Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Are Having Croatian Yacht Sex!


That bastard!!

Then again, I would do exactly the same thing if I was vacationing in Croatia---or anywhere else in the world, for that matter. Son of a bitchwhorebag!!

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lucky ass big nosed bastard

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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whats wrong with saying hes lucky and hes got a big nose? its nothing but the truth homo.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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maybe cuz he also has a big nose himself?

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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most likely

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 5:42am
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actually, u r homo, so stfu retarded person

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:34am
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oh my god that's such a genius comeback! how'd u think of it?

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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They both look great. Marko looks like David Duchovny, doesn't he?

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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he looks nothing like David Duchovny, WTF. David Duchovny is very attractive and handsome, Marko is just awkward and retarded looking and borderline ugly.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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oh well, at least he looks less like super mario now that he's shaved his moustache

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 6:27pm
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ha,he's got his shades on.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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Adriana's poon smells like bad crab.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 6:46pm
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But you could actually believe she is in love with him...

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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Stupid looking watch. It must be more expensive than my car, though.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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probably he got it from rolex grand-am racing

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:36am
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I've seen lots of people here who know everything about Adriana Lima, but never have i seen one who knew so much about Marko Jaric until now. Basically, there is hundreds of adriana lima obssesed people here and one marko jaric obssesed homo here which is you. Oh, and if you're going to reply please don't include the words retard, and stfu, they're getting kind of cliché.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 6:58pm
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she's a hot chick, but those shades don't work very well for her.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:17pm
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he's the luckiest assed eyed bastard alive. GOD DAMN SHES FINE!

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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Wheres the B.R.S.C (Bastardly Rough sex Cam) for pg.10? Look at the bruise on her leg! Ummmmm I wonder how she got that....

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:21pm
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wow, this is driving me nuts as hell... shes damn hot an so fine!!!

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:26pm
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nothing to see here

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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Is it just me, or does it look like this ugly bastard has some sort of skin infection? And Lima doesn't look so hot in these pics....I wouldn't use the word "ugly" or "beat"....but there's just something off-putting about her...I'de still fuck her without a rubber though, you can mark my words on that.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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her hair is unbrushed and in a pony tail
she looks homeless in those baggy clothes
she is wearing shades that cover her gorgeous eyes
she is just looking very casual...thats why she doesnt look as hot here...any chick will look hotter in tighter clothes (except for the fatties) with some cleavage showing, in heels, with her hair down, etc etc

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 10:36pm
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Could she be any hotter?

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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i don't think it's humanly possible. she'd probably form a black hole that would would suck all males within it's abbyss, if she was.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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I actually am feeling more than a little detest for marko when i see images like these. she's just so HOT!!! any man lucky enough to score her is needs a little hate thrown their way. it evens out the balance of the universe... or some shit...

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 8:09pm
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i'm not lucky, i'm cool

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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this must be killing everybody.. Adriana is gorgeous, PERRFECT

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 9:06pm
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dam rich bastards,,,we don't stand a chance do we.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 10:10pm
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this is what i was talking about when i said her legs look very nice and not shapeless at all when she is barefeet...look at those legs...seeing her without heels and in crappy clothes and still looking this hot makes me realize that's why she is adriana lima and we're not...there are models who are as big or bigger but they dont look anywhere this hot

and i am sure her male fans are jealous of marko seeing how she is all over him and is all affectionate...she is like rubbing salt in their wounds haha

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 10:33pm
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and i love her posture...it is like she swallowed a ruler..i wish i had her posture haha but i am working on it even though it is a little too late

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 10:40pm
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IM NOT AN ADRIANA LIMA FAN AND I DO THINK SHE IS OVERRATED AND I SOMETIMES SAY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT BUT FUCK..... I HAVE TO SAY THIS:

DON'T SAY SHE IS AVERAGE LOOKING. ANYONE WOULD LOOK AVERAGE WITH THEIR HAIR UP AND MESSY, WITH BIG SUNGLASSES COVERING THEIR PRETTY EYES AND PART OF THEIR FACE, DRESSED CASUALLY, NOT WEARING ANY MAKEUP, AND BEING STALKED BY PAPPARAZZI NOT EVEN READY FOR THE PHOTO.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 10:48pm
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These's are so painful to look at. I'd be content not marrying her, I just want a legitimate shot at her. I don't think I could be her friend while she's spoken for because I'd just be waaaaay to horny 24/7 and Marko would always see me undressing his misses with my eyes. Lucky I think I could take him.

