Abbey Dawn is Avril Lavigne's Ultra Punk Rocker Clothing Line!
Thursday, August 21st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

The Abbey Dawn site was supposed to be fully functional in July, but it looks like they're running behind schedule. How are kids supposed to be punk rock when school rolls around when Avril's clothing line website won't sell them any punk rocker clothes?! So not cool.












Avril looks much better without the heavy black eye makeup, though she should cover all the pimples on her chin, hmmm
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since when did 'slanging' products become punk. avril you truly are too punk for me
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bring back the 'why'd you have go and make things so complicated' avril. she kicked ass!
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you know what other song rocked my socks...
HE WAS A SK8ER BOI SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOI
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She doesn't look as ugly here as she normally does.
That being said, she still has a rat face.
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in the third pic i swear it looked like she had a prostethic leg :O
Anyway... Avril be it because she is married, ran out of material... or w/e... she over all just is on a down hill...
And she is way too... um... well as a former fan (though her song "When your gone" gave me hope for the chance of the old avril coming back) I can say she has basically went down the Britney Spears direction... instead of the Christina Aguilera direction...
Meaning instead of coming out sexier but still backing it up with some talent... she just went... I won't say ho... but instead... she just went bland, generic... washed up... and um... if some reports are right Abbey Dawn and her tour are kinda meh... so if her next album doesn't do good... I hope her acting career kicks off... if not bye bye Avril... you had a unique name... to bad you couldn't do more with it...
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I hate to say it, but she looks smoking hot in the fifth picture. There's something about a woman in glasses & creepers that revs my engine.
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They should add bikinis and lingerie to the clothing line and have Avril model those.
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she has such a pretty face
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She's ugly and pasty.
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She needs Cocks in all three holes - that would be Punk
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From what I have read Avril’s Abbey Dawn clothing line is flying off the shelves and the CEO of Kohl’s is very pleased with how well Avril’s clothing line is selling. Also I read that her clothing line is selling so well that they will be adding new items to the Abbey Dawn line every eight weeks. I went to Kohl’s to check out her line and I have to say after seeing it in person that I really think Avril is on to something, the quality of most of the items is excellent. I also talked to the staff at the store and they said that they are constantly having to restock and reorder more stock. Anyway I will be buying more Abbey Dawn in the future and I really look forward to the new items that will be added to the line, oh and btw I really love the fit.
Thanks for the post.
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You chose the wrong place to do your covert marketing.
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