Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Seriously, DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!!! It pained me putting this post together and looking at all these photos of Marko and Adriana all happy and shit. DAMN YOU!!!! Okay, now you all will feel the same pain. BTW, his 2008 salary is $6,500,000.Update: 6 adds from pstroyer
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Her legs are way too skinny, They don't even match the rest of her body. they're pretty shapeless too.
Karina Smirnoff has the hottest legs ever.
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Adriana does have very nice legs, but I agree Karina does have the best legs ever. I'll stand by that statement for at least the next 24 hours or until I find a woman with hotter legs.
I also think Megan Fox is hotter than Adriana.
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I also here Karina blows vodka out of her nose.
When the jokes get this bad...it time to call it a night.
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Here's to the haters saying Adriana doesn't have a nice smile. I'd pick this natural and gorgeous smile over 99% of those fake-ass holywood smiles but hey, that's just me.
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Megan is just younger. I don't think Megan is that great for her age. And she doesn't exactly have a supermodel body. I think prime Adriana was way hotter, but I also think these new pictures prove that Adriana is not aging badly. Sure, her face and arms got a little puffier but I still think she looks fantastic here.
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It has nothing to do with age, but I just think Megan is hotter. Megan's body looks insanely hot with the added weight she put on recently, which makes her a little curvier than Adriana. Megan has nicer legs too and when it comes to woman legs are #1 in my book. I'm also a huge Adriana fan and I think she is in her prime right now. Tomorrow morning I may feel differently and say Adriana is hotter, but after seeing Megan's posts this week I'm saying Megan is hotter.
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I agree legs are important. It's commonly known that Adriana hates exercising, and I think she exercises mostly right before the big fashion shows. I mean, you can't really fault Adriana's legs for how they looked at last year's fashion show
www.casperchristophersen.com/leg2007.jpg
And her legs are long by default. Megan might be an exercise-lover but she can't exercise her legs longer ;)
Megan is still very hot, I just think she sometimes has a cheap edge, like a trashy version of Angelina Jolie (in her prime).
What Megan posts are we talking about btw.?
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I still think her legs are skinny and shapeless. they are so skinny they don't even match the rest of her body which is not so skinny. and her upper knee/lower thigh region is so narrow it looks like it's going to snap.
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Are you talking about the picture I just posted from 2007? That's great legs to me. Strong, shapely thighs and small angles (hate trunk angles), even a bit of calves.
I agree her legs look skinnier than usual in these new pictures, but not skinnier than most supermodels. Maybe you like the 2006 version better (the one I posted further down the thread).
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pstroyer,
the reason why Lima's legs look thinner than usual here is because of the shoes...i am a girl (addicted to shoes and hardly find a pair that looks good and also makes my legs look the way they actually are) and i cannot tell you how big of a difference shoes make in the way your legs look...i just returned a pair (the shoes were hot) because they made my legs look like an upside down coke bottle...pumps usually make your legs look very hot..unless they are hidden platform pumps...those make your ankles look bigger than they normally are and also make your feet look smaller...lima's shoes here are the type that minimizes your ankle and feet size(the color black has a lot to do with it but that's in addition to the shoe's style)
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and if you have thin legs already like Lima, you have to be extra careful with your choice of shoe if you dont want your legs to look extra thin (what high heels usually do to legs - create a slimming effect)
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i wouldn't say adriana had the best legs, but they are smooth and sexy. they ain't skin and bone level.
plus she has the cutest face in EVER!!! so she can get away with it. who wouldn't like those wrapped around them? plus she has a tattooed ankle... OW!
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Lima's ass (especially her ass) and legs look hot hot hot in that pic...i think megan has a hot, fuck me face (i hate her attitude though) but i hate her body...extremely ugly, saggy, pancake tits, no ass (i cannot emphasize this enough), short, thick, stumpy legs, a thick waist, huge hips, short over all...i know she can't do anything about her height and yes, she can be very hot in her own way but comparing her to a supermodel (especially known for their bodies) when she has no ass and nasty tits is just crazy...fox's nonexistent ass and nasty tits are the things that turn me off the most (physically) about her
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What are you talking about? Have you seen Megan's topless pictures? she has AMAZING tits. I give you the no ass comment and her legs are amazing too..there is nothing stumpy about them
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yea, i saw her topless (she is told to be wearing niplets and stuff)...the pix i am talking about are the ones from the movie set where she is in a lake...everybody said that she was wearing lifting tape there because her natural boobs are nothing like that...go to her archieves and see how her tits are super nasty and dog-like...i know they are still like that but she is doing something to them...she also has no ass whatsoever and stuffs it...i think she reads sites like these because that's when she started doing it all...
just a couple of examples:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/12/bastardly-sexual-relations-...
