Adriana Lima - ELLE Magazine, Italy - June 2008

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This year's lingerie-clad catwalkers—which so far include Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr—will strut their holiday-themed stuff from the Fontainebleau Miami Beach resort. E!Online

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310 Scandalous Comments

WOW, she looks gorgeous. fuck anyone who says she is past her prime

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:17am

fuckin goddess

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:17am

right on kenny and jayd. possbily the sexiest women walking on the planet. and the fact that her pussy is untouched is even more incredible.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:27am

YEAH BABY

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:27am

Wow, that was fast. I was just about to send them in.

#1

I take it that was addressed to me heh. Look, Adriana is still mighty fine and I'm still a fan (obviously). I think she topped in 2005 but she's taken revenge since late 2006 / early 2007.

I love this editorial. It's been a dream of hers to appear on the cover of Elle Italia so I'm glad she finally made it.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:33am

stunning

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:33am

gorgeous! I like how most of the pics look like paparazzi shots

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:44am

not many can compete with her physical perfection. some can say her eyebrows are too low etc, but clearly it works to her benefit.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:47am

is that a full right nipple on the bottom pic p11?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:56am

why are the hot pix in black and white?! black and white is for uglies!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:05am

# 10,
pfft no...unless her breasticles are deformed. it's a crease in her shirt.

anyways, she is incredibly beautiful
why was she not on the maxim 100???
britney spears gets in but not adriana!!! and allessandra and miranda.
WHATS DOING MAXIM!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:06am

sweet jesus that was hot. now excuse me while i make a run to the bathroom with a bottle of jergens and a box of kleenex

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:11am

God damn. It's amazing that she can look good from every single angle. I find it odd that people say she has "bad teeth". They seem pretty perfect to me

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:18am

11

black and white pics are supposed to be classy not for uglies what a dumb comment!!
I think she past her prime she looks beautiful in those pictures but it's photoshopped her recent candids show the truth about her face.
She is not going to age well like all the other topmodels.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:19am

I find her simply... GORGEOUS!! <3

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:30am
Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:36am

15,
shut up...i dont write my comments worrying it will sound stupid or not to you...people look much better in black and white and black and white makes uglies look much better.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:44am

15 is a bitter bitch owned by 17

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:45am
Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:46am

17.
Did you see the Bill Clinton pics? and the ones with her boyfriend and fans?
Adriana is not what she used to be.Her face looks weird/not fresh now.
You have nothing to prove to me i think she lost it so the link you posted is useless.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:54am

She is more than a woman, a goddess for all to see.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:18am

d55 you need to calm down do you have your period 24/7 every week your comments are always exaggerated.Are you sick or something?
Stay in The USA we don't need your crazy ass here in Turkey.I can understand why you aren't appreciate in this website.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:20am

She is really sexy.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:23am

Still number 1 :) Miss Hotness herself ...

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:33am

btw the shoes on pg 5...FIYAH. If I were a woman for a day the only thing I'd do would be to find those, buy those, and strutt my stuff in those.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:33am

23,
so you're Turkish huh? Who the fuck do you think you're telling me where i should stay or not. Bitch, get the fuck outta here. That country is mine as much as it's yours and chances are, I will contribute to it more than your bitter ass will within the next 20 years

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204599871

gathering 160+ thousands turks together is nothing but only a slight implication ;)

Yeah, I am so hurt that a few insecure bitches like you on here get mad at my brutal comments...god, what am i gonna do? the humanity!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:43am

TURK WAR!!!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:44am

haha @ pstroyer...I dont care if someone is Turkish. No special treatment from me. People are people. I will tell a bitch off no matter who she is.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:46am

Nice hair and skin. I like page 5 pic 1 the best.
She looks good in some photos and in others she looks OK. Wish she would do more expressions.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:37am

Hell id go to war for some Adriana Lima,call me crazy

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:38am

Perfection personified.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:54am

Eat that, all you bastardly haters who kept saying she was "past her prime" and "getting chubby/fat".
She was and still is gorgeous.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 5:00am

good photoshop

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:02am
Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:17am

just a reminder about how your godess lips look like without stong photoshop(still she has lipstick on)

http://adrianalimafan.net/gallery/full/10273/

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:22am

wow shes so amazing in every way. Nobody looks like her

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:22am

vanos28 she still looks good in those pics. A million times better than most women.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:24am

vanos28 ur an idiot.there are hunderts of hot pictures of her on that site.u chose the worst...everyone has bad pictures.that does not mean she isn't the hottest thing on earth

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:28am

39, am i an idiot? you are an idiot! i dont like those pics and its my right! many fasists in this site.... any chance you are d55???? because you are an uncertified bastard.......
anyway, most of the pics in this site are photoshoped. the ones that i chose are closer to candids
http://adrianalimafan.net/gallery/full/2445/

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:53am

alinamaria, for me this is average, i have many friends that look like that, but i do respect your opinion

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:56am

Great photo's, beautiful girl. She's right on the money

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 6:59am

why am i the first to WTF @ the toilet shot?????????