Friday, August 15th, 2008 @ 11:36pm
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Adriana is a very beautiful, hot woman but she's looking a little frumpy in these pictures. She'd obviously look much better if she was dressed in a more elegant way (no, women don't need to wear "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing" to look hot. Do I need to mention some of the more recent Miranda Kerr pictures, where she looks stunning dressed like a lady?) but she's a pretty woman nonetheless.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 1:10am
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there is a difference between looking pretty and hot...hot means sexy, sensual...and yes, a tight dress with some cleavage showing takes you from pretty (what adriana looks like here in casual clothes) to hot instantly.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 1:05pm
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but i still think she looks hot here more than pretty as she still has that sexy thing going on unlike miranda kerr

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 1:19pm
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and i said any chick will look HOTTER, not hot in "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing"

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 1:08pm
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I didn't mean to say women won't look hot or hotter in "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing". What I meant is that a woman doesn't need to dress that way to look hot (or hotter). Women can dress in a far more classy way and look just as hot.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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LOL d55 get a life you nutjob!! everytime I am on a lima thread you are throwing psycho nonsense...I am sick of reading your disturbed posts that show how big of a loser you are. you probably sit all day and analyze all the girls here.

that said, lima looks ok here but I have seen hotter.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 7:56pm
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bahahahahahahaha...did i just hear the cryings of an ugly girl who hates herself?

bitch, focus your energy on someone else...if you are so annoyed by me, i must have hit a nerve...having said that, you're either biteme or beth...either way, you're one ugly bitch :D

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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LMAO you make me laugh how you think everyone that can't stand you or finds you ugly is a woman. man you really must be even more insecure than all my exes combined. its ok inner beauty is more important.....NOT

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 8:30am
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you guys can all go to hell

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 1:17am
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The real Marko is too busy screwing the hottest chick in the universe to care what we think.

My gut thinks this is the apex of the relationship and it will all go downhill from here. Then again it could be wishful thinking. And then again I'd hate to see Adriana's heart ever get broken...

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 1:46am
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Body looks hot, face looks retarded.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 2:11am
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Good luck to them.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 5:54am
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coming from a person called ugly model.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 6:05am
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Wow, she looks great here au natural. And I think Marko looks better than usual too :)

Here's two more recent ones from the airport in Miami (bad quality):

www.casperchristophersen.com/candid01.jpg

www.casperchristophersen.com/candid02.jpg

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 6:37am
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^^ by "more recent ones" I meant "more pictures that are recent", not "pictures that are more recent", if that makes sense ;)

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 6:46am
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even in bad light, in the morning, her hair messed up, no make-up, she still looks better than 99% of the rest of the female population and she KNOWS IT.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 7:36am
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and even the short little booby blonde with her is hot, pstroyer.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 7:38am
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this just started my day!!!!

she's gorgeous he's fug!!

he's a lucky bastard though!!!!!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 8:33am
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pstroyer those candid are ridiculously hot. Arrrr how can I now be satisfied with the rest of the women population?

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 8:35am
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personally i don't think adriana has ever looked better but then again i like my women casual, natural, and homely.

seriously either i control the universe or the force is strong within me (jedi mind tricks). earlier in the lima flashback i said marko was a selfish bastard and we never see lima anymore and POOF all of a sudden a lima post. you tell me which is it Sir Percy controls the universe or Sir Percy is a jedi knight?!?!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 9:45am
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Wow we have so many jealous here, wtf. Shut the fuck up your assholes!

Adriana is looking great here, very normal clothes, no makeup, just adorable, normal person! And marko, WOW, he have a very nice body huh! lovely! not a big fan of his eyes, he could wear glasses forever.

But nice couple, Im happy for them. I hope they can travel a lot and have MUCH fun together, they deserve it.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 10:20am
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this doesn't belong here but

WHERE HAVE ALL THE BLOTDs GONE?!?!?! SERIOUSLY ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 10:56am
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They were all scared away by JohnnyMak's penis.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 3:42am
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Marko looks better. Adriana must've gotten him to groom. I guess love does really improve your appearance.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 11:32am
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Q: How is Coors beer like sex on a yacht?

A: In either case, f---ing close to water !!!!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 11:50am
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2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

That big nosed guy looks like a pollock.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 12:42pm
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Jarik is Serbian for 'penis the size of a yacht'...otherwise why would a piece of ass like Adriana give this fugly bastard the time of day....

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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^^^lmao!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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both fugly. overrated.
they belong together.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:06am
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wow, another retarded person, and needs to shut the fuck up

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:38am
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wow, another retarded person, and needs to shut the fuck up

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:38am
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Short guys are unattractive,so are skinny guys or guys with a pot belly, guys who live with their parents are obv screw-ups of some sorts,guys who are stupid and poor too.