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/28/megan-fox-the-transformers-...
i dont know how those tits are AMAZING
ok, you don't think her legs are stumpy; i think they are...why are you aurguing with me? and you will see why i think her legs are stumpy if you refer to the pic i posted below which shows what i consider perfect legs.
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This is a really difficult arguement for me, because I think they are the two hottest women in the world right now, but I give the slight edge to Megan. She has the x-factor and I really can't explain it.
I don't think Megan is an exercise lover either and she also admits that she doesn't eat very well. When it comes to legs, I put more stock into shape than overall length, but length does help.
I do see the "cheap edge" you are talking about and I'm more into women that may be considered classy like Kate Beckinsale and Sophia Bush, but Megan just does it for me.
I was talking about these posts...
http://www.bastardly.com/2008-megan-fox-lookin-hot-fox-all-star-party-07...
http://www.bastardly.com/2008-megan-fox-endorses-fiji-water-unfortunatel...
This pic shows off Megan's legs very nicely....
http://www.bastardly.com/2008-megan-fox--2008-mtv-movie-awards--more-pic...
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I agree with you 100%
Both are insanely hot, and it's true that Megan doesn't have a super-model's body but that's what makes her even hotter IMO.
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yea well, each to his/her own. If you think they're about even now, that just tells me you would prefer Adriana when she was also in her early twenties.
As for Megan's legs. They only look like that because she exercises and I've seen Adriana's legs look like that as well (with smaller, more feminine ankles and more length overall). I like legs that look like they go on forever rather than the Kylie Minogue / Marylin Monroe type of legs, but of course that's a matter of preference.
And I agree with you that Karolina has some of the best model legs.
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Marilyn Monroe even
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No, I prefer Adriana now, because she is curvier and looks more like a woman now than in her early 20's.
I guess I just prefer more "athletic" legs than long and thin legs, but I do like both.
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In the Lima/Fox debate Lima by a mile, of course I'm on record of not digging much of Fox outside of her eyes.
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I would assume I'm in the minority with going with Megan.
Anon1 - which one would you rather have between the sheets? Be honest.
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Lima, I'm an excellent director, and enjoy teaching a woman to discover her primal sexual powers, and Megan strikes me as all show no go. Not to mention the fact that I find her tattoo's masculine, her breasts droopy, and generally prefer taller women 5'6"+.
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I know exactly what you are talking about....helping a woman unlocked the sexual powers that she never knew that she had. It's also nice to be with a woman that has already discovered her sexual powers too though.
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Cot damn. page 2 is phenomenal. her face smile and hair look incredible, i didn't think it could get any better - then i scrolled down and saw her bottom half. jeez. those legs are dangerous!!!!!!
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i am not a fan of marriage in general, but i think this move on her part is so idiotic and i am dumbfounded as to why shes doing it. she could get banged by any guy in the world, a different guy every night if she really wanted to, yet shes picking one, just one, to be banged by for the rest of her life. and isnt she only in her early 20s? so stupid. i'll never understand why people get married young, especially hot people. if youre fucking hideous, then yes, by all means find that one 'special' person and be happy and take what you can get, and go tie the knot. but for hot people, i dont get it. youre wasting your time. you're just going to end up divorced in 3 years anyway. which maybe is what some evil cunts plan all along so they can have a shitload of their ex husbands money for not doing shit.
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It's called "romantic love." It's an evolutionary mechanism. Perhaps you should Google the concept since you've obviously never experienced it yourself.
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lol @ ABC...no offense, kitten...i am not saying you are one or anything but from your post, i can't help but you're a slut who prefers to fuck as many guys as she can...i also think you've never been in love or maybe have but ended up getting hurt so bad that you lost faith in it...if you find a guy who makes you happy, a guy that you love, no other man matters...your eyes don't see any other man...it is something you can only experience, not put into words.
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i can't help but THINK*
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also her ring is ugly, i thought she'd have better taste
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You know, there's a site similar to this one called TheSuperficial.com. Sounds right up your alley.
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I don't think she chose her own engagement ring :)
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lol what the hell? when you get proposed, you dont choose your own ring...the ring reflects the guy's taste
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The Kitten- STFU, she's in her late 20s and the ring looks nice.
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I've never been so jealous! DAMN YOU MARKO!!!! (on my knees in the mud, yelling to the heaven, shaking my fists over my head as is rains down on me, high camera angle)
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That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
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she could do so much better than him. he looks he has downs syndrome and he looks like a fag and a monkey all in one
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BLOTD AVA IS HOTTER. GOD DAMN I CANT STOP JACKING OFF TO HER.
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HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE.
LUCKY BASTARD, DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!
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if there's only one thing i learned from Disney's Enchanted its that sometimes you gotta sing to her. so Adriana Francesca Lima here you go...