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:06am

Mags and photoshop do miracles.
Take off the make-up + the right light and angle and BAM!
I wish I was wrong in order to keep the illusion of her fanclub but I know what I am talking about.
Other than that, she is a nice girl.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:23am

40,
i am not that other person...damnit people...how many times do i gotta say i dont talk shit under other nicknames...and if you have many friends that look like her, can we see a couple pix of them? your friends must be damn hot if they look anything like Lima.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:28am

and the pic 40 posted is seriously ugly because i posted it on facebook a few days ago in her fan club and had to say it was not a good picture myself but that pic really is an exception and the worst pic of her i've ever seen out of 3000+ Adriana Lima pix...she has tons of candids where she looks damn beautiful.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:30am

Wow! The perfect combination of beauty and sexiness.
I think no one can match Adriana now that Alessandra is pregnant.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:42am

vanos28 i know what you mean. I dont think Gemma Atkinson is hot because i know a lot of girls that look like her. But where i live nobody looks like lima, i guess thats why i think shes so attractive.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:43am

if any of you look this pretty without make-up, you can call her average...

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/no.jpg

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/no2.jpg

if any of you can look this good with little make up and camera in your face, call her average:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/no5.jpg

if not, you all need a reality check on the word "average"

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:43am

and i know she doesnt always take a perfect picture, but that makes me like her more, because her face is interesting to look at, her features are unusual to me

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:44am

and i know she doesnt always take a perfect picture, but that makes me like her more, because her face is interesting to look at, her features are unusual to me

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:44am

oops i didnt mean to post twice

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:44am

i agree with you D55, nice set of pics too. She still looks as beautiful to me without make up.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:46am

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/l.jpg

a tiny candid pic

if this is average, i wanna be one haha

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:53am

The photos are amazing, but of course they are staged and photoshopped. She doesn't look like that in her recent candids.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:59am

OMG. She is ridiculously gorgeous. Like ridiculously. From her body to her face, she is sooooooo beautiful.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 7:59am

She looks like a tranny. Pass.

JK ;-)

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 8:09am

she is the most beautiful woman in the world. these pictures own ALL!!!!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 8:17am

I agree with Loki. Second to none!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 8:30am

d55, its funny though how quick you responded to explain your self... anyway you can tell these are not simple candids cause you see the extra light on her face and the background is dark (its almost night)... also some of them are at the backstage of some events and she has already strong makeup on! anyway if you like go take a candid of yourself when its almost night outside and then come here and be honest and tell me if you had all this lighting on your face like adriana has. i am sorry but i dont have the right to post pics of my friends, this is illegal. i wouldnt like anybody do this to me and i cant do it to them. do you post pictures of your friends without asking them??? no ofence but this shows not a loyal character.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 8:34am

yea the "all my friends look better than " argument is tired.

Is Adriana perfect? No.

Does Adriana have bad pictures? Yes.

As for all Adriana's recent candids being bad. That's not true. She might not be as angle-proof as she was when she was younger, but she's taken some great pics recently. Here's a small section from the past few months:

www.casperchristophersen.com/recent/

And a collection of my all-time favorites:

www.casperchristophersen.com/candidmania/

And let's go for an expert opinion as well. Let's ask VS supermodel Miranda Kerr, who has seen all the VS angels in real life up close, who's the most beautiful of the other girls,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSw3C0pHyhI (@ 01:50)

I remember the first time I saw Adriana and I was just like staring at her and I was like "wow! she's beautiful!", you know, like I can't believe how amazing she is. And having seen her in real life... and she's even MORE beautiful. And, like, I appreciated her beauty.

haha I never get tired of this shit :D

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:15am

She's so beautiful and unique. I love everything about her. I think my favorite thing about her are her blue/green eyes and dark hair and her teeth. I think it's cool that she didn't fix them and they are not ugly, like some say, they just give her character. I want the shoes on page 5!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:21am

I've never met her but I have a friend who knows her quite well. He is very quick to tell me that she would lose much of her base if her fans knew how she really is. She hasn't been looking so good in real life (according to him) lately, but she's never that far away from pulling it together for her photo shoots. Guess that's one of her professional talents as a model.

Very pretty on the outside and quite ugly on the inside.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:23am

Oh, and I think black and white photography can actually be harsher/show more imperfections, shadows, wrinkles, etc. She looks great with both color and b&w here, although yes, I am sure they photo shopped them a bit (probably not needed in her case but they always do it with everything).

