#1 Ranked Marisa Miller @ Maxim Magazine's 2008 Hot 100 Party

These were snapped in L.A.

2008 has been a crazy year for Marisa Miller. First she scored SI: Swimsuit cover girl honors & then took the top spot on Maxim Magazine's annual Hot 100 List. But sadly, it appears as if all this recognition is coming at the tail end of her career.

Anyway, here's a brief summary from the Wiki...
Marisa Miller (born August 6, 1978[3]) is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs. She is the Swimsuit Issue cover model for the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and a Victoria's Secret Angel.

On the February 12, 2008 episode of The Late Show with David Letterman it was announced via a three-story billboard in New York City that Marisa would grace the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. The tandem online launch of the 2008 issue drew record page views to the SI website: 228 million, a 41% increase over 2007.[18]

Marisa's next big assigment was a five-city tour to promote the launch of the Victoria's Secret 2008 Swim collection in stores. The April-May tour included stops in New York City, Miami, Chicago, Boston, and Minneapolis, where Marisa signed copies of the Swim 2008 catalogue for fans.

She is currently designing a shoe line with Vans. [Wiki]


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great body.. bad lip color..her face looks better than it has lately

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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Sun damamged to oblivion.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:09pm
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i like the fact that she always wears the shortest dresses/skirts...face looks extra butta here though

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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Marisa knows how to get the dicks hard. She knows her body is top notch, and she shows it off. I'd like to punish her pussy.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:13pm
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damn, that ass is just screaming to get annihilated. easily the best body on the planet.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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hey, why not? she's atually hot (extremely) and made the top of a shitty mag list. how rare is that?
and god damn! she's working that little dress out! nice...

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:25pm
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Something is off... but she is hot.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:26pm
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why does everyone say she looks sun damaged, leathery, and like she's not going to age well??
wtf.. she looks just fine to me. she doesnt have any wrinkles or "sun spots", so whats the deal??
and how the hell could someone know how she is going to age? are the people who say that psychics??
she looks fine to me. her face is pretty average but it doesnt look old or anything. and her body is PERFECT!
she is hotttt overall

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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I just came in my shorts. I have had sex with Marissa 2,549 times in my mind. I hope she realizes that.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:28pm
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It's about time hottest chick ever in my opinion.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:40pm
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Good rack and walking sticks on this one.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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@ 9. Look at her chest on pg 7. That girl definitely has done some major skin damage. Freckled and blotchy. Won't age well at all.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:44pm
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sorry but... those moles and freckles a sooo hot! how she manages to make them so appealing is one of her many mysteries. and her face is really pretty. her eyes are big, wide and stunning. i'd hit...

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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great bod but she has too much makeup on, her face looks very bad here, in magazines and when she used to be in j.crew catalogues she had the natural freckled face (like me!) and it was cute. plus her hair is just bad, she needs to change that.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:13pm
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that dress she is wearing is for people with no waist...she has a perfect hour-glass figure and should only wear skin-tight dresses.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:17pm
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^^allways dissin' white skinny chicks, it's like an obsession with you, ain't it???

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:35pm
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I'm usually not a big fan, she has a rough-looking buttaface. But I think she had some work done on the face or is using botox, looks much better.

Still has no ass, but I love freckles and would gladly do her.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:42pm
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shes younger than my sister but looks so much older. Shes got a fab figure tho! (aside from the bad boob job)

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:45pm
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@#18 - I dis Black skinny "chicks" too. Now go eat a sandwich, racist.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 9:45pm
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^^dear god, you are pathetic... can't you understand: Different tastes,
different opinions!!! ??? If you check this thread, you will see that no one agrees with you!!! You're clearly really an old fashion guy!!!
And really old!!!!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 10:07pm
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@22 Totally agreed

Theres a few stupid sluts that post on this site that only have love for overly skinny blonde broads. I wish those anorexic few would starve themselves to death already.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 10:07pm
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Number 24.. Billy Whizz, the bipolar maniac, didn't you promise you would leave??? I'd like to see how fat you are, bitter asshole of nature

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 10:15pm
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The perfect woman.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 10:22pm
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She has a perfect body!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:00pm
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What a fucking body. Id last about 2 pumps with this broad and then nut.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:01pm
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number 24.. oh, I forgot. The "Handsome" Black Fella leaves right after he posts his nasty ass comment. Billy Whizz, now he talks to you.
The bipolar poem writer just writes poetry and talks shit.
Dude, I dunno how to say this to you, but I think that EVERYBODY on here just feels sorry for you!!! Not me, though. I have rarely witnessed such a vile person! You feel that bad, that you want me to die?? Look, it's not my fault you are so lonely all the time!!! You admitted as Billy Whizz that you are a loner, and NO girl likes you, or your looks. But, please, -
GO TO THE NEAREST PSYCH WARD ASAP!!! Mental, pathetic shit of mess