MARRY HIM OR MARRY ME
I'M THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU ADRI CAN'T U SEE?
AIN'T GOT NO FUTURE OR FAMILY TREE
BUT I KNOW WHAT A PRINCE & LOVER OUGHT TO BE
I KNOW WHAT A PRINCE & LOVER OUTGHT TO BE
SAID IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME BABY
JUST GO AHEAD NOW
AND IF YOU LIKE TO TELL ME MAYBE
JUST GO AHEAD NOW
AND IF YOU WANNA BUY ME FLOWERS
JUST GO AHEAD NOW
AND IF YOU LIKE TO TALK FOR HOURS
JUST GO AHEAD NOW
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nawww nawww this is it right here...
WHAT WOULD I GIVE TO LIVE WHERE YOU ARE
WHAT WOULD I PAY TO STAY HERE BESIDE YOU
WHAT WOULD I DO TO SEE YOU SMILING AT ME
WHERE WOULD WE WALK? WHERE WOULD WE RUN
IF WE COULD STAY ALL DAY IN THE SUN
JUST YOU & ME, AND I COULD BE
PART OF YOUR WORLD
I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T HOW
BUT I KNOW SOMETHING'S STARTING RIGHT NOOOWWWW
WATCH AND YOU'LL SEEEE, SOMEDAY I'LL BEEEE
PART OF YOU WOOORRRLLLDDD!!!
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I think you had her up to "you world"....LOL!
Good try, but I thinks she's staying with "looks at his nose a lot".
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LMFAO!!! cocaine is a HELLUVA DRUG!!! almost man, i almost made it through but it caught up. haha.
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HELLUVA DRUG is right...Just try avoid playing basketball against Prince tonight.
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dude... you gotta stop writting songs about my woman... i think we're gonna hit "brawl down" territory if this continues Percy >:(
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Well he is a bit cross eyed. Take that!
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What the fuck is wrong with this shitty site. Who removed my post above?
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Probably cookie monster...He's taking over!!
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A few more...
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If there's ever a remake of Fran Drescher's 'The Nanny', Lima would be a shoe-in, based on looks alone.
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the second one is my fav
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Goliano, I can't tell if that's and insult or a compliment?
If its a compliment, really? you found the nanny that hot?
If it's an insult, are you high?
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Not an insult. Yes, that hot.
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Hotter, actually. I don't like 'em skinny.
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hehe, hard to please everyone I guess. I remember in 2006 people were Adriana fat because she had gained weight and looked like this:
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This is when she looked her best.
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She looks better, there. But could she fill out a mini like Fran Fine? It's on now and the answer is no. That's what I was talkin' about. Personal preference.
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Fran Fine rocks!
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i love her so much. shes just stunning. thank you for the pictures :)
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Oh My Fucking God.. Can this woman be more gorgeous? This is insane.. can't find the right words for describing this beauty
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SO. BLOODY. OVERRATED! GOD! I think they're perfect for each other because they're both funny looking. I feel sorry for their unborn child/children because he/she will end up looking funny, plain or downright ugly. But they'll probably have a better body then I'll ever have.
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I suppose if I build up enough good karma over several lifetimes, I can have a woman as beautiful as Adriana fall in love with me despite how I looked.
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She's 5'10" and her shoes add at least 5" making her 6'3" in these photo's and he still has at least 4-5 inches over her, hes a god damn tall bastard. Maybe height attracts women?
checking to see if ebay sells those medieval stretching turture machines...
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They're not more than 5 inch heels.
But yea, he's 6'7"
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she is not 5'10''...and wearing 5" heels do not make you 5" taller...but more like 2.5 - 3" taller...and yes, most girls love tall men
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her heels are 6'' - only the front is 1,5 inch so think about the back... and add her at least 4'' or 4,5... those shoes are huge!
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They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club ^^^Sugar daddyconnect.c om a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
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Video of Adriana & Marko arriving on red carpet:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8S8reiePg8
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I don't find her ugly, but she looks so much prettier with her mouth shut. And, he looks smug.
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This is more like it. There will be 250+ comments on this in no time. We need more Adriana on this site to drive the Bastards to weigh in on her hotness. Put me down for a "yes" vote, please.
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ADRIANA IS JUST TOO MUCH HOTNESS!!
AND SHE JUST HAS FUN IN HER LIFE!!
I WISH I COULD SEE HER MOM& DAD SO I COULD SEE HOW DID SHE GET HER BEAUTY!
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what can i say. she is the most amazing woman in exsistance. i would marry her and grow a european mustash at her will and call.
Adriana i'd be your bitch, HOLLA!!!
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Retarded face as usual.
