2008 Olympics Coverage Begins. Hello Bia & Branca Feres!!

With the Olympics kicking off earlier today, it looks like I'll be glued to not only indoor & outdoor women's volleyball, but also synchronized swimming. We were real busy w/ Bastardly Travels all of July, so apologies for missing out on these two Brazilian hotties! DAMN IT!!

You can tell a lot about people by their writing style, so let's take a crack @ these two hotties w/ this Myspace entry...
Bia & Branca's Blurbs

About me:
Heyyyy Guysssssss!! We are Bia and Branca from Rio de Janeiro, Brasil!! Soooooo...What should we say about usssssssssssss?? We are synchonized swimmers, we swims for the brazilian national team!!!! Thing´s that we can´t live without: *Each-other (we are best friends) *Good weather, with a lot of sun (It´s always good be tan) *Our Family and friends *Beaches (brazilian surfers are hot)lol! *Parties (nice musics to dance) *White Chocolat *Synchro Ohhhhhhhhhhh that´s enought..... If you want to know more... just ask ussssss....

Who I'd like to meet:
We just want to meet our ammazing friends from America and some nice peolpe who want to talk to us! [Their Myspace]


Before we drown you in an ocean of pics, we'd like to thank Brazil for making the Olympics in China a little juicer.

Synchronized Swimming Schedule:
Aug 18 3:00am ET Women's Synchronized Swimming Duet Competition - Technical Routine
Aug 20 3:00am ET Women's Synchronized Swimming Duet Competition - Finals
Aug 22 3:00am ET Women's Synchronized Swimming Team Competition - Technical Routine

Volleyball Schedule:
Aug 8 10:00pm ET Women's Volleyball - Group B - Italy : Russian Fed
Aug 9 2:30am ET Women's Volleyball - Group A - Poland : Cuba

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39 Scandalous Comments

Nice hair, hot bodies, but I don't get the appeal of posing topless with a kitten.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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3 pussies are better than 1....or even 2! cum to america when you are done ladies! hot.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 9:31pm
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These chicks are stunning... We need more olympic bitches. Jackson, Moe, well done.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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Thank you Brazil.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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except the didn't qualify for the Olympics.....

I how ever will win the Gold in Individual Synchronized Swimming

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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Oh great, the Olympics start today....I'm so excited! My DVR will be working overtime....NOT!

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Bia & Branca, you can do Synchronized Swimming in my semen. Brazil rules!

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 4:38pm
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Post of the week!

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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they look ok!

not into blondes!!!

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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lol to antman.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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Synchronized Swimming Slores!!! I like.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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Hot, but synchronized swimming is not a sport.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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My hand is reaching for the cream.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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After reading that little blurb from their myspace page, I get the feeling they probably score higher on their "swimming" score than they would on an IQ test. It's a good thing there are two of them though - solving complex tasks like crossing streets without dying probably takes some synchronization. Cute though.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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pretty girls.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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Women are alright yea blah blah but shit did anyone see the opening ceramaony fuckign heel that shit was unreal

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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i agree that was pretty awesome those people drummin were outta this world

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 9:37am
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Pretty Twins.
I watched them competing in the last Panamerican Games on July/2007.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 9:35pm
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dint make it stand up like a periscope but we like south american poon...

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 9:46pm
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Nice hair

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 12:45am
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These gals are hot.
Were the pics that got taken down any good?

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 2:18am
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Breast cancer is a turn off for me.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 6:27am
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These twins were not even qualified for the Olympics, but somehow they managed to stay on the media here, they even posed for "Vip" (a magazine just like GQ) and Paparazzo (paparazzo "dot" com "dot" br, a very recommendable site owned by one of the biggest media group of BR, lots of hot actresses and models of their channels are featured there)

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 9:44am
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did you guys know that before she started modeling Gisele was an Olympic quality beach volleyball player?! seriously! i learned that when i did a speech on her in speech communications 1101

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 12:30pm
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Gisele used to play volleyball, but she didn't go too far.

Letícia Birkheuer in the other hand played for the brazilian national team and was a sucessfull high fashion model and the favorite Giorgio Armani's model.

Sometimes she looks like a mix of Natalia Vadianova and Alessanda Ambrosio.

http://victorias-secret-show.blogspot.com/2007/08/letcia-birkheuer-pictu...

http://cristianaarcangeli.terra.com.br/imagens/14873.jpg

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/leticia_birkheuer/showphoto/...

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 11:35pm
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i def. see the ale thing.

Sunday, August 10th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
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This is one of the best posts The Bastardly has had in a LONG TIME.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 2:15pm
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nice asses thats bout it. faces are fug

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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I agree with about the faces but I think their bodies are amazing.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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co sign 100%

they are fug

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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These chicks are fucking hot.

DON'T HATE!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 9:29pm
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Goddamn Russia attacked Georgia. Nice start for the Olympics. But hey who cares, show me the women's gymnastics!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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As long as they leave Savannah alone, I'm good.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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Very cute but gots no boobies. Needs boobies please.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 6:59pm
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Nice looking chicks.

Jamaicans are gonna own the track events. Asafa Powell, Usain Bolt, Veronica Campbell etc....TO THE WORLD!!!!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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Let me know when these bimbos grow some tits.

Sunday, August 10th, 2008 @ 10:31am
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nah i dont like em

Sunday, August 10th, 2008 @ 12:24pm
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They're ok. Nothing special. I see better looking chicas at the mall.

Sunday, August 10th, 2008 @ 10:03pm
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Come on, Any one who says these girls are ugly is nuts.
Any straight man would love to have these two take a mouth full of his cream and then swap then kiss with it.
(agree with the tits thing thogh)

Friday, August 22nd, 2008 @ 11:40am
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