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:01pm
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@#23 - Like I give a fuck about anyone agreeing with me. Learn to stand on your own, dumbass!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:54pm
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@31 Ok then fucktard

@30 Lol Pam, Im not Billy Whizz, but do continue. I like reading your psycho bitch rants. It's like driving by an accident, and you can't look away.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:59pm
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^^ Dude, that was at Pam, not you.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:02am
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@34 Oh snap dude sorry!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:09am
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#32 - Dude.. you can't be helped. It's pretty obvious.
Go talk to your invisable friend or somethin

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:12am
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Damn.. you psycho!! You wrote that from my guestbook??
Way to make it so obvious that you are mentally ill, and clearly mentally challenged. Look, you are clearly VERY ill, or else, why would you be haunting me here. Getta hell outta here, you're lucky you're not here right now.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:21am
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@37 Mentally ill? From one of the 3 most annoying people that are on this site, thats a compliment!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:25am
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@37 nut job says:
"Getta hell outta here, you're lucky you're not here right now."

Or else what, you'll stab him with your shoulder blades?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:29am
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Freckles can look sexy, but this is just rough
www.starsupclose.com/category/marissa-miller/

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:30am
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Handsy. You feel better after these attemps to humiliate me?? Why do you even bother?? You're just makin a fool of yourself here.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:33am
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Goliano, thank you for makin it chrystal clear that you think of nothing but skinny chicks!!! Negatively, positively, whatever!!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:38am
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@#42 - As usual, you make ZERO sense. I've tired of your annoyance. Be gone.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:44am
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Now I'm quite confused isn't Billy Wizz also ed yang. Does this mean Ed yang was a black dude all this time. thats quite a twist.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:47am
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That body is killer.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 4:51am
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seriosly people?!! that face is awful, k maybe not awful but very average. i must admit she's got a good body but surely in order to be numero uno u've got have the body+face hhmm

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:07am
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Average, only average, body. The face not pretty al all... Besides, looks old. Damaged.

Ultra-overated. ¿Nº1 hotness? No way. Even Nº 100.

Definitely, brown bag to her.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:55am
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Her face is ALWAYS butta. Even made up for the VS fashion show she looked like sunburned potato skin. I don't care if she has a small waist and big tits with a face like that. There's models who have both great body and great face. Her legs also are nothing special. And she's too fucking short for the runway too. And yet we have to endure her on the VS catwalk yet another year. Broad couldn't walk worth shit. She should stick to rolling around in the sand and getting her skin fried.

But yea yea, she has the name factor I guess. And that's good from a promotional stand-point.

This year's fashion show will be held in Miami btw. Previously it's been held in LA and before that NY. I wonder what that means...

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 5:59am
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i will always fail to see her as BUTTA. ain't no way she's butta, and as far as models go, she may have one of the best bodies in the business. she is the complete package. definately in my top 5 current models.
her picture from maxim magazine is delicious...

Photobucket

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 7:25am
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...click image to the whole picture*

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 7:29am
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body is a 9, face is a 5

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:19am
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Coke? and/or Meth? is a hella of a drug for Marissa. Her body looks way skinnier than usual in these pictures and she looks way older than she is.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:27am
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agree with redneck, body is a 9, face is average.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:38am
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loki, yea, that's an airbrushed picture. Not the best indication of what her skin really looks like.

Let's use some real photos instead.

This is Marisa's face in last year's fashion show after a make-up artist had been working on her face for hours:
www.casperchristophersen.com/miller01.jpg

And notice the almost leathery skin on her thighs:
www.casperchristophersen.com/miller02.jpg

As for overall body shape, I think Marisa is not bad, but she really falls flat next to someone like Karolina.
www.casperchristophersen.com/karolina_marisa.jpg

Hell, Karolina's FACE looks better in those shots and that says a lot.

Marisa's body, while fairly good, does not make up for her shitty face. And to make matters worse, she doesn't even have height on her side and she can't pull off a decent walk.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:51am
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I'm not the biggest Marisa Miller fan, but it's actually nice to see someone different as #1 on one of these lists. She's a breath of fresh air so to speak. Her legs look amazing in pic #3 and her face looks stunning in pic #4.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:01am
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KK has zero boobs...those padded bras are ridiculous..and KK is almost 6 feet tall so I'd rather see a woman who's 5'8" or 5'9"...statuesque, not monstrous.