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:29am

#62.
Let me see if I am following your logic: Miranda Kerr (expert opinion is reaaaaaally great! LOL) said Adriana is even MORE beautiful in real life so immediatelly everyone has to buy it including me that saw her in real life too maybe 10 times?
Sorry, but no.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:31am

THANK YOU LORD for creating adriana lima!!!!!!! ahhhhhh.....marko jaric bastard!!!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:37am

pstroyer, these are formal events, how is it possible to beleive that these are simple candids????????? these photos are arranged in order to promote the magazine, her photoshoot in it. Do you think that she is soooooo stupid, ardiana and her managers, to let her appear without very good makeup, in bad angles and at the end without photoshop???????? this would be a dissaster!!!! it would be a really unprofessional move!!!! the owners of the magazine would cut her but!!!
please guys, use your minds a little bit more. i am just saying this because its a shame to beleive what the big companies want you to beleive. they know that we all want to beleive in dreams and they take advantage of this fact!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:43am

wow is it hot in here or what??

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:45am

one more thing, adriana about the last 2 years is the main model of vs. that is true. so what would you expect miranda to say????????? that petra nemova or gisele or anna kournikova is the best looking girl??????????
it would be unprofessional! she doesnt promote adriana so she doent promote victoria secret! she would find her self without job the same moment!
this is my point of view about showbiz industry

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:49am

I agree those aren't really "candids."

Most of the bad pics of Adriana are when she has a big smile. When she smiles big her face ends up a little bit quirky, but that just makes the girl somewhat human like the rest of us. It's kind of cute, and her smile is sincere. I like that she will smile big any way, even knowing how it makes her look.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:52am

#66

"Expert opinion" was written tongue-in-cheek.

But thing is, she has seen all those models up close in real life. I'm not believing for a second that you have. Miranda Kerr standing there in front of the camera giving her opinion is tangible. You guys blowing air out your asses on a website is not.

"I've seen her 10 times!"

"I have friends who know personally!"

"My friend says she's ugly on the inside!"

yea yea, keep at it. It's hilarious.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:54am

That cover pic is stunning. This girl is hot.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 9:59am

61,
you are another omega, arent you? There are tons of pix from the same event where she looks so gorgeous but you specifically linked us to the "bad" ones. You do know we can click on the "NEXT" button on top of the page to see the rest of the pix from the same events, right? So from looking gorgeous one second, she looks average the next?

Background color and extra light in her face...what the hell are you talking about? You're just trying to come up with excuses to make yourself believe she isnt beautiful. If you honestly thought she was average to you, you would have said it and moved on and I never would have responded to you like I did and am but instead, you look for pix, trying to convince us she isnt beautiful. That shows jealousy because you can't stand the fact that people find her so beautiful so in your own little world, you are trying to prove she isnt as beautiful as we think she is.

LOL @ the excuse not to post pix of your friends. How old are you by the way? 13-14? For someone who finds Lima so average, you definitely went through a lot of trouble to find those pix from different events. Ironically, the ones that dont find Lima beautiful are the ones that know so much about her and have pix that even fans don't have. I (usually) find Ale pretty average and never went to a website dedicated to her ever in my life because people spend time on things they like and are attracted to.

66,
the difference between you and Miranda Kerr is that she is a model...models go through the harshest criticism, have extremely high standards and due to that, they are extremely insecure about their looks because their profession judges them on nothing but their looks so every little imperfection is a big deal to them...so if she finds Lima so beautiful that means Lima passed through some extremely high tests as far as imperfections are concerned...u, on the other hand, are someone we havent even seen the face of and more prone to jealousy...where did you see Lima 10 times? if you dont think she is beautiful, why would you go to see her again 9 more times after the first time?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:07am

#72.
You are really hillarious, pstroyer.
Miranda Kerr is just another REAL person giving her impression on Adriana.
But you make it sound like something out of this world. Funny if not sad.
You probably think in that land of worshiping you live in that Adriana cant be spotted in real life by anyone but VS crew or mag editors or whatever.
Maybe I should tell you that she eats, walks, shitts, she pees, she vomits.
Dissapointed much?????

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:10am

64,
seriously? are you serious? who is your friend that knows her so well? I have never seen an ugly side to this woman...if she was that ugly on the inside, we would have seen a tiny piece of that ugliness by now because she wouldnt have been able to cover it up. She is sweet as hell, and I am usually a hater haha

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:11am

lmfao @ 68 trying to make it sound like she is contributing to society

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:15am

"please guys, use your minds a little bit more. i am just saying this because its a shame to beleive what the big companies want you to beleive. they know that we all want to beleive in dreams and they take advantage of this fact!"

more like

"guys use your minds a little bit more. I am just saying this because it is a shame to believe women this gorgeous exist and us uglies need loving, too so here i am trying to make it sound like i am doing you all a favor when in fact I am just an ugly bitter girl!"

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:17am

#68

We've had the discussion about what constitutes a "candid" on this site before and the dictionary definition of "candid" is vague. But it doesn't matter. I posted those pictures in response to the person who insinuated that she can't look good without photoshop. Everyone is going to look ordinary without make-up compared to when they're made up and most women wear make-up 99% of their waking hour anyway so who gives a shit.

Vanos28: one more thing, adriana about the last 2 years is the main model of vs. that is true. so what would you expect miranda to say????????? that petra nemova or gisele or anna kournikova is the best looking girl??????????

