A Meaty Alicia Keys Hits Up MTV's TRL
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

I don't know about you guys, but I really liked what Alicia wore to Letterman. More hot chicks need to take note.
Alicia Keys recruiting backup singer via MySpace
Want to be a backup singer for Alicia Keys? The R&B star is inviting female singers who are aged 21 to 30 to "audition" via MySpace.
Hopefuls have until May 5 to submit a video, 30 seconds or longer, of themselves singing a capella to Keys' MySpace site (http://www.myspace.com/aliciakeys); according to a release. Ideal candidates "must be physically fit and able to dance."
There's no word yet on what portion of the "No One" singer's tour the backup singer would take part in; however, current dates run now through June 18, with more on the way. [Reuters]












OWWWWWWWW!!!
shes sooooooooo freakin hot
ver underrated
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shes isn't not that bad, but shes pretty in almost some parts
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oh, wait...!! nevermind... shes damn hot and overrated
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She does not look good in skinny jeans, sry
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Those are some SERIOUSLY tight pants. Spray on some Pam and dive into them from the top of the stairs!
Looking pretty good.
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omg she looks like a skinny person and fat person in one. She's so annoying looking.
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i love her. i don't mind the meaty legs. she can put those legs on my shoulders and ill take her for a ride. yumm
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LIPO! STAT
Imagine the friction those thighs produce? She must have to use a gallon of chafing cream every day.
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SOMEONE, QUICK FEED HER PUSSY 'CAUSE ITS CHEWIN' HER DENIM ,THEM JEANS AFTER WEARING THEM MUST HAVE A STINK FACTOR OF 8,SOMEONE CALL MCGARRET
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I honestly expected worse. Her thighs are fine.
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Junglegirl is right. The top half looks like a skinny person the bottom half looks like a fat person. That's not a good combination. I'll say her face is pretty.
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she looks blazing hot...
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Hey, I noticed that before junglegirl did, @#12.
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I agree with Pamela Susan Coursan and junglegirl. There you go.
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I didn't spell your name right, Sorry.
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it astounds me how pretentious these celebs are.
Oversized sunglasses to maintain that oh so cool look.
Yeah Moe I loved the letterman look, but this more toned down casual look is damn fine too
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Mmmmmm, Thick n Juicy like a medium rare Porterhouse!
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junglegirl probably has one of those straight boyish figures and she cannot stand that everybody is liking curvy bodies with booty.
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It's fine, @#16.. I forgive you. Now, go worship me.
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...Bastardly is not the same without it. Bastardly sucks!!!
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@#20 - Yeah, s/he can put a cotton swab on the altar to represent your likeness.
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..Although a cotton swab is a lot more attractive than Pamela!...
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Goliano.. stop tryin to talk cool. Luckily I am not American, so I don't allways know what you are sayin :)
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yeah #19 keep telling that to yourself, it just might make your fat ass feel better about yourself.
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@#25, junglegirl, please ignore him. He thrives on attention. Everyone, just let this miserable person be.
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Nothing wrong with those legs or the girl. Alicia is proof u don't need to be a twig to be f*ckin hot.
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Over-rated... and she is just soooooo annoying. The whole nut-job conspiracy theorist thing is such a turn off.
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DAMN right....sweetness!!! JUICY and MEATY!!!!!
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she is wearin a god damn girdle
thats why her waist looks smaller tha her lower area. it lokos painfully obvious.especially in the last pic. And yeah i agree the conspiracy theory racist crap is a big turn off .
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She looked best in Smokin Aces. She looks good here and always does a good job of walking the line of thick right before being fat. I think if she has kids she might need more then a girdle to pack it all in afterwards.
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I love her song, No One.
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These comments are funny. Look what the fashion industry has brainwashed people into. We got little girls and boys actually getting disgusted by a female looking like a female.
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If she's wearing a girdle, why can't she wear some thigh girdles, too. Stick those damn sausages in casings and tighten them down until they pop.
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do they even make leg girdles??? i bet if they did jennifer love hewitt would be all over it .
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Yes they do. And I don't want to talk about how I know! ha
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hahaah @36 well now you have to tell us.....
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shes pretty hot I luv her style
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WORD!! @ #33
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Taken in 1976.. @#33 Right on!! I like my ladies to eat. Some of these models have the body of preteen boys. Nothing in the front, legs and sharp elbows.
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Is she Ray Charles' daughter? Bad genes. She's blind too!
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Her hips/thighs are way too fat for someone so short. She probably has to wear spanx to make then not look like Jennifer Love Hewitts.
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I got some spanks for her jennyla!
@#33 - So much word! Alicia is a fine, fine woman. I'd love to have those thighs wrapped around my waist while I'm standin' up in that stuff.
She sings, "You don't know my name..." Well, I guarantee you, she'd know my name by the time I removed my head from between those juicy thighs. And don't get me started about her phat ass. Did you see her in that dress?
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oh please, her thighs are fine.
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i looove her hair like that. x
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she has beautiful featres..and her thighs are not that bad
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i think she looks fine. her upper body looks really skinny, she actually looks like she lost weight
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@22 enough with the skinny jokes
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Always lookin so good man. whats new
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Nice juicy ass to go with those juicy thighs...hell yeah, I'd bang her all night..
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she is gorgeous
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she's smoking, face is so beautiful and her thighs look good to me, i don't dig the cankles though, but overall she's hot
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@#48 - Blow it out your ass, pussy boi.
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^^ I know you wanna blow me..You SUCK ... my cock ... in your dreams
Now go find your own cock to suck, faggot
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^^^Huh???
Waaah! Waaah! I got my feewings hurt by reverse psychology and 60 year old schoolboy taunts! Waaah! Waaah! There's a fudge packing batty bwoy running around hurling lame, retired insults in my general direction. Waaah! Waaah! There's an emasculated captain-save-a-skinny-ass-hoe dropping illogic bombs in my path! Waaaaaahhhhhhh!!
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ALICIA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. ALICIA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. ALCIA IS FAT. FAT FAT FAT.
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