Anyway, the guy has the income to attract supermodels.
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Adriana is damn cute and sexy!
Pure Perfection!
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Marko is hot in my opinion, but his mustache is just horrible.
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So hot it actually hurts
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fucking hot!!!! for the first time, she is not wearing a lame ass grandma gown or something...i think this is the first time i see her wearing a super short dress/skirt to an event...they are definitely getting married; i am 100% sure because she is all over him at an event, showing her ring off and all cuz she has no doubts...i wish there was a pic with her mouth closed cuz that's when she looks crazy sexy...with her mouth open, she just looks super cute...i prefer her hot, devilish, fuck me face haha
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Hi everybody :) I have curious question-How long Adriana lima's legs or How is Adriana lima's insaem ?! I love Adriana ! MOnica Bellucci & Adriana are The Most Beautiful Women in the world for me !
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and with a moustache, marko looks like a sleazy pimp
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I agree... I was about to say he reminds me of Errol Flynn... just an uglier version of him.
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Marko has that typical empty stare, or should I say "boxer-expression", on his face. He's got a hot lady next to him, but all he thinks in his mind is puppies and balloons.
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I can just see the dream bubble over Marko's head with the puppies chasing those balloons.
I would have shown up 2 hours late with lipstick all over my face and a huge grin from ear to ear. No wait thats when I'm fantasizing about being the Joker, hmmmm never mind.
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lima's legs look shapeless sometimes because her ankles are a little weak so the wrong shoe emphasizes them but when she is not wearing any shoes and are barefeet, her legs look super hot...i think these are perfect legs and a perfect ass:
and of course, they belong to Lima
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dear god
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when she is wearing *THE RIGHT SHOES*
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What ass?
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that is a perfect ass in my opinion...i cant do anything if it is not big to the point that you think deserves to be called an ass
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yeah you like it because you have a small ass like hers...!!!! my question is if you think that you look like adriana then why dont you try to become a model instead of staying here and fucked up this site??? i believe that you are a very bad example that looks like adriana and there is not any hope for you....! And yes adriana has a small ass besides she was never famous for her ass jlo was famous for her ass - if you know what i mean....
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They are gonna have some beautiful kids, cause those are two of the ugliest people iv'e ever seen in my life.
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jealous...i am sure lima is the ugliest person you've seen...i mean, that's ignoring the fact that she is not even ugly
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and why are the guys on here cursing the dude? he isnt good looking in the face...this should give you all a hope...if he was smoking hot, you all would have lost faith...it is his personality that got her...so start working on yours; you might get a chick as hot as lima, too...he also has a hot body...that's something you can improve by working out
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my exact thought! this gave me hope!
btw: megan white still hotter..just my opinion
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I'd rather be the one giving other guys hope!!
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She has a weird smile (and I'm all about the smile). I like Alessandra better.
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Her lips do look luscious though when she's not smiling.
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doggy face, nice legs and eyes. i cant say ugly because she is not, but i cant say gorgeous either
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i just saw the video...oh my god...unbelivably hot!!!!!!!!!! she looks like a barbie doll...tall, thin, beautifully shaped long legs, a beautiful face...oh my goddd...i am totally raping this wall but i just can't get over how beautiful she isssss
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Marko Jaris is officially the man...look how the bastard's heart is melting when she gives him a big, juicy kiss at 1:26...he has a smirk and is like, "yeah, who is the man, huh?!"
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SHE'S HAWWWWT!!!!
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absolutely STUNNNNNING!
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lol, yes marko jaric, u looks more a european guy from NBA, not seeing u intil the fall buddy... on nat. tv. sir...
holy hell! she looks stunning!!!!!!!!
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Adriana is looking very good here, great legs, and cool shoes.
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i STILL cant believe shes with someone THAT fucking ugly. im not a big lima guy round here, but, jesus christ that dude is just plain ugly and only getting uglier.
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From the ass up she is hot and from the ass down sticks with big feet. Homeboy has some busted looking eyes. Too little and too close together. He is must be rich and hung to score a woman of her caliber.
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He needs to wear sunglasses for the rest of his life.
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I think her legs are sexy as hell...not digging the tattoo though. I hate them.
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THIS CHICK IS SO WASHED UP. SHE IS JUST SOO BORING AND HER TEETH ARE TERRIBLE . THE ONLY EXCITING THING ABOUT HER HERE ARE HER SHOES.
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I know i am in the minority when i say this, but i don't see the big deal with the altar people here have built to this woman! Its just crazy to me!
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I'm with you, chief. Only KimKar warrants that brand of passion.
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Yeah, you right!
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i am with you
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Totally agree.
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You guys should make a club.
LMAO.
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Yeah, i agree 100%.
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Great dress. Adriana looks beautiful.
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