Some of the biggest models are VS models. There's currently like 30 VS models in total (it's not just the angels). There's plenty of models she could have chosen from within the ranks of VS. And you just defeated your own argument because if you actually bothered watching the video, you'd find that she DOES compliment Gisele afterwards (who was no longer a VS model at the time). But she mentions Adriana first and emphasizes her a lot more than she does Gisele. And Alessandra doesn't even get mentioned even though she and Miranda are good friends (as she also implies later in the video).

Again, I'm not saying Adriana is flawless and I do consider her past her prime, but give me a break with all that "my friends are prettier but I can't post their pictures" bullshit. No one is going to believe that shit.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:19am

74#,
well, maybe you should talk about what you know, I mean, lets say I did not go to see Adriana. It is more like she HAD to come to me for professional reasons and I dont think I have to explain that to you.
It is only what I see eveytime I have to meet her. As simple as that and it is not a big deal.
Oh, and I can imagine Miranda Kerr telling to the camera like - " you know guys, that Adriana Lima you see here is not the same backstage, trust me. And I am much better looking than she is, trust me.
And no, I am not lying because I work with her almost the whole year, so trust me".
Yeah, I can see Miranda saying that and losing her job.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:21am

75. brazilian

"Miranda Kerr is just another REAL person giving her impression on Adriana."

Yea, a REAL person who we know for a fact has seen all these models up close irl. You on the other hand is petty example of a troll job.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:28am

brazilian: And I am much better looking than she is, trust me.

www.casperchristophersen.com/moo.jpg

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:29am

Okay I was a little fast on the trigger there. You should have used quotation marks around that ;)

But anyway, I don't give a shit about what you think. Miranda highlighted Adriana over the other angels, including Gisele.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:32am

so many jealous bitches

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:33am

Lol at 77. That's exactly what I was thinking. She's saving us from the evilness of Lima's fake beauty. Wow. If she had this much passion abt something that would actually make a difference to the world she might actually help.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:34am

lmao, poor pstroyer.
for no reason, getting so personal.
it almost summer in Scandinavia so no need to use your dark side.
keep worshiping Lima, dear. Next time I saw Adriana I´ll tell her there is a guy who would give his life for her.
And knowing her as I do she will smile and say:
" Ahhh.. just another internet jerker... cuuuute"

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:35am

Imo Adriana is the best looking VS angel. Not the best looking model out of all the models but deffo the best looking VS angel.
David Letterman said that out of all the women he met angelina Jolie and Michelle Pfeiffer were the most beautiful ones.
Don't really agree abt Jolie (she's kinda growing on me) but i can believe that abt Michelle.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:37am

d55, what do you mean about omega? why are you trying to convice us that she is very pretty????? i know that you can press the next button, its there and i can see it.

no, people are not going only to the sites that are attracted to, they also going to the sites that they heard there is something going on there. and when they beleive there is no such a big reason for all this fame they let other know, its normal to state your opinion

then i am not trying to contribute to society, i am just trying to be polite! a word that its clear that you dont know! at least this is what it shows your agressive and rude way of writing. i really dont like your character, you are refsasing my words! this shows a very low personality level. you remind me some people that changing others words and make them fight, you know somethinng these people end up alone!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:38am

Why are you trying to convince us that she's ugly? Why can't you just let it be?
You think Monica is gorgeous and we think Adriana is gorgeous.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:40am

89 comments....This is exactly why I stay as far away from Lima's posts.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:45am

"well, maybe you should talk about what you know, I mean, lets say I did not go to see Adriana. It is more like she HAD to come to me for professional reasons and I dont think I have to explain that to you."

fucking full of shit!!!!!!!!!!

"you know guys, that Adriana Lima you see here is not the same backstage, trust me. And I am much better looking than she is, trust me.
And no, I am not lying because I work with her almost the whole year, so trust me".

you're fucking stupid, man...in that interview, she was never asked what she thought about adriana lima that she couldnt have said what you typed on here...she brought up Lima herself...Miranda could have easily said, "no, i never felt intimidated" or she could have simply chosen another model instead of Lima...which shows her statement is sincere...why dont you shut the fuck up and go away? why are you back on here? last time you were on here, mentioning your brother's hard cocks...you nasty bitch.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:46am

@82 fuckin ROFLMAO!!! good one P..