Robert Pattinson is the hottest guy out there, tall (6ft 2), brown/chestnut perfectly tousled hair, beautiful smouldering blue eyes, strong chin, high razor sharp cheekbones, sexy accent. Look him up! he is going to be a big star very very very soon! He is the male equilavant of Adriana Lima.

I don't think Adriana Lima would look at any guy who spends more time on the internet, drooling over hot unobtainable women when they could be living a real life, meeting new people, doing something useful, making money...
This site sucks, why not adding some posts with some hot guys to keep the female readers happy? (Robert Pattinson, that swimmer whose won a crazy amount of medals swimming and has the most perfect body )

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 4:20am
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"Short guys are unattractive,so are skinny guys or guys with a pot belly, guys who live with their parents are obv screw-ups of some sorts,guys who are stupid and poor too."

with the exception of stupid, what are you talking about?

I'd date a short skinny guy with a pot belly who was poor and live with his parents If I got along with him great. Looks and money are not important.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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a guy can't help it if he is short...i agree people have preferences but saying short men are unattractive is a huge low blow to some men out there...at the end of the day, it is personality and heart that really counts, and if you guys feel like this man doesnt deserve Adriana Lima because of his looks, well, you sound like an extremely shallow person...she said with her own mouth that he makes her very very happy on so many occasions.

and that Robert Pattinson dude looks like a zombie and is not attractive, by the way) If we're gonna talk hot guys, here is one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wF5sKn0Ig

i gotta represent turkish beauties haha

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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LMAO @ damla calling someone shallow and saying someone can't help if they are short or ugly....LMAO!!!!!
you are the most shallow person and call everyone ugly. you LOVE being able to call someone ugly and pick apart every single imperfection even if they never called you ugly or did anything to you............. and here you are pretending to be the saint.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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i dont go and start calling people ugly out of nowhere...i call you and the ones who attack me ugly because sadly, you're all ugly...that is called retaliating, not being shallow...and as far as other people (the celebs) are concerned, look at the name of the website...the bastardly...plus, i think you're laughing a little too much over something that was not even funny...did you have a mirror in front of you while typing this all......ugly? and why are you addressing me with my name when i dont even know shit about you? you are not my friend or anything so speak as much as you reveal about yourself and your own value, which is a big nothing and a nobody

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 9:16pm
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lolololol... you are the one and only that writes LOL and LMAO after every sentence, you moron.
people that keep laughing about everything to pretend they are smart is called CLOW.
right, clown?

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:11am
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LETS HEAR WHAT THANOS HAS TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 5:29am
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...if you are gonna steal Loki's posting capture techniques, at least not do it to insult my (imaginary) woman >:(
CURSE YOU DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 12:19pm
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She is looking damn sexy in the 2nd picture.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 9:24am
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say whatever negative things you want, she is not your average girl, everyone should agree with that.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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hm, i think hes kinda hot here. at least his body is :-) i luv em tall and toned.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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woof woof
só as cachorras...as preparadas!!!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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DARE I SAY SHE LOOK BUSTED HERE WITH THESE SUNGLASSES ON ? ALL I CAN SEE IS THOSE CROOKED TEETH AND THEY DONT DO MUCH FOR HER.
ALSO DOUBLE DARE I SAY MARIO JARIC SUCKED ALL THE HOTNESS OUT OF HER, SINCE THE ENGAGEMENT SHE BEEN LOOKIN MAD HOMELY AND I DONT DIG HOMELY.
TRIPLE DOG DARE I SAY I'VE NEVER DUG HER BODY IT ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF A 10 YR OLD AND I DONT THINK 10 YR OLDS ARE SEXY.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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Can someone email me a picture of Jaric's cock so I can make sense of this relationship.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 12:49am
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ahahahaha @ post 76

oww shit, this happy pics brings tears to my eyes!!!!!

i hate yo marcko!!!! i hate u with all my hate!! *cried*

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 5:08am
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her legs are very slim - i dont like them - especialy in pic7

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 8:00am
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pic11 even worse!!! so fucking slim legs!!!

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 8:06am
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ASK ME SLUT KNOSW BETTER BIG NOSE MEANS BIG PAPASITO.....BANANA IS TOO BIG YUCK ADRIANAN IS SO NORMAL YUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT IS ALL FUCKIN' FUSS IS ABOUT ADRIMA IS SO UGHLY WITHOUT VICTORIA SECRET'S FUSSS

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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Wow another bitching session. Getting kinda old. Lima looks good, I prefer her without shades though.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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I would have killed to have been on that bot with her.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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I FUCKING HATE ADRIANA. I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING WHORE. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING CUNT. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING BITCH. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING SLUT.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 1:44am
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Ask Your Mom and siste they know how big it is

Monday, November 17th, 2008 @ 3:25am
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