A nose that looks like a hook from profile ruins anything else that's going on. She has a nice ass and legs only when she's not stick thin. When she's thin, her thighs don't even touch at all..gross.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:16am
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pstroyer.
i posted that picture because it is from her Maxim #1 spot for the magazine. therefore it is in relation to this thread. i did not post it to prove any points, except for the fact that she is good at what she does (look hot in pictures). being as their are clear pictures of what she looks like in candids here in the thread anyway. do i really need to post anything else?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:23am
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i guess its just because shes older than the rest of the models that we hold in high esteem. I agree that she is something different which can only be a good thing, im really sick of all the anorexic/alien bitches. Mind you, VS models are always healthy looking, thats why theyre so commercially appealing, unlike high fashion models such as that Lydia Hearst who is just a bag of bones with a funny shaped head.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:32am
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I like Marisa. She has one of the best bodies out there and she's a really good surfer. Her face is not the prettiest but it's not ugly either.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:41am
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DAMMIT DUDES, just enjoy her for what she is, and any of you that say you wouldn't hit are full of shit.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:46am
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#57

It's about leg-torso proportion. Karolina has better leg-torso proportion. And she has better hip-waist proportion too judging from their runway photos. Karolina is 5'11", that's no problem for a tall guy. But we're not going to date these women anyway, just look at them. And Marisa is wearing padded bra too in those shots. The problem with big boobs is that they start sagging. Woman hits 35 and all of a sudden her boobs hang by the fucking waistline. Marisa's boobs look saggy already. It's quite possible Marisa is just past her prime, I don't know, but it's the wrong time for her to place #1 on any list.

But then again,

Maxim had Eva Longora on #1 in 2006 and Lindsay Lohan on #1 in 2007 with Aguilera, Fergie and Rihanna in top 10.

Maxim is usually the sexiest list I agree the least with so no wonder :)

But who knows, maybe Marisa will improve her performance in this year's fashion show and not look like a prancing leather bag.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:50am
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I've nursed 2 babies and my boobs are a D cup and the nipples still point straight out (not down)...they used to point up buy hey, still good...gimme a break with this all boobs fall down to the waist..you prefer plastic obviously.

Marisa has nice big boobs without a bra, check out KK with just a tank top on...NOTHING. Her wide pelvis only makes her legs look skinnier, even if they are longer. Marisa has an evenly proportioned body...it looks very very nice. Her ass is the best in the business (her arch in her lower back in f'ing crazy too)

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:02am
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#64

Sorry, but Karolina has the best ass too. Look at Marisa's runway when she walks back and compare it to this

www.casperchristophersen.com/karolina_ass.jpg

And no, I don't like plastic. I wouldn't mind if Karolina's breasts were a little bigger either. But I still prefer them small/medium over saggy.

Marisa is a D-cup. Tyra Banks was reportedly a large C.

This is Tyra revealing her true breasts and she's about the same age as Marisa in that video:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2P4entsbww

I rather have small, firm, perky tits than shit like that. But yea, as a guy, I'm probably in the minority. Hell, a lot of guys even love big plastic boobs. I recall Pamela Anderson being hugely popular with the male population.

But then again, a lot of guys got zero taste.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:37am
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OK, I gotta sum up this argument with this:

There is something VERY SPECIAL about a woman who has large natural breasts (D cup max, bigger like Kelly Brooke's is gross), killer abs and a round curvy bum ON THE SAME BODY....it is so fricken RARE!!!! Toned legs are an extra bonus.

KK's A/AA boobs go with a curvy lower body ALL THE TIME, I see it all the time at the MALL in my blue collar town...NO BIG DEAL.

The way I see it is that there is a huge backlash against fake tits because every chick age 16 and up seems to have them...this makes goddess Marisa even more of a big deal...THAT's why she's number one.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:53am
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I've seen her boobs just hanging down...they look perky as hell...not all boobs are created equal..some just have natural genetic supports..some DON'T. Megan Fox has A cups and they sag...go figure.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 10:54am
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Marissa Miller? Cool.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:08am
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#67 Can't you tell on page 2 that her breasts are already sacky? And it's only going to get worse. The only pictures you've seen of her breasts "hanging down" are photoshopped pictures. Gravity always wins over big natural breasts. Always.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:13am
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#66 Karolina is a B-cup. I don't consider B-cup ideal, but I don't consider D-cup ideal either. Small, firm C-cup is usually what I prefer.