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:49am

88,
flake took care of you...i am not trying to convince you she is pretty...flake doesnt find lima beautiful but i dont convince her but the way you argue and your entire behavior shows you're jealous jealous and jealous...dont you have an eating disorder or something to battle instead of typing on here? i asked how old you were...half the shit you type doesnt even make sense and seems to be coming from a middle school student...so shut up and learn to like yourself...i responded to you because you annoyed me with your jealous behavior...i am sick of you jealous bitches on here, in real life and everywhere and love making you feel worse about yourselves.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:50am

i dont try* to convince her

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:50am

#91.
I go wherever I want and it is not you who will tell me what to do, sugar. Deal with that.
And no, I wont get in your low class vocabulary so keep trying to get me into your boring routine.
Back on topic, Lima is a nice girl. But far from amazing looking.
And Miranda is just trying to be nice. You should do the same.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:54am

hehe richard, technically you don't have to read the comments, but you're right. Lima threads usually end up a mess. I don't think Moe and Jackson care though. The more comments the better. Hence why they always sneak the Lima posts back to the top of the stack when they begin to move off the front page ;) I seem to recall having witnessed that strange phenomenon on a few occasions heh.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:55am

d55, and know that you dont have any more agruments, you are making fun of me,(what the fuck?) using words that i never used and ask me to leave the site like a 5 year old child who beleives that he/she is the only important person in the world and cant accept that others has the wright of opinion.
i was upset because your were threting me... like 'dont argue with me'
with some sleeping pills you are going to feel better
i will stay at this site as long as i want

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 10:56am

she's gorgeous! wow! i'm very impressed with how she looks so good in her photoshoots. i'm not saying that she doesn't look good in person, she's truly beautiful inside out.

i am really impressed with her talent as a model. if she was ugly inside, don't you think her past suitors would have complained by now or something??

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:03am

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Ugly Model (Uncertified Bastard): YESSSSS SO UGLY
McPerv: IDIOT
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg: Mr.WITHOU A PENNIS
Big Jim Savage (Uncertified Bastard): DEMON
Serafina (Uncertified Bastard): SUCK MY ASS
Starrica (Uncertified Bastard): MEDIOCRE
Richard-Schlichting: butttttttttaaaaaaaa
Dave Cooke (Uncertified Bastard): little dick
jennyla: aboriginal girl
Mike Litoris: juggy
Kenny Lingis: the chubby one
Caitie Harmful: overall
JIMMYD (Uncertified Bastard): homeless

THEY KNOW EVERYTHING UH??? ALLLLLLLLLLLLL AHAHAHAHHAHAH
MAY I SEE YOUR FACE AND BODY??? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
GO TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:05am

95,

"no, I wont get in your low class vocabulary so keep trying to get me into your boring routine"

yeah says the bitch who said "gisele gets my brothers cocks hard whenever they see her"...talk about class right there...what sis would bring up their brothers cocks into an arguement and their hardening cocks?

overall, you're full of shit...shut the fuck up and Miranda was not trying to be nice...you delusional bitch you

97,
LOL...you're a joke...i responded a few times both to you and the brazilian but no matter what I say, nothing makes sense because you jealous bitches are unbelivable and your jealousy wont even let you argue rationally...i dont have any more arguements because i argued as much as i could with what you gave me...which is your jealousy...yeah, stay on here because you have a mission, right? like you stated in comment 68...LOL.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:06am

99 needs to be put in a straitjacket right away...haha, that is a breakdown right there.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:08am

@ 99. Jesus, I haven't even been here and was still offended.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:09am

arguments*

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:09am

d55, i guess you didnt get your sleeping pills yet

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:10am

I feel weird after reading Lari's comment.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:13am

104,
yeah, you got me...that was sarcasm by the way since i am pretty sure you wouldnt have gotten it on your own...and go on, I will wait as you look up the word "sarcasm"

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:15am

Wow, some really, ummm, challenging, folks here.

Any way, Lima can hold my Lucky Charms anytime! (I am suprised no one tried that lame ass joke yet, so I have.)

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:17am

d55, sorry dear but not today, i am off the office in about 5 min, i am going for drinks tonight, next time

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:18am

Why do I get the feeling that vanos28 and braziian are really omega?
they all type exactly the same and have the same style of arguing. hmmm

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:18am

That's what I forgot. I used to love Lucky Charms as a kid. They stopped selling them here. bring back memories or what.
Can someone send them to me?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:19am

108,
so you're not even a child...holyshit...you surely argue, talk and behave like one LOL

Kenny,
brazilian is not omega but i dont know about the other one

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:22am

#100.
Noy my fault if you are confused between a funny comment made by me just to show my bros love Gisele and your typical agenda like "cunt, bitch, shit,burning candle up to her vagina, fucking and so on".
You probably think it is cool.
Very nice try.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:23am

or was that a lie to make me think you're not a kid so you wouldnt get banned from the site? because i didnt ask what you're doing tonight haha

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:23am

#109.
Good guess. Keep trying.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:25am

Hey guys, look at this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:26am

AND THE REALLY REALLY REALLY BEAUTIFUL ONES HERE:

