clothes
she is wearing shades that cover her gorgeous eyes
she is just looking very casual...thats why she doesnt look as hot here...any chick will look hotter in tighter clothes (except for the fatties) with some cleavage showing, in heels, with her hair down, etc etc
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Could she be any hotter?
DougReply to this Comment
i don't think it's humanly possible. she'd probably form a black hole that would would suck all males within it's abbyss, if she was.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
I actually am feeling more than a little detest for marko when i see images like these. she's just so HOT!!! any man lucky enough to score her is needs a little hate thrown their way. it evens out the balance of the universe... or some shit...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
i'm not lucky, i'm cool
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this must be killing everybody.. Adriana is gorgeous, PERRFECT
sandraReply to this Comment
dam rich bastards,,,we don't stand a chance do we.
dorkus2Reply to this Comment
this is what i was talking about when i said her legs look very nice and not shapeless at all when she is barefeet...look at those legs...seeing her without heels and in crappy clothes and still looking this hot makes me realize that's why she is adriana lima and we're not...there are models who are as big or bigger but they dont look anywhere this hot
and i am sure her male fans are jealous of marko seeing how she is all over him and is all affectionate...she is like rubbing salt in their wounds haha
d55Reply to this Comment
and i love her posture...it is like she swallowed a ruler..i wish i had her posture haha but i am working on it even though it is a little too late
d55Reply to this Comment
IM NOT AN ADRIANA LIMA FAN AND I DO THINK SHE IS OVERRATED AND I SOMETIMES SAY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT BUT FUCK..... I HAVE TO SAY THIS:
DON'T SAY SHE IS AVERAGE LOOKING. ANYONE WOULD LOOK AVERAGE WITH THEIR HAIR UP AND MESSY, WITH BIG SUNGLASSES COVERING THEIR PRETTY EYES AND PART OF THEIR FACE, DRESSED CASUALLY, NOT WEARING ANY MAKEUP, AND BEING STALKED BY PAPPARAZZI NOT EVEN READY FOR THE PHOTO.
JohnnyMakReply to this Comment
These's are so painful to look at. I'd be content not marrying her, I just want a legitimate shot at her. I don't think I could be her friend while she's spoken for because I'd just be waaaaay to horny 24/7 and Marko would always see me undressing his misses with my eyes. Lucky I think I could take him.
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Adriana is a very beautiful, hot woman but she's looking a little frumpy in these pictures. She'd obviously look much better if she was dressed in a more elegant way (no, women don't need to wear "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing" to look hot. Do I need to mention some of the more recent Miranda Kerr pictures, where she looks stunning dressed like a lady?) but she's a pretty woman nonetheless.
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there is a difference between looking pretty and hot...hot means sexy, sensual...and yes, a tight dress with some cleavage showing takes you from pretty (what adriana looks like here in casual clothes) to hot instantly.
d55Reply to this Comment
but i still think she looks hot here more than pretty as she still has that sexy thing going on unlike miranda kerr
d55Reply to this Comment
and i said any chick will look HOTTER, not hot in "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing"
d55Reply to this Comment
I didn't mean to say women won't look hot or hotter in "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing". What I meant is that a woman doesn't need to dress that way to look hot (or hotter). Women can dress in a far more classy way and look just as hot.
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LOL d55 get a life you nutjob!! everytime I am on a lima thread you are throwing psycho nonsense...I am sick of reading your disturbed posts that show how big of a loser you are. you probably sit all day and analyze all the girls here.
that said, lima looks ok here but I have seen hotter.
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bahahahahahahaha...did i just hear the cryings of an ugly girl who hates herself?
bitch, focus your energy on someone else...if you are so annoyed by me, i must have hit a nerve...having said that, you're either biteme or beth...either way, you're one ugly bitch :D
d55Reply to this Comment
LMAO you make me laugh how you think everyone that can't stand you or finds you ugly is a woman. man you really must be even more insecure than all my exes combined. its ok inner beauty is more important.....NOT
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you guys can all go to hell
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The real Marko is too busy screwing the hottest chick in the universe to care what we think.
