2008's Best Bikini Pictures: Mena Suvari Is Winning
Monday, April 14th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

It's been a rough start for the bikini season, but I'm sure as more camerawhore hotties wanna get in the action, things will get substantially hotter. We've gone from Mischa to Olivia to Penelope to even some quality senior citizen action with Janice Dickinson.
We know Monday mornings can be rough, so we've gone ahead and compiled a few. If you dig a pic, click on it & review the set while your boss is looking the other way.
As for you Hot Bastardly Ladies (especially you tasty Brazillians), please make sure you put on your juiciest bikinis & snap some pics for the Bastardly Community. If you need a new bikini, make sure you check out what Puma is offering on their site! Just click one of the ads to review their selection.












Giogia Palma is the winner for me!
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Her butt looks soft and squishy esp in that first pic. Still nice and spankable tho even if the legs are chunky.
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Kim K. hands down (and feet up).
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Perfect derrière :-D
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Mena and Georgia P by a landslide. Butts on women are NOT supposed to be 2 perfectly sculpted glute muscles with no squishability..like a friggen football tight end..yuck.
Toned glutes with fat on top is best...even if there's a couple of dimples..more feminine and most women have it even if they deny it from the privacy of their living room...
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giorgia & mena tie
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Never knew mena had such a booty, she looks good.
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mena
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I would agree that mena and georgia get first place look in the best bikini pictures for the way they fill them out but Natalie Pinkham has to get first place in the best bikini division. Wow,see thru and she shaves her pussy...she's hot
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Olivia Munn.
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whos the chick in pic #5
i pick her
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Olivia Munn FTW!!
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Natalie Pinkman (page 5) all day!!!
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Mena's butt looks retarded. But still better than the Buffy fat ass.
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Oh yeah, Mena has an ass that just begs for punishment.
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Not sure who #2 is but she's wearing my mom's bikini from the 80's
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^^^Pic #2 is Mischa Barton
Hey, are you The Big Iff, The Bi Giff, or The Bi GI ff?
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