Bianca (Uncertified Bastard): wobbly, pasty, THE POOR ONE
Ali: FATASS
superbra (Uncertified Bastard): PARANOIC
Eve: ANOREXIC
junglegirl: jackass.
Ugly Model (Uncertified Bastard): YESSSSS SO UGLY
McPerv: IDIOT
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg: Mr.WITHOU A PENNIS
Big Jim Savage (Uncertified Bastard): DEMON
Serafina (Uncertified Bastard): SUCK MY ASS
Starrica (Uncertified Bastard): MEDIOCRE
Richard-Schlichting: butttttttttaaaaaaaa
Dave Cooke (Uncertified Bastard): little dick
jennyla: aboriginal girl
Mike Litoris: juggy
Kenny Lingis: the chubby one
Caitie Harmful: overall
JIMMYD (Uncertified Bastard): homeless

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:26am

a funny comment? i am sure that is a funny comment to a chick like you who is claiming to be so high and mighty...yeah bros...i am so funny that i am gonna talk about your hard cocks...you cant see how wrong that is because it's "funny" to you given your values...that is nasty no matter how you look at it and there is nothing funny about that...i might have a foul mouth but it doesnt change the fact that the points i make are valid...you, on the other hand, make no sense and lie and lie and lie and are nasty!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:27am

You know that vid I posted Lari? Yeah well that's you.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:28am

Kenny Lingis PATRIOT

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:28am

@ 115. Hey, I've already sent Richard that video (ages ago...).

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:29am

But it's always nice to watch it again...LOL.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:29am

d55
Flake
SUKERS

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:29am

d55, i thought the comment about the kid was the one that i did for you. are you copying me? anyway before i go i want to make clear, that i am not omege, i am just vanos28, i am greek and i am proud
cant stay longer i will respond another time

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:30am

I seen it a couple of months ago.
Yes Lari, Kenny is the Patriot and he is Revolver Ocelot partner in crime. Ssshh. Don't tell him i told you OK.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:31am

WTF "Lari ?" ???

Don't start shit with me. i dont even know who the fuck you are and didn't do anything to offend anyone.
so i am chubby and a patriot?? that doesnt even make sense. and if you're going to call me fat then I am guessing you don't know what I look like.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:32am

Gosh these Indian vids are funny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ&feature=related

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:35am

Play along Kenny. It's fun.
OK so I'm bored.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:36am

Kenny Lingis YOU'RE SHIT. THAT'S IT

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:36am

Be nice Lari or else you wont get a cookie.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:37am

Flake
SO FAT MY GOD.. 300lbs?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:38am

LOOK! Bastardly has got a new "people who like this also like this" feature on the right side of the page. A.W.E.S.O.M.E!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:39am

Like totally girlfriend.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:39am

#117.
You ALWAYS make your points valid and have an exceptional compulsion to have the last word.
I promisse to remember that.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:40am

Where's everyone gone? Great. Thanks a lot Lari, you scared them away.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:41am

d55 damla whatever her cunt name is now

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:42am

Hello yakub. Hello. Orangey bum clock dyke win mill pop. Shit.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:43am

ahahahaha, I love reading comments :)
as for Adri, I've seen better pics but still, she's gorgeous and those eyes are most beautiful ever

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:43am

Flake
homeless, wobbly, pasty, THE POOR ONE

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:47am

Stop it. I'm blushing.
Anybody wanna protest? I wish Pamela was here. She's fun at times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVrMFQ4fVQ0

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:49am

Lari ?, who the fuck are you?
none of us even know who you are so just get a life. you don't know any of us to make such comments.
You're just another uncertified bastard that no one cares about so until you get a real identity and back up your comments with reasons, go away.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:50am

I'm an uncertified Bastard too.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:51am

Pamela the anorexic racist hillbilly???????

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:52am

Have I been banned? My comment didnt show.
Im uncertified bastard too.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:52am

No I believe the original title is Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:53am

go away? go to hell asshole.
kenny is that and identity?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:53am

Flake, why don't you get an account? You've been posting on this site for a long time and everyone on here already "knows" you as Flake. Come on, become certified!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:54am

Lets speak pig latin.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:54am

But I'm scared of commitment.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:54am

so patetic... anyone here isn't fat?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:55am

Oh me me. Pick me.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 11:56am

poor fake.. so nasty

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:01pm

A pic to go with lari ?'s profile http://www.gabbyattic.com/truepix/fat%20bastard.jpg

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:02pm

SuperDave don't play the hate!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:03pm

We need ppl to come back. I got an idea. you talk poop abt Brazilian, d55 and I'll talk poop abt Leni, Kenny and that veruca28.
Either that or we will pretend to be them. Which one?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:04pm

She is okay looking, but nothing to write home about IMO. I see better looking chicks at the mall. I don't get the Lima worship over here at all? Seems like it comes from a mob mentality or something or a bunch of cows following the leader sort of thing. I agree with whoever said that Michelle Pfiffer (sp?) is way prettier than Lima even though she is 50 or something like that.

It's just so weird here? I don't get it? If anyone says that they don't think she is very pretty they are belittled and made fun of. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not all see her as an incredible beauty, although I think she has very beautiful eyes and a nice body but the rest is average to say the least.