My gut thinks this is the apex of the relationship and it will all go downhill from here. Then again it could be wishful thinking. And then again I'd hate to see Adriana's heart ever get broken...
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Body looks hot, face looks retarded.
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Good luck to them.
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coming from a person called ugly model.
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Wow, she looks great here au natural. And I think Marko looks better than usual too :)
Here's two more recent ones from the airport in Miami (bad quality):
www.casperchristophersen.com/candid01.jpg
www.casperchristophersen.com/candid02.jpg
pstroyerReply to this Comment
^^ by "more recent ones" I meant "more pictures that are recent", not "pictures that are more recent", if that makes sense ;)
pstroyerReply to this Comment
even in bad light, in the morning, her hair messed up, no make-up, she still looks better than 99% of the rest of the female population and she KNOWS IT.
dorkus2Reply to this Comment
and even the short little booby blonde with her is hot, pstroyer.
dorkus2Reply to this Comment
this just started my day!!!!
she's gorgeous he's fug!!
he's a lucky bastard though!!!!!
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pstroyer those candid are ridiculously hot. Arrrr how can I now be satisfied with the rest of the women population?
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personally i don't think adriana has ever looked better but then again i like my women casual, natural, and homely.
seriously either i control the universe or the force is strong within me (jedi mind tricks). earlier in the lima flashback i said marko was a selfish bastard and we never see lima anymore and POOF all of a sudden a lima post. you tell me which is it Sir Percy controls the universe or Sir Percy is a jedi knight?!?!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
Wow we have so many jealous here, wtf. Shut the fuck up your assholes!
Adriana is looking great here, very normal clothes, no makeup, just adorable, normal person! And marko, WOW, he have a very nice body huh! lovely! not a big fan of his eyes, he could wear glasses forever.
But nice couple, Im happy for them. I hope they can travel a lot and have MUCH fun together, they deserve it.
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this doesn't belong here but
WHERE HAVE ALL THE BLOTDs GONE?!?!?! SERIOUSLY ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
They were all scared away by JohnnyMak's penis.
adminReply to this Comment
Marko looks better. Adriana must've gotten him to groom. I guess love does really improve your appearance.
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Q: How is Coors beer like sex on a yacht?
A: In either case, f---ing close to water !!!!
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2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.
That big nosed guy looks like a pollock.
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Jarik is Serbian for 'penis the size of a yacht'...otherwise why would a piece of ass like Adriana give this fugly bastard the time of day....
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^^^lmao!
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both fugly. overrated.
they belong together.
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wow, another retarded person, and needs to shut the fuck up
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
wow, another retarded person, and needs to shut the fuck up
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
Short guys are unattractive,so are skinny guys or guys with a pot belly, guys who live with their parents are obv screw-ups of some sorts,guys who are stupid and poor too.
Robert Pattinson is the hottest guy out there, tall (6ft 2), brown/chestnut perfectly tousled hair, beautiful smouldering blue eyes, strong chin, high razor sharp cheekbones, sexy accent. Look him up! he is going to be a big star very very very soon! He is the male equilavant of Adriana Lima.
I don't think Adriana Lima would look at any guy who spends more time on the internet, drooling over hot unobtainable women when they could be living a real life, meeting new people, doing something useful, making money...
This site sucks, why not adding some posts with some hot guys to keep the female readers happy? (Robert Pattinson, that swimmer whose won a crazy amount of medals swimming and has the most perfect body )
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"Short guys are unattractive,so are skinny guys or guys with a pot belly, guys who live with their parents are obv screw-ups of some sorts,guys who are stupid and poor too."
with the exception of stupid, what are you talking about?
