I don't know about you guys, but Sara Jean Underwood (2007 PMOY) looks about 5x hotter than Ms. Jayde "Respect Tattoo" Nicole. I don't really know what the other months look like, but I'm pretty sure it came down to who treated Hef the best in bed.

If any other dude was running the show, he would sample the tasty goods beforehand, as well, so I don't blame Hef for taking advantage of his position & power. These chicks literally worship him, so more power to him. Bastard.

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These were snapped @ Carluccio's restaurant in London

SHOCK! Danielle Lloyd injured on TV show

Danielle Lloyd has injured herself during rehearsals for new TV show Celebrity Gladiators.

The glamour model and former Celebrity Big Brother housemate is said to have hurt her ankle after falling 20ft into a pool of water while practising the pugil sticks challenge.

Danielle, 24, will have a medical check today to confirm whether she can continue with the show, reports the Daily Star. [Now Magazine]

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Hey... I'm Dana and 22 years old. Enjoy!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Audrina Patridge. Her face is to die for! I guess I could overlook the non-focused eyes... ;)

Do you like your boobs?
I'm part of the itty-bitty-titty committee, so not really. It's better au naturale than silicone, right?

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Honestly, no. I've thought this question through, and doing this would make me a prostitute. I'm not a self righteous bitch, but I can say that I have enough class not to do that.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, but they have said I have a girl-next-door demeanor.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I do, but I forgot her name!

What makes you Bastardly?
I consider myself to be well rounded and sociable... with a touch of spontaneity. You know, just bastard-like in general.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Taylor Quinn Cole (born April 29, 1984 in Arlington, Texas) is an American actress and former fashion model. In high school, Taylor traveled with the Junior Olympics volleyball squad. It was also in high school she got her start as a model.

Taylor moved to New York to further her modeling career. She appeared in commercials and advertisements such as Crest toothpaste, Old Spice and Dooney & Bourke handbags.

When she visited her mother and stepdad actor, Shawn Christian in Los Angeles she landed an audition, and eventually the role of Erika Spalding for the now-defunct WB show Summerland in 2004. She relocated to Los Angeles to film the series.

Taylor has also appeared in Ryan Cabrera's True music video and Papa Roach's video for "Scars". She also guest starred in the WB show Supernatural episode titled 'Provenance', where she played the love interest of Sam Winchester (played by Jared Padalecki). She has also been seen playing guest roles in the CBS' show NUMB3RS. Taylor has also appeared in an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation as Bianca. She is also a fan favorite for the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie. Taylor will star as Desiree in the horror remake, April Fool's Day. Wiki

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The strange case of Lindsay Lohan and the disappearing mink coat

Stay calm, truthseekers, because it's that time again - the time when Lost in Showbiz peers into its crystal ball and rasps, "What's Lohan up to?"

A wizened claw is waved over the glass orb, which swiftly clouds. Finally, the mists part to reveal a fur-clad starlet, and an unidentified female wailing, "Where's my coat?"

Ooh! We have a mink-jacking!

Now, I'd love to tell you that the innocent victim in all of this was Lindsay. But showbusiness is no fairytale.

And so to New York nightclub 1 Oak, where, on January 26 of this year, both Lindsay and a student named Masha Markova attended a private birthday party. Lindsay had arrived in a black coat; Masha was wearing an $11,000 blonde mink - a family heirloom - that she placed on a coat rack. [Read more @ The Guardian]

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