IMO Heidi Klum is better looking than this chick. Heck I think Katie Holmes is prettier than her but hey that is just me.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:04pm

anon do you mind? We're making small talk here. But you just have to come and ruin it. Now lets get back to the subject.
So whats it gonna be?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:06pm

Flake.. are you mad? jesus that's insane. you need social care

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:08pm

Oh no you don't. I'm not having a loony telling me I'm mad.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:10pm

suker
haaahahahahaha
let's be certified please

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:19pm

err let's not.
Don't turn against me Lari or else you will be sorry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAdJjgau5vk

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:21pm

Ironically, I have to go!! But please take care while I'm not here, ok? you promise? bye sweetheart.. I have to eat some cookies and a lot chocolate.. see you soon

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:22pm

I will be sorry??????? ohhhhhhhh I am soooo afraid of that.. jesus I'm really scared.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:23pm

Great now I'm all alone.
Pam where the hell are you?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:24pm

Flake you're so so so boring!! Commom be more rude to me. Attitude

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:25pm

I know. I was like tyhat too. Talk abt a weird looking mini me baby.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:25pm

Sorry. I'm not a nice person and you have to go and stuff your food with mouth don't you?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:26pm

with my ass darling!! kkk
stay alone.. stay calm.. dont cry little baby

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:27pm

Pam may be a little busy, they just had a 6.1 in Iceland.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:31pm

i thought she was American. hope she Ok.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:37pm

You know why Adriana looks better then 99.999% of women? She is a model, duh right? It’s not all about the breasts, ass, eyes, hair but the emotion behind her. Say we stripped down Adriana Lima and Jessica Simpson and took an emotionless picture against a wall. Now we have people choose Adriana or Jessica. Odds are the votes would be close, because they are judging based on their bodies. It’s not hard to say one of them has bigger breast therefore gets my vote. Now put them both in a photo shoot where they can show their true emotions…Im sure Adriana would win. She has something special that only a hand full of people can bring a picture. You can say that she looks worse in candid pictures. No shit. When she is trying to look sexy it works very very very well.

/rant

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:44pm

Once again, thank you ( NO SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU) for making my day, bastardly. Adriana rules, end of story. I love the moles too, very sexy.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:51pm

fuckin bastards

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:08pm

FOR THE ONES WHO MAKE BORING AND STUPID COMENTS HERE: LINKED ABOVE
Oh my god. the perfect ones! No one is good enough to you? fatass, big nose, fuggly, buttaass, juggly... COMMON GO TO HELL!!!!
I KNOW .. everyone that does this terrible coments is sooooooo beautiful, soooooo perfect.. DON'T PLAY THE HATE!!! I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AND BODY.. AMERICAN ARE THE BEST!! WHAT'S THE MATTER IN BEING POOR?? BEING ITALIAN, SPANISH, INDIAN, BRAZILIAN, RUSSIAN? WHY AMERICAN ARE THE BESTP PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! YPU'RE GONNA DIE SOON BABY.. LISTEN TO ME!!!!!! WHY ONLY CELEBRITIES CAN BE BEAUTIFUL? AH? I THINK U REALLY ARE STUNNING, DON'T YOU???? GO TO HEEEELLLLLLLLL
I DONT GIVE A FUCKKK TO WHAT YOU SAY.. I DONT GIVE A FUCK TO THE STUPID COMENTS...YOU'RE ALL CRAZY, ALLIENATE PEOPLE, DISTURBED........ GO TO SCHOOL.. GO TO SOMETHING ELSE.. JESUS CHRIST... IS THAT A LIFE FOR YOU??? DOING CRITICS TO EVERY HUMAN BEING??????????? GO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I BET YOU'RE ALL ANOREXIC OR FAT PEOPLE... ALL CONFUSED ABOUT YOURSELVES.. ALL BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL............SO PERFECTTTTTTTT SOOOO PERFECT ..........
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK GO FUCKKKKKKKK
SUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK

AND THE REALLY REALLY REALLY BEAUTIFUL ONES HERE:

Bianca (Uncertified Bastard): wobbly, pasty, THE POOR ONE
Ali: FATASS
superbra (Uncertified Bastard): PARANOIC
Eve: ANOREXIC
junglegirl: jackass.
Ugly Model (Uncertified Bastard): YESSSSS SO UGLY
McPerv: IDIOT
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg: Mr.WITHOU A PENNIS
Big Jim Savage (Uncertified Bastard): DEMON
Serafina (Uncertified Bastard): SUCK MY ASS
Starrica (Uncertified Bastard): MEDIOCRE
Richard-Schlichting: butttttttttaaaaaaaa
Dave Cooke (Uncertified Bastard): little dick
jennyla: aboriginal girl
Mike Litoris: juggy
Kenny Lingis: the chubby one
Caitie Harmful: overall
JIMMYD (Uncertified Bastard): homeless

THEY KNOW EVERYTHING UH??? ALLLLLLLLLLLLL AHAHAHAHHAHAH
MAY I SEE YOUR FACE AND BODY??? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
GO TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

reporting.........