I'd date a short skinny guy with a pot belly who was poor and live with his parents If I got along with him great. Looks and money are not important.
concubineReply to this Comment
a guy can't help it if he is short...i agree people have preferences but saying short men are unattractive is a huge low blow to some men out there...at the end of the day, it is personality and heart that really counts, and if you guys feel like this man doesnt deserve Adriana Lima because of his looks, well, you sound like an extremely shallow person...she said with her own mouth that he makes her very very happy on so many occasions.
and that Robert Pattinson dude looks like a zombie and is not attractive, by the way) If we're gonna talk hot guys, here is one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wF5sKn0Ig
i gotta represent turkish beauties haha
d55Reply to this Comment
LMAO @ damla calling someone shallow and saying someone can't help if they are short or ugly....LMAO!!!!!
you are the most shallow person and call everyone ugly. you LOVE being able to call someone ugly and pick apart every single imperfection even if they never called you ugly or did anything to you............. and here you are pretending to be the saint.
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i dont go and start calling people ugly out of nowhere...i call you and the ones who attack me ugly because sadly, you're all ugly...that is called retaliating, not being shallow...and as far as other people (the celebs) are concerned, look at the name of the website...the bastardly...plus, i think you're laughing a little too much over something that was not even funny...did you have a mirror in front of you while typing this all......ugly? and why are you addressing me with my name when i dont even know shit about you? you are not my friend or anything so speak as much as you reveal about yourself and your own value, which is a big nothing and a nobody
d55Reply to this Comment
lolololol... you are the one and only that writes LOL and LMAO after every sentence, you moron.
people that keep laughing about everything to pretend they are smart is called CLOW.
right, clown?
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LETS HEAR WHAT THANOS HAS TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

balls of doomReply to this Comment
...if you are gonna steal Loki's posting capture techniques, at least not do it to insult my (imaginary) woman >:(
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardCURSE YOU DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She is looking damn sexy in the 2nd picture.
L.e.t.í.c.i.aReply to this Comment
say whatever negative things you want, she is not your average girl, everyone should agree with that.
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
hm, i think hes kinda hot here. at least his body is :-) i luv em tall and toned.
lorinReply to this Comment
woof woof
só as cachorras...as preparadas!!!
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DARE I SAY SHE LOOK BUSTED HERE WITH THESE SUNGLASSES ON ? ALL I CAN SEE IS THOSE CROOKED TEETH AND THEY DONT DO MUCH FOR HER.
ALSO DOUBLE DARE I SAY MARIO JARIC SUCKED ALL THE HOTNESS OUT OF HER, SINCE THE ENGAGEMENT SHE BEEN LOOKIN MAD HOMELY AND I DONT DIG HOMELY.
TRIPLE DOG DARE I SAY I'VE NEVER DUG HER BODY IT ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF A 10 YR OLD AND I DONT THINK 10 YR OLDS ARE SEXY.
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Can someone email me a picture of Jaric's cock so I can make sense of this relationship.
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ahahahaha @ post 76
oww shit, this happy pics brings tears to my eyes!!!!!
i hate yo marcko!!!! i hate u with all my hate!! *cried*
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her legs are very slim - i dont like them - especialy in pic7
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pic11 even worse!!! so fucking slim legs!!!
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ASK ME SLUT KNOSW BETTER BIG NOSE MEANS BIG PAPASITO.....BANANA IS TOO BIG YUCK ADRIANAN IS SO NORMAL YUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT IS ALL FUCKIN' FUSS IS ABOUT ADRIMA IS SO UGHLY WITHOUT VICTORIA SECRET'S FUSSS
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Wow another bitching session. Getting kinda old. Lima looks good, I prefer her without shades though.
SierraReply to this Comment
I would have killed to have been on that bot with her.
SharonReply to this Comment
I FUCKING HATE ADRIANA. I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING WHORE. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING CUNT. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING BITCH. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING SLUT.
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Ask Your Mom and siste they know how big it is
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