But look at the picture evidence

www.casperchristophersen.com/karolina_marisa.jpg

Marisa is shortlegged and scrawny by comparison. To find a 5'11" woman who has Karolina's curves is much rarer and no, you don't see those in the mall all the time. Unless you live in supermodelville.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:27am
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she is not a B cup..that's BS...A tops...

I love tall women but I'm only 5'10 so I would date up to 5'9 (don't forget heels). I'm sure KK is 6'4 in heels. I don't like the way her thighs aren't juicy enough..so her legs aren't perfect in my books..

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:38am
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I'm not talking about height here wrt the flat chest, curvy bottom comment. That is the most common body type regardless of type. Marisa is curvy all over..she has every one in the book..some more than others but again, I prefer that.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:39am
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Look again. Her legs are clearly curvier than Marissa's.

It goes like this:

Marissa wins on:
Boobs (until gravity wins)

Karolina wins on:
Legs
Ass
Stomach

Neither of them have perfect skin, but Marisa is sun-damaged beyond repair.

If you'd seen Marisa and Karolina walk past each other on the runway, you'd know what I'm talking about.

But I'm arguing with yet another boob-obsessed male specimen so this will be my last comment in this thread.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:57am
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Nice, really nice, nice toe cleavage. She has that hot surfer girl look. Sometimes I describe myself as a surfer trapped in a black man body. As a black man and surfer I hit that ass hard, a double tap.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:58am
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OMG, they both have great stomachs and asses..boobs to MM, legs to KK..face to MM by a landslide regardless of sundamage. Height to MM 5'8" I think..surfer girl sexiness..MM...lower back curve...MM. You should see her pics on SI with her lower back and bum just above the water...DAMN...I'd go lesbo for her.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:35pm
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hey Lambo, you probably WERE a surfer in a previous life..lol

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:36pm
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Marissa is quite impressive, with her 10% body fat frame yet size D natural boobs. .000000001 of the population has that, so the modeling industry ignores her face, or covers it up with hair.

Alessandra Ambrisio has an ugly face too, and it is usually at least 50% covered with hair in every shot.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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@Lambo - Dispense with the doubt and become the Tiger Woods of surfing. *kicks 180° and skates off into half pipe*

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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she dresses like a hooch and has a man face. BROWN BAG IT

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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There's no need to be jealous of skinny broads. I'm just talkin in general here. The skill to remain perfectly thin in amazing.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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she's supposed to dress that way..she's at the Maxim HOT 100 party...a sensible pant suit just wouldn't cut it ya know?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 2:48pm
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Definitely would.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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Killer body, but her face does nothing for me..veryy average.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 7:13pm
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she rocks, im a chicago cubs fan, so, im cool for that, and i still hate new york mets, because they suck ass!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:21am
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good god ppl cant you see she doesn't have a pretty face...please show me a guy who chooses facial beauty over boob size

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 8:59am
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She's grade "A" class number one in her division.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:02am
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I think KK and MM are the 2 hottest women on the planet. My breakdown:

Face: Karolina
Boobs: Marissa
Body: Marissa
Legs: Push
Ass: Karolina

Still, i'd take Karolina, babes like her come once in a generation.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 2:11am
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Here's the thing...
When MM was on the SI cover, the website exploded with a 41% increase in views (read intro).

MM is #1 and where is KK?? She is NEVER on ANY list. She is pretty and has a nice body BUT she has no boobs..that's all I can explain it with. From my experience (lol) most men are boob obsessed, followed closely with booty obsession, nice stomach next (flat toned, small waist) and legs are behind this. THIS is why MM gets so many "perfect body" comments even though her legs aren't 3 miles long, just evenly proportioned. Look at Halle Berry, she's got SHORT legs and guys call her perfect b/c of her tits and ass and stomach.

So MM has got the "whole package" much more than KK by far even with her average face..she's still a whole lot of sexy. Thousands of men voted..not every guy will agree but majority rules.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 9:17am
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Marisa's body is amazing ... a perfect 10 (slim, curvy, toned) and I love her surfer style.
Maybe she would never be in my top 10, but I think she has a huge sex appeal. Her body and style are responsible for her fame.
In my opinion her face is her weak point. I am not saying she is ugly, because she is not. But I think she is kind of average.

I have already seen many pictures of Karolina Kurkova where I could see clealy that she has lots of cellulite. So I would say Marisa's body is superior. Both have pretty, but not fantastic faces.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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Don't care. Karolina has pretty eyes.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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