I like these posts about all of the assholes that post on this site. You are forgetting two: Pamela the anorexic racist hillbilly and d55 damla whatever her cunt name is now. These two bitches need to be thrown in the wood chopper like in Fargo. That was a sweet movie, and we can get the same outcome here.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:17pm

Geesh. Adriana sure causes shit to be stirred. The big truth, however, is that no one can judge her or make claims that she is or isn't the most beautiful woman or VS model, cause, ya know what, BEAUTY IS SUBJECTIVE!!!!

---She is clearly lovely. But making a case for her (pstroyer) to be the best of the best is never gonna work.

---And making a case for her to be any less than the best (brazilian) is never gonna change someone like pstroyer's mind. Because he digs her.

Soooo why can't everyone agree that, even if she's not THE BEST (a term which can NEVER describe anyone anyway) let's just all agree that she is very, very pretty, candids or otherwise. She's a success and there's got to be something said for that. There's really no need to hate here.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:19pm

not everybody hates, some bastards make fun

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:30pm

Lari, you totally stole my comments about Pam and D55 from another post. You could at least give me credit for the line about the wood chopper. As for the big list you keep posting that list has been copied and pasted in several articles on the Bastardly. Although I love drama and bashing other people I encourage originality and this is not it.

BYW before some stupid douchebag goes out on a limb and says that Im Lari, Im not, if you read a few other posts on the Bastardly (only Lima gets the posts) you will see that Lari has stolen from several posters on this site.

PS I know know that D55 is one of the sand people, and even went out and got a facebook that has gathered over 160,000 of her own sand people together. What are you trying to prove? That your people almost caused an Armenian holocaust? How many people have to die before your anorexic ass gets happy? Bitch get a job

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:32pm

reporting.........

I like these posts about all of the assholes that post on this site. You are forgetting two: Pamela the anorexic racist hillbilly and d55 damla whatever her cunt name is now. These two bitches need to be thrown in the wood chopper like in Fargo. That was a sweet movie, and we can get the same outcome here.

i put reporting
sorryy

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:35pm

Apology accepted. You may go back to the mayhem and hijinks. Together we will bring a new world order to the bastardly. PEace brother

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:38pm

yeah!!!! i bet we will! PEace brother..

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:40pm

really what do you know about this d55, girl eh? where from? crazy?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:46pm

another hooker.. go to hell #180

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:48pm

i will.. and you 181 fuck off

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:49pm

And what the fuck is with you people? Here we have Adriana Lima, probably the hottest chick on the planet, and all you mother fuckers complain about is "bad candids". Look, people can look bad in candids all day long. Lima is a MODEL, models POSE, on CAMERA. Thats their JOB. So they look good on film. No shit! Do they have to look 100% all the time? No, they dont, and no one does look that good 100% of the time.

Any dude posting on here about how bad her candids are is probably 99% gay, or at least bi sexual. Those same butt cowboys will post how brazillian models look "tranny"" (Rasheed, total faggot) and have a "mannish face" (several nameless chuckle heads, also total faggots). Please stop with your gay propaganda bullshit, your lifestyle is deviant, and I hope the aids bug hits you soon.

And as for all the chicks that come in here bashing Lima, I smell the stinking tuna smell of female jealousy. Bitches, you fall in 2 categores 1) you're terribly fat, and should not go out in public 2) you're anorexic, and should not go out in public. Please stop with your annoying female prattle, and go make yourself more pretty like Adriana Lima, there are enough ugly bitches in the world as it is already.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:50pm

183, phycotherapist?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:54pm

184, a life?

You better find one or I'd suggest a razor to the wrist and a warm bath

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:57pm

185, do you have a life? then why you are here?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 1:58pm

i just realised that 2 days ago everydody was saying that adriana doeasnt look good at theb.clinton pics, and today most of you forgot it absolutely. what do you think 185 phycotherapist is that normal?

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:02pm

@ 33

WOW. Adriana Lima + David Boreanaz = best couple. ever.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:37pm

Seems lots of people are off their meds today.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:39pm

Oh my that was like junior high all over again...

AL is cool and waiting for Loki to pop her cherry...

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:40pm

Kudos to her plastic surgeon, the photographer who took 200 photos to get this one shot, the lighting gaffers who twisted their bodies into pretzels in order to get the shots, the makeup artists & pancake makeup, the hairstylist, & the photos editors who touched up the photo. Did you know magazine cover photos are touched up a minimum of 20x even on babies? Damn! The average college girl would be Da Bomb with this entourage following her around!!!!

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 3:47pm

I like this photoshoot, it is more realistic than other photoshoots.
She looks very natural and I like many of her outfits, especially the shoes.

Good for her, I have a lot of respect for anyone that can set their mind to something and accomplish the task.

Now, all she has to do is get the cover of Italia Vogue and her model dream will be complete.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 4:00pm